Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Precocious Halfwit]

You know Lurch stole the tester bottle from Walgreens.

I think you're correct and I think that would be a large part of the charm for Luna. What's more romantic and exciting than Lurch slipping a half-used tester into his pocket scooping up a precious vial of fragrance and battling dozens of evil security guards before dashing home to bestow his treasures on his crusty beloved? Robin Hood, eat your heart out.

 

[TheSpiral]

Can you imagine that one day she’s gonna be 30? And then 40 if she makes it that far... I know people in their 30s who still hang on to their high school/early 20s aesthetic, but they evolved it with time.

Take goth for example. I know a couple who have been together forever and met via the goth scene in their city when they were in their early 20s. They’re both about 32 now. Still goth, but they dress like adults. Like, they still wear black, still dye their hair and still do the dark makeup, but at the same time, they can also blend in with society like a normal adult. Think corporate goth.

Luna should be at the ass end of her kawaii pastel goth e-girl phase and she should slowly be either toning it down or letting it go at this point. There are ways to incorporate the things she likes while still looking her age, but she’s not doing it. She’s still dressing like a high school Tumblr girl and it’s weird. She’s in arrested development. She wants to be a uwu quirky 17 year old forever and it’s just not possible without looking like a fucking try hard idiot lol

I’m really looking forward to seeing how long she’s going to keep trying to pretend that she’s an anime character or whatever it is she’s going for. Imagining her as a 30 year old adult with cat ears and a Loli dress barely making it over her thighs makes me laugh.

Believe me, if she survives to 30 or 40, tacky fashion sense will be the least of the problems with her physical appearance. Her skin and teeth are literally rotting away, bish is gonna age like Keith Richards at best and a Walking Dead zombie in a Hello Kitty costume at worst.

 

[rat rajaratnam]

Believe me, if she survives to 30 or 40, tacky fashion sense will be the least of the problems with her physical appearance. Her skin and teeth are literally rotting away, bish is gonna age like Keith Richards at best and a Walking Dead zombie in a Hello Kitty costume at worst.

Luna already looks like one of Anatoly Moskvin's corpse dolls.. if the cops ever show at the hovel, they'll probably take one look at her and arrest Lurch for graverobbing and necrophilia

 

[Psych0Trash]

Spoiler: forgot to post this a few days ago but don't wanna delet

Tuna dump from the other farms. More of her horrid "therapy outfit!" and from their dreadful 7th anniversary. Lurch looks barely alive. Tuna calls him "loyal".
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you didn't mention the E for effort sucking in her stomach that she's doing in one of the pictures, which was the funniest part of that photoset:

Yoooo what the fuck
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when she's posting about "not ever wanting to wear shorts because of her thighs"... yeah, sure, of course it's because of your cellulite and not because of your disgusting, swollen, infected track marks...

It's so weird to me how heavily she romanticizes her addiction. Most addicts I talk to regret their past and admit to still feeling uncontrollable cravings every now and then, but all Luna does is whine about how much she misses shooting up. It's disconcerting af

well, tbh i would say that the regrets start coming in when a person is actually *clean*, sober, and has quit wilingly, permanently, on their own accord, and have changed as people *because of* understanding the harm they've caused and because they wanted to change and be better people.

Princess Tuna here has (had?) only really taken a short break from this, and entirely because of Lurch the Leech, having his court probation and whatever (and also becaue the quality of the fent has decreased over there due to covid affectng supply chains, her not being able to hustle or pick up on her own, and Lurch not having the self-control to go through all that for her while he can't get any). she would much rather not have taken this break at all, and has put in NONE of the work that is involved in recovering, or changed as a person one fuckin bit. so, of course her views on drugs are more *longing* and *waiting* rather than seeing it for what it is. she talks the way she does because there's more to recovering than just not taking drugs for a bit. if you run out of drugs and money or get stranded somewhere with no dope, it's not like you're no longer an addict, you're just a waiting addict, running on dope-time, and hence still thinking about it 24/7.

ah yes, nothing says 'i'm serious about getting sober' like hanging around on forums/subreddits/whathaveyou about drugs

surprisingly enough, a very large amount of ex-addicts hang out in such communities, especially the ones that don't wanna go to culty AA/NA meetings, but don't have a net of people that would understand without overly triggering them too much IRL. it's easier to deal with triggering content online anyway, whereas IRL you can't like, tell a person not to look into your eyes when talking or something because their eyes are closing and pupils pinned. but yeah, it definitely helps many ex-addicts vent, manage their feelings by living vicariously through others without going back to that life themselves, and also gives them space to give advice and share the good or bad memories with people who may be less experienced and need the harm reduction advice to avoid fucking their shit up forever. those communities can be very wholesome actually, and exist on many platforms (reddit, facebook, etc)

she's probably there because she's still (or back to) using tho lmao

Eh she would build a tolerance to Kratom so fast it wouldn’t matter anyway. You can avoid the taste if you nail toss and wash but I’ve seen people talk about taking up to 50g a day. She would just go to heroin again at that point.

