Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

Has Russ discovered flavoured water? Amazing find, now I can stop chugging back pure sugar water.

Pipsqueak, 10 calories is still a shit ton for a drink. Tea, coffee, water, calorie free soda etc etc is the stuff the grown ups drink. Then, we also eat vegetables rather than chocolate fucking pancakes so that’s a thing too.

Nobody come at me telling me this twat has an average IQ. He’s as thick as shit.

you can even drink coffee before working out to help burn calories faster.
But we all know he doesn't order coffee unless it's the sugary, kiddy, kind.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

So what do you think the legal theory behind his yovanna lawsuit is going to be? Will it just be celebrity duty to suck me my penis if I write a song for them like it was with Taylor? Has Yovvana ever done publicity stunts like Taylor has that would "justify" that thinking?

 

[StraightShooter2]

So what do you think the legal theory behind his yovanna lawsuit is going to be? Will it just be celebrity duty to suck me my penis if I write a song for them like it was with Taylor? Has Yovvana ever done publicity stunts like Taylor has that would "justify" that thinking?

It'll probably be a repeat of the Taylor Swift saga.

I Googled and didn't see anything about her getting gifts from fans, but I did find this:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez share pics on dates with other people

On Wednesday night, Selena hit trendy New York eatery Tao with male model Tanz Watson, who quickly shared a photo of the 21-year-old songstress hanging all over him.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe Russ will claim that because she accepted an invitation to dinner from Justin Bieber, that this implies she'd be receptive to going on a footsie date in a red dress with Russ.

His song should be" Stalking someone I've only seen on Instagram"

"Getting my Ass Kicked in Court by Based Skordas"

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Russell always reverts to the idea that if people don't agree with him, it's just because they don't understand, and that they would understand and agree if only they would let him explain properly. When someone rejects the claims Russell makes in writing, I'm sure he chalks it up to their poor reading skills, not to his poor writing skills.

This is central. This is every single negative interaction with anyone. This is the entire Erika situation. He really thinks that he’s deeply misunderstood.

When he gets to explain and still is told he’s wrong, then he reverts to calling others bias.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Russell always reverts to the idea that if people don't agree with him, it's just because they don't understand, and that they would understand and agree if only they would let him explain properly. When someone rejects the claims Russell makes in writing, I'm sure he chalks it up to their poor reading skills, not to his poor writing skills.

I think he wants the judge to see his plights first-hand and give him a pity-ruling.

 

[DrJonesHat]

In Russell's book he says that he told her he got her flowers. I can only imagine how horrifying that situation must have been for her, because when he said that she knew the kind of guy she was dealing with. She probably knew the moment she saw him stumble in in his filthy suit. She knew he was just another moocher wanting to get in her pants. Just a brainless, delusional simp convinced that he could make her, an internationally famous singer, fall in love with him and wouldn't respond well to denial. The same instinct she had when that pastor groped her at the funeral probably took over, that "just pretend it's not creepy until it's over" instinct that far too many women have to learn to deal with creepers who hit on them.

That pastor should have been charged with sexual assault. Russ should have been excluded from the meet and greet because he broke the no gifts rule.

Russell always reverts to the idea that if people don't agree with him, it's just because they don't understand, and that they would understand and agree if only they would let him explain properly. When someone rejects the claims Russell makes in writing, I'm sure he chalks it up to their poor reading skills, not to his poor writing skills.

He'll never ever consider that maybe his argument is completely flawed. No matter how well written it might be, it will still fail because Russ doesn't grasp that the First Amendment means we get to make fun of him. We're covered, because he's arguably a public figure and he became one voluntarily. He's already asked the judge to just ignore the CDA, I wouldn't be shocked if at some point he asks a judge to just ignore the First Amendment.

 

[Constellationzero]

"Getting my Ass Kicked in Court by Based Skordas"

Chuck Tingle needs to get on this STAT complete with hilarious cover art.

Getting My Ass Kicked in Court by Josh's Handsome Stud Attorney
Pounded in the Butt by My Plights
Happy Endings With Wahlburgers
Ravaged by the Studly Costco Muffin

 

[DrJonesHat]

Chuck Tingle needs to get on this STAT complete with hilarious cover art.

Getting My Ass Kicked in Court by Josh's Handsome Stud Attorney
Pounded in the Butt by My Plights
Happy Endings With Wahlburgers
Ravaged by the Studly Costco Muffin

What you wanna bet that Russ files a complaint with the Utah bar after the case gets tossed? Russ seems to think you can complain to the bar if a lawyer does something you don't like. He filed a complaint when that female lawyer didn't hire him after he sexually harassed her by hitting on her awkwardly and sending her flowers. That just shows how utter reprehensible he is. When you deny him something he feels he is owed, he tries to destroy you. I suspect that in a week or two we're going to get an angry rant about how Yovanna Ventura hates disabled people. I know we frown on contacting cows, but I really want to ask him exactly what he was expecting with his music video. I'm also pretty sure he thinks he's the first person to try to impress an attractive female celebrity.

 

[Bias Judge]

I think he wants the judge to see his plights first-hand and give him a pity-ruling.

This is totally the reason why he always insists on oral hearings.

It's the same reason that he made that pathetic video during the Katy Perry saga. He wants everyone to see just how PITIFUL he is.

