DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

ShirtlessMofo dropped the $70 to hit the tips goal.
However, they noted that they now won't be around for a while...
I believe they're the second whale in the last few days to do this maneuver.

A little concerning that these whales are tapping out when there is a massive fundraiser on Friday. Who do they think that event is for if not them?
Hopefully Phil is cutting some backdoor deals with PlanetJeff on this one again.

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Michael Richards]

ShirtlessMofo dropped the $70 to hit the tips goal.
However, they noted that they now won't be around for a while...
I believe they're the second whale in the last few days to do this maneuver.

A little concerning that these whales are tapping out when there is a massive fundraiser on Friday. Who do they think that event is for if not them?
Hopefully Phil is cutting some backdoor deals with PlanetJeff on this one again.

same guy who said he was going to leave for "a few years" earlier this week and the hardcore crowd are as addicted to phil as phil is to alcohol, gambling, fast food, attention etc. week or two will go by and the situation will have miraculously changed in a way where he can still pay phil every week. he'll come in to the stream, drop some cash and announce it and if he is very lucky and phil's in a good mood he might get a "thats nice".

 

[Gensou Hadou]

"Wow, guys! We made a lot of progress today!"
*spends most of every stream doing the DLC, probably the least story-dense thing Yoko Taro has ever made*

It's almost like Phil would rather play as the sweaty muscle man jpeg Father Nier. If only he'd been a VARIETY STREAMER 10 years ago...

 

[wahkando]

same guy who said he was going to leave for "a few years" earlier this week and the hardcore crowd are as addicted to phil as phil is to alcohol, gambling, fast food, attention etc. week or two will go by and the situation will have miraculously changed in a way where he can still pay phil every week. he'll come in to the stream, drop some cash and announce it and if he is very lucky and phil's in a good mood he might get a "thats nice".

Since he's said his gf makes at least 3x what he makes we can safely assume he makes 35k at most, and he's still got so little going on in his life that he keeps coming back and dropping 70s and 100s to Phil.

With OIC you at least knew he got off on the attention and has a pathological need to be the centre of attention. But Shirtlessmofo and oroturtle are literal nobodies that don't even get attention. They aren't liked in chat and Phil never gives them much attention.

I just don't get it. If I ever reach the lows of these guys, please urge me tp kill myself guys.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Another thing about Dave's RE8 playthrough is him repeating his moronic take of "this isn't Resident Evil I know dood... where's the zombies?" and implying that vampire ladies who turn into bugs is an "out there" design. This is the same alcoholic with the oddly-shaped head who defended RE6 and that game had the most out there monster designs. Dave just can't help but be a needless contrarian who has to bitch just for the sake of bitching.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Another thing about Dave's RE8 playthrough is him repeating his moronic take of "this isn't Resident Evil I know dood... where's the zombies?" and implying that vampire ladies who turn into bugs is an "out there" design. This is the same alcoholic with the oddly-shaped head who defended RE6 and that game had the most out there monster designs. Dave just can't help but be a needless contrarian who has to bitch just for the sake of bitching.

If he wants to play a game with vampire zombies, he should play... What was it called again? Codeyvania? He's played the network alpha. He's seen what happens to that one guy an hour in. There's no fucking excuse for this, except for--

Oh right, that game has anime titties. At least the realistic Lady Dimitrescu titties bring in big bucks because it's a realistic graphics HAWT NEW RELEASE.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Another thing about Dave's RE8 playthrough is him repeating his moronic take of "this isn't Resident Evil I know dood... where's the zombies?" and implying that vampire ladies who turn into bugs is an "out there" design. This is the same alcoholic with the oddly-shaped head who defended RE6 and that game had the most out there monster designs. Dave just can't help but be a needless contrarian who has to bitch just for the sake of bitching.

Game would be much better if you just went around on a cart and took pictures of zombies.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Does anyone have any unedited, no snort vision, no dancing anime girls clips of Phil claiming Twitch wont pay him? Also clips of Phil saying he needs more money because Twitch is breaking the law and wont pay him.
Even better if the clips are on his YouTube channel.

I'm a good boy and am not doing anything bad.

I dunno if it's useful but his latest non-pinned, text schedule tweet (approx. 08:00 05:00GMT) says he will "NOT" be getting paid. But the wording is, not surprisingly, sketchy. Hope this helps you be a very good boy, @Nigel of Ukip

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I dunno if it's useful but his latest non-pinned, text schedule tweet (approx. 08:00 GMT) says he will "NOT" be getting paid. But the wording is, not surprisingly, sketchy. Hope this helps you be a very good boy, @Nigel of Ukip

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All of this helps, cheers mate.

Oh his wording of things is always so bloody exceptional, he can't speak like a normal fucking human.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I dunno if it's useful but his latest non-pinned, text schedule tweet (approx. 08:00 05:00GMT) says he will "NOT" be getting paid. But the wording is, not surprisingly, sketchy. Hope this helps you be a very good boy, @Nigel of Ukip

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I'm guessing because he isn't getting his twitch money, that this will become a monthly thing. Granted he usually has a crazy emergency every other month....or when "Kahntribuuuutions" are slow. However, I imagine begathons will become a monthly thing since his whales have weeks where they can't tip at 100%. So expect a lot of emergencies. Whether it be him trying to bring back the chargeback saga, or his ear infection coming back at the perfect time. Heck Phil could even pretend that jasper had to go to the vet and garner tips that way. Phil really needs to get creative with his begging arcs, instead of just rotating out between "TAHHXXXES", "CHARRRGEBACKS", and "MY KHANNDO."