I’m just feeling optimistic because it has helped thousands of people get clean from dope. The problem with Looney is that she doesn’t want to get clean. The ones that made the switch did and they took the initiative to try. They also don’t post about how much they miss dope on Reddit lol

Edit: why did the comment I replied to get a TMI lol?

just because it's natural, doesn't mean Kratom isn't still a partial opioid agonist which can both cause physiological dependence and withdrawals upon stopping. also, Kratom is fucking disgusting, so in this particular case, i wouldn't even blame LooneyTooney for not taking it lol

Can you imagine that one day she’s gonna be 30? And then 40 if she makes it that far... I know people in their 30s who still hang on to their high school/early 20s aesthetic, but they evolved it with time.

Take goth for example. I know a couple who have been together forever and met via the goth scene in their city when they were in their early 20s. They’re both about 32 now. Still goth, but they dress like adults. Like, they still wear black, still dye their hair and still do the dark makeup, but at the same time, they can also blend in with society like a normal adult. Think corporate goth.

Luna should be at the ass end of her kawaii pastel goth e-girl phase and she should slowly be either toning it down or letting it go at this point. There are ways to incorporate the things she likes while still looking her age, but she’s not doing it. She’s still dressing like a high school Tumblr girl and it’s weird. She’s in arrested development. She wants to be a uwu quirky 17 year old forever and it’s just not possible without looking like a fucking try hard idiot lol

I’m really looking forward to seeing how long she’s going to keep trying to pretend that she’s an anime character or whatever it is she’s going for. Imagining her as a 30 year old adult with cat ears and a Loli dress barely making it over her thighs makes me laugh.

if anything, i'd say she's gotten worse over time, like, she was dressing/acting considerably more normal when she was like, 20. now she literally looks like a crackhead asking strangers for a cigarette behind the dumpster at the gas station or something... i really can't imagine her in her 30s... that she will have nothing to show for the last 3 decades of her life, 0 life skills, and an ever-decaying appearance -- those are a given no matter what, but the ever increasing gap between the sanrio character merch target audience's and her ages, and her ever-decreasing levels of self-awareness are kind of disturbing and makes me wonder how far she will be consumed by her mental illness and stunted mental/psychological development. shit, will she still be with Lurch? will she (or both of them) have gone to jail by then? will they be on the street someday? will they finally move out of NY?

Believe me, if she survives to 30 or 40, tacky fashion sense will be the least of the problems with her physical appearance. Her skin and teeth are literally rotting away, bish is gonna age like Keith Richards at best and a Walking Dead zombie in a Hello Kitty costume at worst.

don't forget the sagging index (which can be calculated by multiplying age by weight), her hair eventually falling out from how brittle it is after decades of all the non-stop box bleaching, and whatever made up name of a condition she's trying to call her dope lazy eyes which may or may not remain that way permanently one day



(like, lmao, "never seen anything like it before"??? you mean the most common occurrence among heroin/fent users as far as their eyes go?)

 

[multiverse]

Poor Tuna, with wonky eyes and no Lolita dresses and The Sadness.


The national rent moratorium has ended; we know Luna and Lurch can't squat forever, but she seems to have forgotten all about this because she's too Sad. It's a lot harder to be Sad all day when you don't have a bed or a toilet, Luna.

 

[rat rajaratnam]

yeah kratom is not a good alternative to any drug. it's still really addictive and junkies use it as a crutch while deluding themselves into believing they are sober. Luna would be shoving powder down her throat about once every 5 minutes, considering the fact that she will abuse any drug that crosses the threshold of the crack den regardless of whether it's even enjoyable. she will even abuse drugs that are notoriously unpleasant (seroquel, anyone?). that section 8 lady needs to come back with the strap and put this bitch out of her misery. it's the only way butterteeth will ever reach sobriety.

