Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

Took a couple of screenshots of Billy talking about the RV in chat. He's clearly memeing the whole thing, but still not a single sign of having an RV. The fact that they're at a friend's house making a 3 hour long livestream encouraging superchats makes me wonder how fucked their money situation is. Also at one point Digi confirmed they don't have a house anymore.

I don't even understand what Riley is even trying to accomplish with this. These comments are exclusively aimed at Ben Saint's discord and us. It's not going to make us forget the RV larping and I feel like it's just confusing for all five of digis remaining dick suckers. That said, Riley panders exclusively to us bystanders watching the trainwreck and acts antagonistic towards Digi fans when he isn't pretending they don't exist so is it any shock he gives no shits about Digi asspatters?
 
"I'm in the middle of radically shifting my living situation and I'm looking to make some money on the way through." (0:54) LOL, OK.
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I left in the background the Q&A thing while doing some stuff for about 20 minutes. Mostly nothing important happened aside from Digi saying something about the Khantehnt! situation that is gonna be in a future video. Took a couple of screenshots of Billy talking about the RV in chat. He's clearly memeing the whole thing, but still not a single sign of having an RV. The fact that they're at a friend's house making a 3 hour long livestream encouraging superchats makes me wonder how fucked their money situation is. Also at one point Digi confirmed they don't have a house anymore.

It was a really weird analogy that had to do with the fact that he's not from the same country as the rest of the PCP members. While the rest of the girls graduate from Highschool at the end of the series, Azusa still needs to do another year. I kinda want to search for what video it was to remember it better. I think it was after one of the Radcons, but i'm not so sure.
These comments show the very type of behavior I expect from a compulsive liar. It exists, I just choose not show it. Come to think about it, actually something happened to it, yes. I'll show it some time in the future, you'll see. You're all so silly for not trusting me.
Billy probably hopes to get a hold of an RV, if only temporarily, and spin some kind of a convoluted story of how and why they never showed it to anyone. Maybe some acquaintance owns the remains of an RV, or they hope to find one abandoned at a trailer park. Or something along those lines. Of course it's not very likely he's going to achieve any of that, since he's just a sad worthless clown, telegraphing his character over the internet pretty obviously.
 
I am convinced that days on the road commence with Digibro utilising his newfound witch powers (fused with some form of neuro-linguistic programming that he read about online and has rebranded as "wishonomics") to convince himself, and the other members of his band of merry pranksters, that their wood-panelled station wagon (or whatever they are using to haul their worthless arses across the US) is a fully-operational RV. I imagine this ritual incorporating hand-holding while in a magical circle, hypnotic chanting, human beat-boxing, and possibly a chemical component, subject to availability.

In the aftermath, the cluttered car dashboard, patched with the sticky residue of energy drinks, is transformed into a gleaming breakfast bar; the back seat becomes the master bedroom, and the communal diaper metamorphoses into a chemical toilet.

Much like Cinderella's pumpkin carriage, the effect of this perceptual filter is gone by midnight, leaving the quartet mired in reality as they trudge wearily onward towards their next backwater destination, where Riley will lay down hard won urban truths to the Future Farmers of America and rebellious Amish teens.
 
The RV shit is getting sureal. When it was first floated I figured that they had like fifteen grand saved up from not paying taxes for a Craigslist special, and the plan was to just be delusionally confident about its reliability and/or their ability to fix it. I started getting rattled when there was no '86 Winnie in the driveway around the yard sale. Now I guess it's clear that the plan is to be delusional about living in a Prius not being homelessness instead. :story:
 
I found the part about Riley talking about plane tickets was interesting.

They could stretch their merger earnings further by being in a nation like the Philippines where the dollar is strong. But:

A: International Travel is not happening now
B: Punishment for breaking the laws around drugs is harsh in some nations
C: I don't think they could handle the logistics.
 
I found the part about Riley talking about plane tickets was interesting.

They could stretch their merger earnings further by being in a nation like the Philippines where the dollar is strong. But:

A: International Travel is not happening now
B: Punishment for breaking the laws around drugs is harsh in some nations
C: I don't think they could handle the logistics.
despite me memeing that digi should go to mexico, I don't see these fuckers adapt to anything, be it the life on the road or another country.

Matter of fact, if Elon, Joe Rogan and Dick pooled like 10M together to fund the transon venture to watch retards in action, Billy and his cohorts would be dead in 6 months flat or dead broke again in a year.

If the most functioning person out of the four is Bird, then that's a warning sign ...
 
If Digi even made it to another nation he'd just end up as one of those embarrassing Western backpackers annoying the fuck out of the locals by begging for money. It would be coin toss between him getting stabbed for his shoes, or "successfully" kicked out and hauled back to America.
 
Additionally, Conrad planned an unfinished (what a surprise) "visual novel" called "Yggdrasil's Panopticon", which he went into detail about in one of his Patreon podcasts. It was a romance that had something to do with a loli (once again, no surprise there) who could see all of time or something like that. He composed music for it everything, but it never saw the light of day.
The Patreon leak Mega link expired unfortunately, else I would link it here. If anyone else has a Mega of the Patreon shit, a link would be much appreciated.
The DigiArchive discord has all the Patreon material backed up; I don't know when it will all be released.
 
I can feel the 41% approaching, boyz
Digi is way too self absorbed and narcissistic to an hero. If it isn't obvious by now, he isn't super committed to his troonery (because he never commits himself to fucking anything) so if he realizes that he will never be a woman he'll probably just give it up like he does everything else he sets out to do instead of joining the 41% club. And if he gets too desperate form money he'll probably just go back to leeching off his parents.
 
Should you watch "Mint Salad Makes A Mural"? If you are just looking for cringe lolcow material, then no, because this video is actually pretty wholesome and relaxed. I imagine if this kind of video was our introduction to the group instead of the abrasive "voidgazer/chaser" vlogs, Digi's old audience would be generally much more receptive towards them.
 
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