Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,601
And the thread's gone over this already ad nauseum, but I'm sure someone in Pipsqueak's life told him more than once that he's an adult MAN going to a tweener concert ALONE without a daughter...in a goddamn suit--THEE suit--with the jizz stains from Men's Warehouse or Salvation Army bought on whatever was the color tag of the day.
"i have a press conference about article 11 and article 13 today. i will be wearing a suit."

- Sargon of Applebees


Russell Greer: "Hold my mocha latte while I peruse this rack of second-hand suits, that were donated to charity by sex offenders serving full-life prison sentences."
 
he definitely inflated his views, only one view one day and +1,477 the next

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edit: and google-searching "yo yovanna" with results from last month only shows 6, no new "press release" or anything.
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0% Engagement.

Also those tags.
 
Im sure it gets passed around for the cringe factor,I know I have. Once he brings in his disability and the date part,everyone I know goes "Is this guy a retard?" or is it a joke. Im shocked he didnt write a song for Erika and tortured her with it.
Wait til his next "future love" and the song he shits out.
 
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I must've struck a nerve with that 3 minutes comment. But 400 calories? That's about a sandwich. That's nothing for what Greer eats. Maybe- maybe- if he had done that in 12-15 minutes and called it a warm-up, I'd believe him.

It's why he's suing us. We're a venue he cannot control and we refuse to praise him. He wants to shut it all down.

I hope Null wins and Russell has to reimburse Null's court fees- especially if the reimbursement puts a crimp on his plans to release more music. The chimpout would be amazing.
Those calorie numbers on gym equipment are usually pretty inflated. They don't have enough information for accurate calculations, and if they do show real numbers people don't use the machines, especially for the types of people Planet Fitness wants to attract.

Even if he was set to his supposed 15 degree incline the entire time he wouldn't have burned more than about 250 calories. 400 at that pace/incline would be somewhat accurate for someone 220lbs or so. Incline is heavily skewed by power to weight ratios.

He may have worked off a slice of free pizza.
 
i wonder what he means by this. is he going to pay an agency to shill his video all over the web?
Honestly it sounds like he thinks he has a runaway hit on his hands and some big studio is going to discover him and want to buy the rights to his song and get it blasted all over the airwaves. But if they do it's because of the singer. Think of somebody like Elton John. He doesn't write his own music but his long time collaborator Bernie Taupin. Bernie is himself a singer but as far as I know I've never heard him sing. People don't buy an album by Elton John and then say, "you know this Elton guy is okay but that Bernie that wrote his lyrics is a lyrical genius!". If Pipsqueak was a better person and wasn't interested in fame for the sake of being famous and somehow that means getting free pussy whenever he wants, he could set himself up as a musician and lyricist and have some relatively unknown perform his music. But he's never going to do that because he needs to be the one recognized for it. He's got a need to be known. And that's going to be his greatest downfall.

Well that and trying to sue everybody in the world for laughing at him.
 
He still doesn't even know how to spell Moebius syndrome, the "disability" he bases his entire identity around. What an utter retard.
I could understand this mistake (from a child) if he were a Britbong and used proper English. The o and u often go together, such as in ‘favourite’ and the like. But he’s not a British 10yr old making this mistake and as a yank should see the o and u together far less often.

My best guess is that obvious rhymes with moebius but again, that’s a child’s understanding of how spelling works.

There’s no point to this post, I just like pointing out what a thick, stupid bastard he is.
 
I could understand this mistake (from a child) if he were a Britbong and used proper English. The o and u often go together, such as in ‘favourite’ and the like. But he’s not a British 10yr old making this mistake and as a yank should see the o and u together far less often.

My best guess is that obvious rhymes with moebius but again, that’s a child’s understanding of how spelling works.

There’s no point to this post, I just like pointing out what a thick, stupid bastard he is.
Maybe Russ is just oubstinate.
 
