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Guess i'm toxic now!
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The bottom left SOY smile is disturbing. He looks like a wax figure with how paper-white he is.
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i love how mr. "most ahnest guy on the internet" will shill the biggest garbage to his paypigs without second thought if he gets a chance. in the end he is even pretenting to like this piece of shit game.
same for the chair, he knew its a bad chair but he still tried to hype it up.
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The Twitch arc should show everyone that despite no matter what happens to Phil. There always ends up being some type of result that completely surprises most people. I don't know whether or not his hoof stomped on the Lucky Charms mascot, because how in the hell are the wheelchairs giving him more money? How much disposable income do these people have and why Phil?
I could understand if they where getting a product, but it is literal snorts and groans. Like why do these people feel that guilty about the Pig Roach losing his Twitch partnership? Its ridiculous, like this guy makes more money than most people in senior management positions do. Yet he still complains about how he has to pay off remedial expenses.
Phils brand is literal mediocrity, but yet he has blown past most streamers that have some degree of skill? How? Simply, it is the ludicrously slow in the minds that make up having a fanbase. Though it is funny to see how mad some people get at Phil, or come up with wacky assertions of what will be the future of DSP.
Very likely what is going to happen is that he will stream until the end of time. He will make money at an indefinite cycle, primarily because he is a retard magnet. Plus people give him free publicity essentially. He is the incarnation of there is no such thing as bad publicity. Which the fucker is a genius in that regard so I can't knock him for that. Plus, I can care less if he milks his dumb fanbase.
I have seen enough grifters in the political world do that. Only difference in the gamer world is that it is orientated towards little kids, opposed to people his own fucking age. Unless he drops some based takes or starts rejecting the Globo-Hommo woke points, he will always be on these platforms in some form. I don't see any real difference between a Milo or a DSP really, only difference is the group of idiots that are getting suckered.
These shoe string legal theories are also fucking laughable only in the respect that Phil toes the line. On top of that, so many people get retard troll shield rage, that they literally discredit the bread crumbs of wrath the big tech God's may rain down on him. Though Phils arc seems more like the story of Faust opposed to anything. He sold his soul for the ability to sit on his ass and play games. The trade off is that;
He will always be a childless consumer, that's only contribution to society is hogging up bandwidth with terrible gameplay footage, full of corn ball observations. His legacy will only consist of his panhandling, jacking off on cam, and being the first man in his state that managed to legally marry a horse. His character is fucked, his values are fucked, but this is America. The more morally bankrupt you are, the more FIAT monopoly money you can stack. Hence that is the future of Phil, constant stagnation. Frozen perpetually in the year 2008.
I could understand if they where getting a product, but it is literal snorts and groans. Like why do these people feel that guilty about the Pig Roach losing his Twitch partnership? Its ridiculous, like this guy makes more money than most people in senior management positions do. Yet he still complains about how he has to pay off remedial expenses.
Phils brand is literal mediocrity, but yet he has blown past most streamers that have some degree of skill? How? Simply, it is the ludicrously slow in the minds that make up having a fanbase. Though it is funny to see how mad some people get at Phil, or come up with wacky assertions of what will be the future of DSP.
Very likely what is going to happen is that he will stream until the end of time. He will make money at an indefinite cycle, primarily because he is a retard magnet. Plus people give him free publicity essentially. He is the incarnation of there is no such thing as bad publicity. Which the fucker is a genius in that regard so I can't knock him for that. Plus, I can care less if he milks his dumb fanbase.
I have seen enough grifters in the political world do that. Only difference in the gamer world is that it is orientated towards little kids, opposed to people his own fucking age. Unless he drops some based takes or starts rejecting the Globo-Hommo woke points, he will always be on these platforms in some form. I don't see any real difference between a Milo or a DSP really, only difference is the group of idiots that are getting suckered.
These shoe string legal theories are also fucking laughable only in the respect that Phil toes the line. On top of that, so many people get retard troll shield rage, that they literally discredit the bread crumbs of wrath the big tech God's may rain down on him. Though Phils arc seems more like the story of Faust opposed to anything. He sold his soul for the ability to sit on his ass and play games. The trade off is that;
He will always be a childless consumer, that's only contribution to society is hogging up bandwidth with terrible gameplay footage, full of corn ball observations. His legacy will only consist of his panhandling, jacking off on cam, and being the first man in his state that managed to legally marry a horse. His character is fucked, his values are fucked, but this is America. The more morally bankrupt you are, the more FIAT monopoly money you can stack. Hence that is the future of Phil, constant stagnation. Frozen perpetually in the year 2008.
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Phil lost the majority of his YouTube income.
Lost a good chunk of his Twitch income.
Sponsors won't touch him.
His Patreon is less than half of what it used to be.
For every whale he has there's a bigger one that left because he can't stop being an asshole.
$100k+ a year is nothing to what he should be making. Phil isn't lucky. He's slowly cutting off his revenue.
Lost a good chunk of his Twitch income.
Sponsors won't touch him.
His Patreon is less than half of what it used to be.
For every whale he has there's a bigger one that left because he can't stop being an asshole.
$100k+ a year is nothing to what he should be making. Phil isn't lucky. He's slowly cutting off his revenue.
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What a coincidence that I literally just finished watching this old Tevin vid where DSP shills ME:SoW because he thinks the negative coverage it got for having lootboxes was hurting his views.
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Let's put it this way: You're probably not wandering around like an idiot, trying to have "quality content", and whining about things that are bugs when they really aren't.
