Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kumquat]

"Still waiting for that follow back."

Waiting for the one
The follow-back that never comes
So you stand up to feel the warmth
But the follow-back never comes

No the follow-back never comes...

 

[The Great Citracett]

It sure is easy to be universally loved and praised when you block all criticism and comments, and then pay people to say nice things about you.

 

[cjöcker]

Absolutely pathetic.

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He hasn't quite reached the point of chimpout followed by lolsuit just yet.

But he's getting there.

"still waiting for that follow back"
Is anybody gonna tell him?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

But it's never worked. Certainly not in court, and I suspect it's rarely worked IRL for him either. The only positive thing being gimp-faced and mush-mouthed has ever done for him is shield him from catching some well-deserved beatings. Every other effect is negative -- people may be superficially polite to him to his droopy face, but internally (and behind his back) they're either laughing their asses off at him or seething at having to deal with the asshole without smacking him around because society frowns on beating up tards.

He has no theory of mind, so if someone is polite to his face he thinks they like him. He really believes he's the only person on earth with an internal life of any sort.

"It's because I have a disability, isn't it? People are always rejecting me for my disability," are the magic words. He tried them on Erika and she smacked him out of that line of manipulation immediately. Once that was gone, and with even his tiny mind not being able to conjure up grounds for a lawsuit, he had no idea what to do and spiraled into threatening suicide really quickly. He doesn't know how to interact with people if they're not giving him what he wants and he really only has one method of making them give him what he wants, with the threat of lawsuits as a backup.

I don't think the songs and stuff are actually meant to woo or flatter or impress anyone; this is why it doesn't matter if they're shit (though I'm sure he thinks they're great). They're just to get a girl's attention (like walking into a brothel with roses) and once he has that attention, he can segue into manipulation (like demanding the girl of his choice service him or else be made to feel bad for the disabled kid -- and face a lawsuit if that doesn't work). Women in particular are emotional/empathetic (prone to feeling bad for the weird kid) and dumb/vulnerable (prone to caving at the first threat of legal action). Or so he reckons, and no evidence to the contrary will ever sink in. It wasn't Taylor who rejected his gift and sent Skordas to deal with him in court -- it was her evil, yet competent, male minions who cockblocked him. If only he could have explained to her directly...

I've joked before about him being like a sovcit, but it's really the same mindset. "The law says what I've decided it says, you have to obey the law (which is me) and if not, I'll sue your ass for asking me for my driver's license. Wait, why are you breaking my window?" Except in his case, the window was a psych evaluation and a criminal record.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Absolutely pathetic.

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He hasn't quite reached the point of chimpout followed by lolsuit just yet.

But he's getting there.

6,100 views? Even if you factor us in, surely most of those are paid for.

It sure is easy to be universally loved and praised when you block all criticism and comments, and then pay people to say nice things about you.

Russell runs his personal life like a petty African dictator.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

TREADMILL FLEX
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I must've struck a nerve with that 3 minutes comment. But 400 calories? That's about a sandwich. That's nothing for what Greer eats. Maybe- maybe- if he had done that in 12-15 minutes and called it a warm-up, I'd believe him.

It sure is easy to be universally loved and praised when you block all criticism and comments, and then pay people to say nice things about you.

It's why he's suing us. We're a venue he cannot control and we refuse to praise him. He wants to shut it all down.

I hope Null wins and Russell has to reimburse Null's court fees- especially if the reimbursement puts a crimp on his plans to release more music. The chimpout would be amazing.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I must've struck a nerve with that 3 minutes comment. But 400 calories? That's about a sandwich. That's nothing for what Greer eats. Maybe- maybe- if he had done that in 12-15 minutes and called it a warm-up, I'd believe him.

Based on one of his other posts which has been mentioned, he apparently thinks that running on a treadmill "builds muscle".

 

[Blasterisk]

Based on one of his other posts which has been mentioned, he apparently thinks that running on a treadmill "builds muscle".

The unfortunate hydrocephalic man is 5'2" for reference.

 

[AbraCadaver]

TREADMILL FLEX
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Hi I’m back to say this is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen since the last time I saw Russ do something. And that’s saying a lot.

E: just to lay bare the reality here, Chuckles did a 16 minute mile. That was his pace. Sixteen fuckin minutes to do one mile.