 

[rutinacea max]

a very large amount of ex-addicts hang out in such communities, especially the ones that don't wanna go to culty AA/NA meetings

you're right here and i'm well aware of this phenomenon, but i feel like the key word here is 'ex-addict'. not 'an emotionally stunted Luna, allegedly three months into sobriety'. i don't think that what you're talking about (as in, being there for a non-culty support net and venting space & not because one simply misses dope) would apply to someone who's just starting their recovery, unless they're somehow immune to getting their cravings triggered by the content of such groups, and Luna sure as fuck wouldn't be. (we're talking general drug content here, not explicitly recovery-centered).
all of this is moot anyway since there's no way she's sobering up for real, but even if she were, her tendency to romanticise the fuck outta dope means that in order for her recovery to be successful, she would have to avoid drug-related content on social media for a hot minute.

 

[Niggernerd]

Poor Tuna, with wonky eyes and no Lolita dresses and The Sadness.
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The national rent moratorium has ended; we know Luna and Lurch can't squat forever, but she seems to have forgotten all about this because she's too Sad. It's a lot harder to be Sad all day when you don't have a bed or a toilet, Luna.

"When i marry matthew"
Bold to assume you're anything but easy pussy and free housing for junji ito monster.

 

[Little Dark Age]

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(like, lmao, "never seen anything like it before"??? you mean the most common occurrence among heroin/fent users as far as their eyes go?)

I love trying to translate bpd junkie. Here goes:
"I went to the doctor to try and get Xanax or Oxy, and he could tell I'm a strung out wreck. When he skeptically asked about my wonky muppet fent eyes, I gave him some retarded made up explanation. "Huh," he said, doubtfully. "I've never seen anything like that before," as he wrote "DRUG SEEKING" on my chart and underlined it three times."

 

[Psych0Trash]

you're right here and i'm well aware of this phenomenon, but i feel like the key word here is 'ex-addict'. not 'an emotionally stunted Luna, allegedly three months into sobriety'. i don't think that what you're talking about (as in, being there for a non-culty support net and venting space & not because one simply misses dope) would apply to someone who's just starting their recovery, unless they're somehow immune to getting their cravings triggered by the content of such groups, and Luna sure as fuck wouldn't be. (we're talking general drug content here, not explicitly recovery-centered).
all of this is moot anyway since there's no way she's sobering up for real, but even if she were, her tendency to romanticise the fuck outta dope means that in order for her recovery to be successful, she would have to avoid drug-related content on social media for a hot minute.

oh, that's why i added at the end, that that's definitely not why SHE'S there lol like i said, using Burrough's analogy, she's not clean she's waiting. just saying that's the case for many actually clean people (even if they sometimes miss drugs, but genuinely don't plan to relapse on them again), which is absolutely not what Luna is, even with her own words about the situation and poppin xans, like, 3 types of meds, and weed (and fent, but i guess she's still playing pretend here).

I love trying to translate bpd junkie. Here goes:
"I went to the doctor to try and get Xanax or Oxy, and he could tell I'm a strung out wreck. When he skeptically asked about my wonky muppet fent eyes, I gave him some retarded made up explanation. "Huh," he said, doubtfully. "I've never seen anything like that before," as he wrote "DRUG SEEKING" on my chart and underlined it three times."

p e r f e c t

also, who wanna bet the doctor would've said something along the lines of "never heard of [made up bullshit] happening due to [made up excuse]" and she was all

"AHA! i *told* you i'm rare and special and this is some strange condition/disability that i deserve meds and subsidies for!!!"

 

[Ceres]

so, uh, Luna got this maid outfit she’s been waiting for and channeled her inner Lolita-era Pixyteri.


I’m fucking dead


I don’t know what’s worse, the visible track marks, or her mammoth flapjacks clumsily stuffed under the bodice. She’s so big compared to the intended size for that dress, is her dope brain convinced she can pull off an Asian size large (assuming this is another CHEAP outfit from Shein)? It looks so tight and uncomfortable and probably ripped two seams the first time she had to wriggle her grubworm body out of it.

Just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.

 

[ggalin]

so, uh, Luna got this maid outfit she’s been waiting for and channeled her inner Lolita-era Pixyteri.

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I’m fucking dead


I don’t know what’s worse, the visible track marks, or her mammoth flapjacks clumsily stuffed under the bodice. She’s so big compared to the intended size for that dress, is her dope brain convinced she can pull off an Asian size large (assuming this is another CHEAP outfit from Shein)? It looks so tight and uncomfortable and probably ripped two seams the first time she had to wriggle her grubworm body out of it.