 

[CoomerCouch]

Just a reminder that from the point Phil announced his yeeting from the Twitch Partnership program until now, he has made $8,200 (rounded down) in that sweet sweet cash. After PayPal fees and transactions that's between $7,830 and $7,920 (with the total number of tips received between 200 and 500, what I consider to be the most conservative reasonable estimate vs the most liberal reasonable estimate).

For this I'm assuming he thinks his work day consists of 7 hours a day, 6 days a week, meaning 313 working days a year and his current average tard milking of 66 dollars an hour puts him on pace to make $144,540 AFTER PayPal fees and transactions.

This same guy who says he needs to hit the tips goal every stream of every day between now and Friday to even determine how much he needs to charge for the begathon has already made enough "immediate funds" in the past two weeks to pay his mortgage 4 times over.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

I noticed a handful of real fans being upset that Phil was using a guide for every obstacle.
The whale and MOD cult never acknowledged it from what I saw despite the topic dominating the stream.

Ffehu for example would keep asking Phil food questions like "do you like hot pockets" hoping the chat would go in to another gay food debate.

When the MODS/PHIL dont ban, they try to steer the chat to the most safe mundane topic.

Do you like this fast food?
Do you like the game?
Hows the weather?
Hows Jasper?
How big is your PENIS when hard?
Can you answer Derich so he can stfu?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Just a reminder that from the point Phil announced his yeeting from the Twitch Partnership program until now, he has made $8,200 (rounded down) in that sweet sweet cash. After PayPal fees and transactions that's between $7,830 and $7,920 (with the total number of tips received between 200 and 500, what I consider to be the most conservative reasonable estimate vs the most liberal reasonable estimate).

For this I'm assuming he thinks his work day consists of 7 hours a day, 6 days a week, meaning 313 working days a year and his current average tard milking of 66 dollars an hour puts him on pace to make $144,540 AFTER PayPal fees and transactions.

This same guy who says he needs to hit the tips goal every stream of every day between now and Friday to even determine how much he needs to charge for the begathon has already made enough "immediate funds" in the past two weeks to pay his mortgage 4 times over.

Yes as you can plainly see he really needs that money, it's very very important he does get all of it.

 

[Adebisi]

I'm guessing because he isn't getting his twitch money, that this will become a monthly thing. Granted he usually has a crazy emergency every other month....or when "Kahntribuuuutions" are slow. However, I imagine begathons will become a monthly thing since his whales have weeks where they can't tip at 100%. So expect a lot of emergencies. Whether it be him trying to bring back the chargeback saga, or his ear infection coming back at the perfect time. Heck Phil could even pretend that jasper had to go to the vet and garner tips that way. Phil really needs to get creative with his begging arcs, instead of just rotating out between "TAHHXXXES", "CHARRRGEBACKS", and "MY KHANNDO."

Yea the Whales will 100% dictate the rate at which we see "marathon" streams. Getting kicked from the partnership has shown that all it takes is one maybe two of the whales to pump the breaks just for a day or two. Then we get to see DSP in his natural state his mood sours he gets more toxic and he goes from I have a wonderful behind the scenes life to guys I am going to lose my house if you don't help. Really premo stuff that would be great for a laugh.

I wish all the whales could just cool there jets for a week. After day 3 Dave would be putting out some of his best beg work.

 

[Michael Janke]

I wish all the whales could just cool there jets for a week. After day 3 Dave would be putting out some of his best beg work.

if they did that, he be in the anger stage of grief and whoa boy would it be amazing. by day 5 he'd be at bargaining making a bunch of empty promises.
acceptance would take a long time, he'd probably keep going for another month or so before he accepts no more money coming in.

 

[PieceofShet]

I just have to share.

THE FUCK IM LOOKIN AT?

 

[tomstone]

I just have to share.

THE FUCK IM LOOKIN AT?

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happier times

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

All of this helps, cheers mate.

Oh his wording of things is always so bloody exceptional, he can't speak like a normal fucking human.

I hope this is useful, I think May 10th's Captain's Lahg is a little more jucier in terms of what I think you're looking for .

Starting at 1:09 he says:
"I am doing a marathon because I no longer am in the Twitch Partnership programme and normally around this time of month I would recieve a large payment for my performance during the entire last month. Since I got kicked out of the partner programme, Twitch has not responded to my request on if I'm getting paid or not, which means likely I'm not. That means I have no money coming in to pay things like my mortgage which is due on the 15th. So the purpose of this stream is to raise funds to help me get through this tough time. After this, hopefully things will be back on track."

He's gone back to saying that Twitch will likely not pay him, instead of outright accusing them of being criminals. I'm guessing someone has told him that maybe that's not such a good idea. But he's now saying that he has no money coming in now that the partnership has ended - what about tips, patreon, youtube, merch? Now all of a sudden subs and bits were his sole income?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

happier times

Early - mid 2017 was like the beginning of the dark times for Phil.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I just have to share.

THE FUCK IM LOOKIN AT?

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I think those are pictures of Pigroach and his girlfriend in the photobooth, consider some photobooths will sometimes snap a random photo with any kind of filter, the most common filters are the cutesy-filter texts. After a group or a single person done snapping pictures of themselves, they'll usually go out and receive a photo paper with separated snaps being connected together into one image.
Piggy still looks fucking unappealing in each shots, especially how he would pose in them. Those cutesy filters won't help making the whole paper better either.