As someone upthread said, cut that time in HALF and make that your warm up before your actual workout (which should be over in the weights room and not on the treadmill with your friends Peggy and Marge from down the street.)

The fact that this is what he considers his FULL workout is fucking astounding. I know middle-aged mums in pink trainers who do more than this at the gym. I know people in physical rehab that do more than this. I do more than that on my goddamn period, while not even being at the gym.

Russ thinks he’s a big fit man getting ripped af while walking at the speed of Canadian Goose and devoutly carving all fat and excess muscle off his scrawny body with all that fucking cardio. That’s the funniest part of all of this.

It’s funny to know that Russ eats a muffin or a sandwich every day, then toddles onto the treadmill and burns it off. Repeat the next day. Repeat every day. And all the while, he thinks he’s making progress.

And the thread's gone over this already ad nauseum, but I'm sure someone in Pipsqueak's life told him more than once that he's an adult MAN going to a tweener concert ALONE without a daughter...in a goddamn suit--THEE suit--with the jizz stains from Men's Warehouse or Salvation Army bought on whatever was the color tag of the day.
And he brought gas station flowers and tard crafts to a young lady who wears shit like Van Cleef and Arpels and Jimmy Choos and certainly would not be caught dead shopping at Nordstrom Rack.
Didn't the Pipsqueak also charge at her while screeching like a demon out of Doom Eternal? WTF does that?? Like 10 year old girls probably do, but...
I wonder what it was he exactly said to Arianna? I've only done one meet and greet Don Ho at the Waikiki Beachcomber (yes, I'm old!), and that was like a minute at best with a couple pictures and we moved on to our seats to wait for the show.

I'd kill to hear what scary stalker shit Pipsqueak said to Arianna. Maybe based Skordas has some details...that poor man, but he's doing the Lord's work as Josh's Doomslayer.

That slaps you met Don Ho, dude.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Hi I’m back to say this is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen since the last time I saw Russ do something. And that’s saying a lot.

As someone upthread said, cut that time in HALF and make that your warm up before your actual workout (which should be over in the weights room and not on the treadmill with your friends Peggy and Marge from down the street.)

The fact that this is what he considers his FULL workout is fucking astounding. I know middle-aged mums in pink trainers who do more than this at the gym. I know people in physical rehab that do more than this. I do more than that on my goddamn period, while not even being at the gym.

Russ thinks he’s a big fit man getting ripped af while walking at the speed of Canadian Goose and devoutly carving all excess muscle off his body with all that fucking cardio That’s the funniest part of all of this.


That slaps you met Don Ho, dude.

Honestly, knowing that guys like Russ hang out in gyms makes me never want to go to one again - I'd rather just stay at home and do push-ups.

Also, to chance the subject - Yovanna Ventura isn't particularly hot as far as Instagram models go - you'd think that someone like Russ who spends every day jerking it to Instagram chicks would have higher standards when it comes to masturbatory fantasies.



I'd be curious in knowing what Russ' "criteria" is beyond just "conventionally attractive/hot chick" when it comes to picking new "targets" to obsess over.

 

[Constellationzero]

He has no theory of mind, so if someone is polite to his face he thinks they like him. He really believes he's the only person on earth with an internal life of any sort.

Solipsism personified. SSSSSluuurrrp!

 

[Carolina Divina]

“In a non-sexual way”

Ffs. Normal people don’t even think like that. Normal people aren’t so thirsty that every contact with another person is about getting shagged or not.

Right? Why does everything have to be so damned weird with this guy? If a normal person, having written "hooking up" decides it could be construed as sexual*, he might change it to 'getting together' or 'collaborating'. Leave it to Russ to change it from potentially creepy to disturbingly creepy.
* But a normal person wouldn't think so, because within the context it's obviously not.

God only knows what his screenplays he is working on are like.

This is the guy who gave us the charming story of two people who fall in love at a concentration camp sock hop. Perhaps he's penned the feel-good comedy of the year: "100th Floor Hijinks", the madcap story of two stockbrokers racing each other down a WTC stairwell on 9/11/01" starring Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Right? Why does everything have to be so damned weird with this guy? If a normal person, having written "hooking up" decides it could be construed as sexual*, he might change it to 'getting together' or 'collaborating'. Leave it to Russ to change it from potentially creepy to disturbingly creepy.