Just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.

highly doubt it. shein doesn’t have weeaboo maid outfits (just sexy maid outfits), and i’m assuming this is some cheap chinese shit, which is a hit or miss if you order off of amazon because sometimes no matter what size you get, it’s obviously small because like you said which i 100% agree with, asian large sizes. so it may fit her, but we don’t actually know that, unless she actually shows us different parts of how she’s wearing it. also the fabric looks very thin and cheap, similar to most chinese cosplay items on amazon. i can imagine her struggling to take it off and accidentally breaking the zipper because she’s so desperate to fit it

 

[Niggernerd]

so, uh, Luna got this maid outfit she’s been waiting for and channeled her inner Lolita-era Pixyteri.

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I’m fucking dead


I don’t know what’s worse, the visible track marks, or her mammoth flapjacks clumsily stuffed under the bodice. She’s so big compared to the intended size for that dress, is her dope brain convinced she can pull off an Asian size large (assuming this is another CHEAP outfit from Shein)? It looks so tight and uncomfortable and probably ripped two seams the first time she had to wriggle her grubworm body out of it.

Just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.

The only people I've seen wear anything "lolita" were short stick girls. Tuna cooch, you ain't short or skinny. You're a grotesque bloodborne npc

 

[Flarp]

Nabbed from LCF...

 

[Owlflaps]

Nabbed from LF..

Holy shit, you can see a visible layer of grime on her lavender velour tracksuit. I wonder if people gave an even wider berth to this tracksuit pastel Gollum when they saw her shuffling down the street.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nabbed from LCF..

Hmm...think she’s trying to hustle the ER for some benzos for a “panic attack” or managed a bit of cotton fever or infection thanks to Lurch’s grimy rigs?

Showing up looking like a homeless junkie in a dirty track suit and house slippers was the perfect outfit to announce “mentally ill drug seeker” so loudly even the janitors working at the ER saw it.

 

[Little Dark Age]

so, uh, Luna got this maid outfit she’s been waiting for and channeled her inner Lolita-era Pixyteri.

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I’m fucking dead


I don’t know what’s worse, the visible track marks, or her mammoth flapjacks clumsily stuffed under the bodice. She’s so big compared to the intended size for that dress, is her dope brain convinced she can pull off an Asian size large (assuming this is another CHEAP outfit from Shein)? It looks so tight and uncomfortable and probably ripped two seams the first time she had to wriggle her grubworm body out of it.

Just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.

Oh ffs. Girl, the titties are supposed to go in the puffy upper ruched part of the top, and fill it out all softly and gently while the fitted bodice part is for the torso/waist. Jfc. I cannot believe she shoved her tits below the boob compartment. This is the equivalent of putting a bra on halfway across your boobs and letting your nips hang out under it. This confirms that Luna is dumb as hell and not just too high to know better.
ETA: Oh man I just looked again and the top even has the "sweetheart" shape for the boobs. This garment literally drew Luna a titty map and she was still like "what mean? Where titty go? How is garment formed? How I get dressed??"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh ffs. Girl, the titties are supposed to go in the puffy upper ruched part of the top, and fill it out all softly and gently while the fitted bodice part is for the torso/waist. Jfc. I cannot believe she shoved her tits below the boob compartment. This is the equivalent of putting a bra on halfway across your boobs and letting your nips hang out under it. This confirms that Luna is dumb as hell and not just too high to know better.
ETA: Oh man I just looked again and the top even has the "sweetheart" shape for the boobs. This garment literally drew Luna a titty map and she was still like "what mean? Where titty go? How is garment formed? How I get dressed??"

AKA the only way she can get this too small dress to zip halfway up is if she stuffs her tits in this section.

She’s too fat for that dress but decided to try to sausage case herself in it anyway.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I love how she keeps calling it lolita when that shit is, actually, just fucking fetish maid wear. Lolita, actual lolita, not this cheap-ass shit, looks NOTHING like that and it sure as shit isn't some flimsy ass see through fabric like that.

You have no idea what you're talking about, Tuna.

 

[Ceres]

I love how she keeps calling it lolita when that shit is, actually, just fucking fetish maid wear. Lolita, actual lolita, not this cheap-ass shit, looks NOTHING like that and it sure as shit isn't some flimsy ass see through fabric like that.

You have no idea what you're talking about, Tuna.

Like her terminally unemployed broke ass could even afford a real Lolita dress in the first place lol.

Also semper fi to the hospital staff that had the ghastly task of examining and treating Luna, let’s hope they only had to look at her eye and nowhere else...