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For you guys following the tips spreadsheet, I have added new tracking that some of you may find useful: I'm labeling it as the % whaled.
TL;DR : This will show the percent of total tips per stream that were received from any single entity that tipped at least $20 that stream (i.e. the threshold to become a whale on any particular stream is $20 cumulatively).
TL;DR : This will show the percent of total tips per stream that were received from any single entity that tipped at least $20 that stream (i.e. the threshold to become a whale on any particular stream is $20 cumulatively).
I know that the community frequently asks for ways to determine how much of his tips received are from whales vs normal viewers -- I have attempted to provide this in a manner that hopefully makes sense. I have defined a whale as a single entity that has donated at least $20 cumulatively on a particular stream. While completely subjective, I believe that 10% of the requested tips goal is sufficient to meet the definition.
Using Pivot tables in Google Spreadsheets, each tip received will be summed up according to the donator, and any some below the $20 minimum will be filtered out. The remaining amount will then be divided against the total tips for that stream to give us our % whaled. Remember that this is on a PER STREAM basis, meaning that the defined whale only lasts from that stream until the next, I believe that this allows us to judge each stream in it's own isolated environment and creates a more useful data set
Some examples:
1. OIC tips exactly $19 dollars on the first stream. This is not calculated into the % whaled for that stream (despite OIC being a known whale in general).
2. snowkarl makes twenty $1 tips. snowkarl is now considered a "whale" for this stream and that amount + any further amount given will further add to the overall %.
3. Jaxx_Raxor tips $1,000 on the SF stream, then later tips another $2. The final calculation will include $1,002 for his portion of the % whaled calculation.
4. Anonymous tips are filtered out UNLESS there was at least a SINGLE $20+ tip, in which case a separate "Anonymous Whale" entity is temporarily created for that stream. Only large $20+ tips will fall under this entity, $1.30 tips and such will remain filtered out in the whale calculation.
The way I've set this up I believe is as conservative as reasonably possible (i.e. looser definitions of whales will likely have larger percentages). BTW, his average % whaled for the last two weeks was ~67%.
Any suggestions or recommendations appreciated, cheers.
Using Pivot tables in Google Spreadsheets, each tip received will be summed up according to the donator, and any some below the $20 minimum will be filtered out. The remaining amount will then be divided against the total tips for that stream to give us our % whaled. Remember that this is on a PER STREAM basis, meaning that the defined whale only lasts from that stream until the next, I believe that this allows us to judge each stream in it's own isolated environment and creates a more useful data set
Some examples:
1. OIC tips exactly $19 dollars on the first stream. This is not calculated into the % whaled for that stream (despite OIC being a known whale in general).
2. snowkarl makes twenty $1 tips. snowkarl is now considered a "whale" for this stream and that amount + any further amount given will further add to the overall %.
3. Jaxx_Raxor tips $1,000 on the SF stream, then later tips another $2. The final calculation will include $1,002 for his portion of the % whaled calculation.
4. Anonymous tips are filtered out UNLESS there was at least a SINGLE $20+ tip, in which case a separate "Anonymous Whale" entity is temporarily created for that stream. Only large $20+ tips will fall under this entity, $1.30 tips and such will remain filtered out in the whale calculation.
The way I've set this up I believe is as conservative as reasonably possible (i.e. looser definitions of whales will likely have larger percentages). BTW, his average % whaled for the last two weeks was ~67%.
Any suggestions or recommendations appreciated, cheers.
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I'm guessing Phil is going to play this game once and call it finished?
Because all Resident Evil games need to be played multiple times to fully enjoy em.
Also hes going to get the worst rank possible.
Because all Resident Evil games need to be played multiple times to fully enjoy em.
Also hes going to get the worst rank possible.
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Tevin is going live in 30 mins y’all. The legend returns.
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What, do you expect Phil to actually try? Did you forget RE2 Remake and how much he hated playing the first time, let alone the second part as Claire?
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I follow this religiously. Its fascinating to see how much money these people can rain down on a gross old man
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Yeah I forgot about the RE2 remake because of the shit storm the RE3 remake gave him.
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If this was one of the original games that docked you for saving, he'd automatically get the worst rank.
Guess i'm toxic now!
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Easily one of the goofiest takes on why Phil doesn't do edited playthroughs. Still to this day makes me laugh at how dumb he sounds saying it.
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It's just really surreal the lengths these people will go to in order to provide a sense of fulfillment by giving money to one of the worst streamers I've ever seen in my entire existence, there really is no content creator with such a bad of a reputation as his when you weigh up so many incidents that's happened with him.
The phenomena that surrounds these people who partake in giving large sums of money for a guy who really doesn't need it is the real kicker, are they so emotionally stunned and brain dead that most of these people lack agency to think for themselves and are easily manipulated or is it some sort of deep rooted emotional problem that they project onto Phil because they lack something inside themselves.
I think most of the time though, emptying their wallets seems to be just a dick showing contest between guys seeking attention.
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They can legit pay a prostitute for that much money multiple times and get better service then what DSP provides them.
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Didn't he later turn around and call the game shit because he didn't like the Shadow Wars portion at the end?
I've already said this many times here, but da battahm line is this: many of Phil's whales give him money not despite the fact that he's a shitty human being and streamer, but precisely because of it.
You know how edgy 4channers defend shitty people just "for the lulz"? Same idea.
If Phil wasn't a lolcow, he'd have long disappeared from the internet.
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