Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
The language Tess annd her fat followers has used interested me. Many of them have said “anorexia has always been for skinny girls…”.

For. Like it’s a gift, or honor. “LV makes clothing for skinny girls.” “I bought flowers for Mother’s Day,”.

People don’t stay “Getting raped is only for pretty girls.” “Death is for the young.”

The word for in that context means it’s desirable. I imagine many people who are 300 pounds overweight imagined or wished they had anorexia instead, but that’s a nightmare fantasy and nobody would really want it, They just imagine if they were going to have an eating disorder, it might as well be the one that makes them thin (which ignores the horror.).

It’s a weird word to use but I think it tells more about their mindset than they ever wanted. Check and see how many use it and give away that they think it’s desirable.
Tess Holiday has finally shattered the glass ceiling of anorexia, due to her notable heft causing her to fall through the top floor above.
 
The language Tess annd her fat followers has used interested me. Many of them have said “anorexia has always been for skinny girls…”.

For. Like it’s a gift, or honor. “LV makes clothing for skinny girls.” “I bought flowers for Mother’s Day,”.

People don’t stay “Getting raped is only for pretty girls.” “Death is for the young.”

The word for in that context means it’s desirable. I imagine many people who are 300 pounds overweight imagined or wished they had anorexia instead, but that’s a nightmare fantasy and nobody would really want it, They just imagine if they were going to have an eating disorder, it might as well be the one that makes them thin (which ignores the horror.).

It’s a weird word to use but I think it tells more about their mindset than they ever wanted. Check and see how many use it and give away that they think it’s desirable.
The most shocking thing Tess said imo was probably "you can't dim my shine" as an answer to people denying her diagnosis.
Also when she was asked "what's your story" in that interview she said "the sky is the limit". Like gorl we know you're making shit up as you go but I'm dumbfounded that you can't even hide it.
 
I do take issue with people pearl clutching that these news outlets are 'supporting' Tess' anorexia assertions. They are pretending to support Tess to get access to Tess. The way that they are framing everything lets me know that they DEFINITELY expect their readers and watchers to tune in to laugh or seethe.

It's like inviting the one horrible fat singer to karaoke and telling her she's actually GREAT. Or letting the short fat kid try hurdles in track by telling him you think he can do it. You've got to lie about your intentions if you wanna see the full show.
Also, Tess would've had a huge shitfit if any of these outlets hinted that they knew she was lying. Maybe even threatened to sue.
 
The most shocking thing Tess said imo was probably "you can't dim my shine" as an answer to people denying her diagnosis.
Also when she was asked "what's your story" in that interview she said "the sky is the limit". Like gorl we know you're making shit up as you go but I'm dumbfounded that you can't even hide it.
"The sky is the limit" comment was just odd. It sounded like, Tess was using it as a way to advance her modeling career. Tess you are talking about a debilitating mental illness, not about what clothing brands are starting to fit fatties.
 
"The sky is the limit" comment was just odd. It sounded like, Tess was using it as a way to advance her modeling career. Tess you are talking about a debilitating mental illness, not about what clothing brands are starting to fit fatties.

Or like she's going to take her Tessorexia Nervosa to the next level: she's going to eat more cake to put herself deeper into starvation mode to gain another hundred pounds. She'll be the best damned anorexic since Karen Carpenter gasped out her last on the floor of her parents' home back in '83, dammit!

Sky's the limit! Wheeee!
 
When you are morbidly obese some of the behaviours that would identify atypical anorexia are actively encouraged. Again when you are that size you need to relearn how to eat, and yes for big old fatties used to binging most of their life it may mean a lifetime of obsessing over calories, portions and avoiding binge foods. Symptoms of atypical anorexia? Yes. Symptoms of a good weight loss plan for the super obese if the world? Also yes.

HAES has people thinking restriction is the devil, the way they meltdown about any sort of restriction to their diet is it a wonder megafats are able to convince sympathetic therapists that they are most definitely anorexic.

Perhaps behind the scenes Tess has been showing the sort of behaviour I would expect in someone who is morbidly obese and genuinely atypical anorexic (or, you know, EDNOS as it would have been known pre 2013), but I don't really care. She is still an awful human being.
 