* But a normal person wouldn't think so, because within the context it's obviously not.

Who is his "producer" anyway?

Does he mean those guys he paid some money to let him perform with on a keytar, or whatever online company he shilled out the money to for that model to dance in his Yovanna music video?

It's not like he has any "recording contract" with anyone - he's just paying randos for a one-time service.

 

[Pip Squeak]

He could easily make 6k views on his video. I’ve only been here a short time but was following Russ for years. I’m sure there are plenty more weirdos like me who were quietly watching from the wings.

Reddit discusses him all the time, he’s the subject of a few videos on YouTube. I think 4chan dropped his video there too. He’s infamous beyond KF.

It’s the sort of video you show other people too. I totally did. The cringiest stuff always gets a lot of interest. I’d also think a good amount of people have watched it more than once, the “OMG, I have to see if I actually heard that right” effect.

We all know that 6k views does not translate to 6k people who enjoy it non-ironically. Somewhere deep down, Russ knows this too. He disabled likes and dislikes on the video and disabled comments. Neither is he talking about how many downloads he got. It’s one thing watching the freak on YouTube for a laugh but that doesn’t translate into sales.

Russ could do nothing more than fart and put it on YouTube and get a lot of clicks because there’s a lot of people out there absolutely love seeing this guy make a twat out of himself. And he does it so well.

He’s most likely massively exaggerating because Pipsqueak can’t say a thing without it being bullshit but I think it’s feasible.

It’s the download numbers and streaming without video I’m interested in.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Absolutely pathetic.

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He hasn't quite reached the point of chimpout followed by lolsuit just yet.

But he's getting there.

Right, because if there's ever a time when pop music really takes off, it's in the month after the song gets released. Great thinking as always, Russ. For a guy who writes songs and files lawsuits at such a glacial pace he sure picked a pretty fast-moving industry to try to get into.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Russ' right hand is the only part of his body which is significantly worked out.

I had the mental image of him using just his right hand to drag himself the last 25 minutes of this "run" after collapsing 5 minutes in. Thanks for that

He's also the only person in Utah who can read sheet music, don't forget. That's why his music sucks.

I almost want to imagine that he secretly does have a understanding of music and he's doing this on purpose and not because he's incompetent as an excuse to start lawsuits. I am being to think it's sexual for him.

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The unfortunate hydrocephalic man is 5'2" for reference.

I mean if you lifted the treadmill itself... Oh wait too imaginative of an idea for this negative IQ boy to figure out.

? Why does everything have to be so damned weird with this guy? If a normal person, having written "hooking up" decides it could be construed as sexual*, he might change it to 'getting together' or 'collaborating'. Leave it to Russ to change it from potentially creepy to disturbingly creepy.
* But a normal person wouldn't think so, because within the context it's obviously not.

He thinks people are too stupid to comprehend context clearly.

 

[DumbDude42]

Absolutely pathetic.

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"i anticipate marketing to pick up in the next month"
i wonder what he means by this. is he going to pay an agency to shill his video all over the web?

6,100 views? Even if you factor us in, surely most of those are paid for.

Russell runs his personal life like a petty African dictator.

i'd wager that the overwhelming majority of these 6k views are from kiwi farms. this thread got pinned to the front page happening feed when the video released, that alone probably got him more attention than all his reddit spam lol

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"i anticipate marketing to pick up in the next month"
i wonder what he means by this. is he going to pay an agency to shill his video all over the web?

Probably. They're not that hard to get a hold of and can be pretty cheap depending on how many eyes you want on the product.

Just getting views on Youtube doesn't matter anymore. You need people either liking or disliking the video and commenting. Views alone doesn't get you a lot of traction anymore like it use to. Mostly because a lot of channels bought views which inflated their numbers in the past.

Also, keep in mind Youtube doesn't keep track of unique hits on a video. Multiple people watching the video multiple times adds up.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I wouldn't put it above Russ to be playing the youtube vid on loop to get more views

If there's any justice, he'll have that abomination stuck in his head forever.

 

[Thracian]

he definitely inflated his views, only one view one day and +1,477 the next

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/mrldspianoman/monthly

edit: and google-searching "yo yovanna" with results from last month only shows 6, no new "press release" or anything.