Any term reminding people that true believers of the scamdemic are akin to a cult or a religion is a good one. You want some of that "Old Time Religion", well guess what, the Covidiots of the world are followers of the oldest. Their faith in COVID-19 and their demands for strict adherence to ritual is an ancient form of religion, where the gods were vengeful and despised humanity and all we could do was cower in abject fear of them and appease them in whatever way we could so they didn't wipe us off the face of the planet. It's religion as it was, a religion built around fear of greater forces that dominate your life.
Therefore the Covidian must follow exactly the tenets laid out to them by high priests like Fauci and the priesthood of the WHO. They must wear the holy garb of two masks at all times (over the nose OR ELSE) and follow the their god's order to stand 6 feet apart from all others. They must constantly praise the terrible might of their god, COVID-19, and mock the disbelievers she strikes down and pray for more deaths at the hands of COVID-19. Persecution and harassment of those who refuse their part in the worship of COVID-19's might is mandatory, lest their goddess punish them and everyone they know. The vaccine is their eucharist, a sacrament taken twice every few months and is sacred beyond all else, and criticism of it the highest blasphemy. They follow the strict dietary taboo of nevering eat food outside their home and never allowing more than the smallest of guests into their home, for COVID-19 is a jealous god. All of society must center around their religion, a religious practice known as "lockdown". Sporting events, concerts, restaurants, and all else must strictly follow the tenets of Covidianism lest the religious police close them down and arrest the heretics. The afterlife of the Covidian is a paradise where COVID-19 has been banished by the piety of her followers.
I really don't see much of a difference between other strict religious societies and COVID-19 cultists, and any researcher peering into our world from another would think the same. It's a superstitious, violent religion straight from the Bronze Age, offering nothing but fire and brimstone for all who disbelieve. It's truly ironic that many atheists who mock and despise the Bible and are quick to point out the shit God does in the Old Testament have become fundamentalist and devout followers of this new religion.
I think Western minds are warped by the idea that a religion has to be like Judaism, Christianity, or Islam and thus ignore the fact secular religions like COVID-19 worship are practically identical to historical religious beliefs, especially violent faiths like Assyrian or Aztec religion (or Old Testament Judaism which shares a few theological similarities with Assyrian beliefs). Don't laugh at that idea either given that Covidians often express the desire for killing those who oppose their faith (and perhaps harvesting their organs and blood for public health?) and would undoubtedly sacrifice their pets if Dr. Fauci or another high priest declared it necessary for public health.
tl;dr This is one evil fucking cult
It's still a shitty vaccine no one should take, and possibly the most objectively shitty vaccine of the terrible trio given relatively low protection rates and similar or even higher risk of short-term side effects. It's selling point is that it's potentially no worse than other shitty vaccines like some of the botched flu vaccines and won't lead to long-term autoimmune illnesses, infertility, or cancer. Not something I want in my body or something I'd encourage anyone to get without we doing their own research and weighing their own risks.
Italy too, since "Hug a Chinaman Day" was an initiative a few mayors in Italy launched to fight those evil xenophobic racists. At least their fellow wops like Cuomo and Pelosi only told people to go visit Chinatown.