When you are morbidly obese some of the behaviours that would identify atypical anorexia are actively encouraged. Again when you are that size you need to relearn how to eat, and yes for big old fatties used to binging most of their life it may mean a lifetime of obsessing over calories, portions and avoiding binge foods. Symptoms of atypical anorexia? Yes. Symptoms of a good weight loss plan for the super obese if the world? Also yes.

HAES has people thinking restriction is the devil, the way they meltdown about any sort of restriction to their diet is it a wonder megafats are able to convince sympathetic therapists that they are most definitely anorexic.

Perhaps behind the scenes Tess has been showing the sort of behaviour I would expect in someone who is morbidly obese and genuinely atypical anorexic (or, you know, EDNOS as it would have been known pre 2013), but I don't really care. She is still an awful human being.
No one gets to Tess's size without having some kind of unhealthy relationship with food. Tess is using her "anorexia" for attention and as an excuse for her binge eating.
 
No one gets to Tess's size without having some kind of unhealthy relationship with food. Tess is using her "anorexia" for attention and as an excuse for her binge eating.
Like I said: Fat pieces of human shit like Ryann learned very quickly by sight (either on TV documentaries or online or in the wild) that friends, family, and STRANGERS will do the heavy lifting and bully others into silence and submission while BUYING half the Jimmy Johns menu FOR YOU for free. Because you have to "nourish" yourself and those assholes are starting to trigger you.

Fuck this dirty fat piece of shit making a joke out of a disease that manifests often as a result of sexual abuse and other traumas.
 
Tess and her ilk typically live in an insta/woke/clout/consoom bubble. Nobody addresses anybody else's bullshit because they're all "living their truth" (until it's time for a woke struggle-session "call out" or whatever). Everyone would have kept going along with her BBW bs if she'd kept her dumbass mouth shut.

But by claiming to suffer anorexia nervosa (her own words) (L M F A O), she unwittingly breaks that spell and calls into question what sorts of disordered eating issues (BED/OE) she CLEARLY actually has. She opened that Pandora's box and invited speculation.

So, Tess, you're saying disordered eating IS a thing? So, you're saying you DO engage in it? So, you're saying you DO have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body and your self-image? So, now we ARE going to be open and public about you and your struggles with food? Lol you asked for it, you dumb bitch
 
She looks like a Disney villain here:

Bonus Mother's Day content:

Don't eat and talk at the same time you disgusting, fat, asshole!
 
How much you wanna bet she's going for the "glass skin" look?
That’s just her looking doughy err I mean dewy.

Like I said: Fat pieces of human shit like Ryann learned very quickly by sight (either on TV documentaries or online or in the wild) that friends, family, and STRANGERS will do the heavy lifting and bully others into silence and submission while BUYING half the Jimmy Johns menu FOR YOU for free. Because you have to "nourish" yourself and those assholes are starting to trigger you.

Fuck this dirty fat piece of shit making a joke out of a disease that manifests often as a result of sexual abuse and other traumas.
Yep. It’s been well documented that Ten Toss Tess is a bully and it’s because of enablers (friends, family, teachers, etc) who got angry when other kids made fun of this fat tub.
Tessorexia Nervosa
I’m going to steal that term, thank you!
The most shocking thing Tess said imo was probably "you can't dim my shine" as an answer to people denying her diagnosis.
Also when she was asked "what's your story" in that interview she said "the sky is the limit". Like gorl we know you're making shit up as you go but I'm dumbfounded that you can't even hide it.
Why shouldn’t she? She just got away with coming up with the dumbest thing she said yet. It didn’t really further her career but it kept her from getting canceled by Kast Media and Flabletics. It also gave her another tool to fight her haydurs with to boot. No wonder why she’s flying high right now, no matter how shameless.
 
Don't most parents of four year olds get up at 6 AM?

Also, which of you mean women made her eat cold McDonald's for breakfast?
How dare you, she woke up famished from restricting so much and decided to FIGHT her anorexia by ordering McDicks the second she opened her eyes and had to face another day without a nanny slave and a child in her care. This IS self care, she's literally dying of her battle with low weight.
 
How dare you, she woke up famished from restricting so much and decided to FIGHT her anorexia by ordering McDicks the second she opened her eyes and had to face another day without a nanny slave and a child in her care. This IS self care, she's literally dying of her battle with low weight.
YOU made her do this. It was YOU!
 
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