Just how as a kid he could whine to the teacher and put on a big show about just how DISABLED he is. How could you possibly say no to such a helpless victim ?

If you watch the courtroom video from the Ariana saga, you can tell that he is really trying to ham it up for the judge.

Such plights ! The horror !

He would have better luck ditching the songwriter schtick and going for an acting career.

 

[pr3nt177]

I'm dumbfounded. The two things he hates most about his disability are his droopy face and his speech impediment. He knows people have a hard time understanding him when he speaks. He complains about it fairly regularly. How can he possibly think trying to make oral arguments himself is going to work out favorably for him?

What the fuck is Russ thinking?!?!

Hoping to garner enough "disability" sympathy ass-pats for the verdict to go in his favour.

 

[Plights]

I promise not to make a habit of this, but I was just blessed with a Mother's Day Miracle.

 

[StinkySnack]

This is totally the reason why he always insists on oral hearings.

It's the same reason that he made that pathetic video during the Katy Perry saga. He wants everyone to see just how PITIFUL he is.

Just how as a kid he could whine to the teacher and put on a big show about just how DISABLED he is. How could you possibly say no to such a helpless victim ?

If you watch the courtroom video from the Ariana saga, you can tell that he is really trying to ham it up for the judge.

Such plights ! The horror !

He would have better luck ditching the songwriter schtick and going for an acting career.

Love your username/avatar. I'd LOVE to see Russ get a smack-down from Judge Judy.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

This is central. This is every single negative interaction with anyone. This is the entire Erika situation. He really thinks that he’s deeply misunderstood.

When he gets to explain and still is told he’s wrong, then he reverts to calling others bias.

Russell always reverts to the idea that if people don't agree with him, it's just because they don't understand, and that they would understand and agree if only they would let him explain properly. When someone rejects the claims Russell makes in writing, I'm sure he chalks it up to their poor reading skills, not to his poor writing skills.

He's also the only person in Utah who can read sheet music, don't forget. That's why his music sucks.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I'm dumbfounded. The two things he hates most about his disability are his droopy face and his speech impediment. He knows people have a hard time understanding him when he speaks. He complains about it fairly regularly. How can he possibly think trying to make oral arguments himself is going to work out favorably for him?

I think Russell wants judges, opposing counsel, etc., to see the struggle. Easy sympathy points.

This, more than anything, exemplifies what Zachary Snowdon Smith meant when he wrote Russell "lives in an uneasy symbiosis with his disability."

EDIT: That damn @Bias Judge got to it first

 

[Kumquat]

I suspect that in a week or two we're going to get an angry rant about how Yovanna Ventura hates disabled people. I know we frown on contacting cows, but I really want to ask him exactly what he was expecting with his music video. I'm also pretty sure he thinks he's the first person to try to impress an attractive female celebrity.

He was expecting the same thing he always expects: his music video would be so touching and show just how much he cares about Yovanna that she drops everything and flies to his house to suck him his penis.

Logic doesn't work with a narcissist. He is absolutely convinced he's the greatest gift ever given to the earth, and all of us stupid, idiot peasants just don't understand his superior, brilliant mind. You can't point out how silly and dumb his ideas are, because in his mind, all of his ideas are stellar and fantastic, and you just don't get it, you stupid peasant! Your feeble, tiny brain cannot even comprehend the sheer greatness that is Russel Greer's mind.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He's also the only person in Utah who can read sheet music, don't forget. That's why his music sucks.

He claims he spent 9 years writing stuff like "Julianne's Smile" (which was a 1:30 long song).

I spent 15-20 minutes writing parody lyrics of it.

She's either full of shit, or he spends 8 hours a day jacking off to Instagram models and can't even be bothered than to write more than 20 seconds worth of music a year.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Says the guy who puts his own name on stuff he pays others to do for him...

 

[DrJonesHat]

He was expecting the same thing he always expects: his music video would be so touching and show just how much he cares about Yovanna that she drops everything and flies to his house to suck him his penis.

Logic doesn't work with a narcissist. He is absolutely convinced he's the greatest gift ever given to the earth, and all of us stupid, idiot peasants just don't understand his superior, brilliant mind. You can't point out how silly and dumb his ideas are, because in his mind, all of his ideas are stellar and fantastic, and you just don't get it, you stupid peasant! Your feeble, tiny brain cannot even comprehend the sheer greatness that is Russel Greer's mind.

I think there's a better than average chance that Yovanna was actually creeped out/offended by the video if she even saw it. He can't even get the stereotypes right. Russ is like those idiots who think all Asian people are either Japanese or Chinese. If she did see the video, I hope she told whoever handles her social media to just ignore him if he tries to contact her again. He thinks it's illegal to block him, so ignoring him is the best bet. I do think he might consider suing her for something if he gets riled up enough.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think there's a better than average chance that Yovanna was actually creeped out/offended by the video if she even saw it. He can't even get the stereotypes right. Russ is like those idiots who think all Asian people are either Japanese or Chinese. If she did see the video, I hope she told whoever handles her social media to just ignore him if he tries to contact her again. He thinks it's illegal to block him, so ignoring him is the best bet. I do think he might consider suing her for something if he gets riled up enough.

He needs to open the comments on his Yovanna video.

If she's going to contact him, it'll definitely be there.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I promise not to make a habit of this, but I was just blessed with a Mother's Day Miracle.

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