Honestly it sounds like he thinks he has a runaway hit on his hands and some big studio is going to discover him and want to buy the rights to his song and get it blasted all over the airwaves. But if they do it's because of the singer. Think of somebody like Elton John. He doesn't write his own music but his long time collaborator Bernie Taupin. Bernie is himself a singer but as far as I know I've never heard him sing. People don't buy an album by Elton John and then say, "you know this Elton guy is okay but that Bernie that wrote his lyrics is a lyrical genius!". If Pipsqueak was a better person and wasn't interested in fame for the sake of being famous and somehow that means getting free pussy whenever he wants, he could set himself up as a musician and lyricist and have some relatively unknown perform his music. But he's never going to do that because he needs to be the one recognized for it. He's got a need to be known. And that's going to be his greatest downfall.

Well that and trying to sue everybody in the world for laughing at him.
See, now you're talking someone like Burt Bacharach. I have a couple Bacharach compilations on iTunes, but you're right. People really want to hear singers like Dionne Warwick singing even if they do know who wrote the songs.
The Gibb Brothers also come to mind. They have quite a yuuuuge catalog of written songs they never performed. I think Islands in the Stream is one they wrote.
 
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This is central. This is every single negative interaction with anyone. This is the entire Erika situation. He really thinks that he’s deeply misunderstood.

When he gets to explain and still is told he’s wrong, then he reverts to calling others bias.
This is one of my favorite things about Russ. Everyone fits very neatly one of three categories:

1) People that get him (occupied by his mom, and to a lesser extent, the rest of his family)
2) People that misunderstand him (anyone who doesn't know him by reputation - he just needs to explain himself)
3) Bias people (literally everyone else)

@AIM Henchman 100% predicted exactly what will happen if he ever goes to oral argument. We know this because @TamarYaelBatYah tried the exact same bitch move the second the judge started asking clarifying questions in her lolsuit against the forum. Lolcows with a persecution complex tend to think exactly the same and that's hilarious. The more unique they think they are, the more cookie-cutter their thinking is.
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This is one of my favorite things about Russ. Everyone fits very neatly one of three categories:

1) People that get him (occupied by his mom, and to a lesser extent, the rest of his family)
2) People that misunderstand him (anyone who doesn't know him by reputation - he just needs to explain himself)
3) Bias people (literally everyone else)

@AIM Henchman 100% predicted exactly what will happen if he ever goes to oral argument. We know this because @TamarYaelBatYah tried the exact same bitch move the second the judge started asking clarifying questions in her lolsuit against the forum. Lolcows with a persecution complex tend to think exactly the same and that's hilarious. The more unique they think they are, the more cookie-cutter their thinking is.
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I don't follow her thread. What happened when the judge asked her to clarify?
 
As stated upthread by @Phil Ken Sebben , Russ totally thinks a studio is going to buy the rights to his song. He spent years crafting this masterpiece and won’t be dissuaded by poor views - he’ll buy them if need be! Must show Yovanna and the studio(s) that he is worth it. He’s a disabled songwriter! He is talent personified.

But even if we play along, they’d want Gabriel whatever - ya know, the singer of the fucking song - not him. The lyrics are a hot mess, yet he fancies himself a lyrical genius (gangster? Sorry Ini Kamoze.)
 
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She made a motion to recuse the "sexist judge." When things start going poorly, I'm willing to bet he'll try something similar.

So in addition to leading an international crime syndicate, Null's a Freemason?
As stated upthread by @Phil Ken Sebben , Russ totally thinks a studio is going to buy the rights to his song. He spent years crafting this masterpiece and won’t be dissuaded by poor views - he’ll buy them if need be! Must show Yovanna and the studio(s) that he is worth it. He’s a disabled songwriter! He is talent personified.

But even if we play along, they’d want Gabriel whatever - ya know, the singer of the fucking song - not him. The lyrics are a hot mess, yet he fancies himself a lyrical genius (gangster? Sorry Ini Kamoze.)
The meltdown would be glorious if that happened. I'm sure if they did decide to tap Gabriel for an album, they'd have an actual competent songwriter furnish his material. Russ would rage to the heavens that he made Gabriel famous and he should get the credit!
 
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