US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Wow, I can teach my kids how to sit in the gas lines overnight.

One behind the wheel, one on the hood with a 12 gauge to discourage line cutting.

But hey, I'm sure our big city brethren can handle long gas lines, gas stations being out of gas, and fuel shortages with the same knuckle down attitude they've had about everything.

I'm sure nothing bad will happen and everyone will just get in line and queue up properly while singing folk songs to keep their morale up.

All Biden needs now is to break open the FEMA and COG stocks and start handing out 30 year old peanut butter, butter, cheese, canned meat, and canned bread to the poor, and hairspray to make a comeback and he'll be able to get to 89% approval rating and be crowned King of Earth.
 
Bootlicking corporate America and neoconservatives to own Trump, the white working class who used to vote Democrat, pro isolationist right wingers and any reasonable libertarians left.

I really cannot take any post 2016 Bernie era progressive seriously if they still simping to this old sold out kike who backstabbed everyone just to become chairmen of the budget and a new home.

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In regards to unemployment, my state also went full commie and I lost an awesome tech job (along with about 70% of my company's workforce) and I have been applying and interviewing for jobs. Maybe I wouldn't be on this bullshit for so long if we hadn't had this lockdown nonsense and crashed the economy and hiring wasn't so bad. I also don't blame service industry employees either for collecting inflated unemployment than having to put up with all of this mandatory mask and quarantine bullshit for shitty pay.

A couple of months ago I had a pajeet tech recruiter try to offer me a contract job for a measly 40k with no benefits or health insurance and he was acting like he was offering me such an amazing deal when I was making almost double that with great benefits before Covid. Fuck that noise. And I totally want to go back to work if I can get something close to or better than what I had.

EDIT: Probably should also add I thought I'd never say this but Thank God I live in California, and that there's a recall election happening. Newsom wouldn't dare to mess with gibs (In fact he's promising to give more or some crap) over fear of losing the governorship.
 
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EDIT: Probably should also add I thought I'd never say this but Thank God I live in California, and that there's a recall election happening. Newsom wouldn't dare to mess with gibs (In fact he's promising to give more or some crap) over fear of losing the governorship.
He could give me a million dollars and I'd still say deserves to lose it.
 
Bootlicking corporate America and neoconservatives to own Trump, the white working class who used to vote Democrat, pro isolationist right wingers and any reasonable libertarians left.

I really cannot take any post 2016 Bernie era progressive seriously if they still simping to this old sold out kike who backstabbed everyone just to become chairmen of the budget and a new home.

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I'd love to play that game!

Remember when Clinton weaponized the FBI against the Republicans? Remember when Clinton put the militias on the hate group watches? Remember when Obama weaponized everything against the right? Remember when Hillary called half the country dirty names?

We can play that game all fucking day.
 
I'm just trying to understand here. They're running the economy at full tilt right now with near 0 interest rates and they literally just got done dumping trillions of dollars of liquid cash onto the markets, and the response is unemployment INCREASING? What measures do they even have left to stop the coming train wreck? Negative interest rates? even more free cash for everybody (but mostly for giant international corporations)? This shit don't look good at all.
Blaming Trump is what they're counting on
 


That's not how it works, Joe. They can sit on their ass until September.

RINO Ben Sasse is trying to propose a sign on bonus bill which would give someone two months of 101% unemployment if they get a job now.

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Fuck you, cornhusker cuck, you don't get more money because you got a job like a normal person should while the rest of us did what we could to keep our own with no bonus but the stimmy everyone got.



With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Joe Biden, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Joe Biden, yeah

Oh no, they say he's got to go

Go go Joe Biden, yeah

Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Joe Biden, yeah

Joe Biden.

(I'm not editing the entire song on a phone.)

Anyway, welp, this is Joe Biden's economy. If I didn't respect my boss as much as I do, I would be cheering this tobaggon slide to hell.
Those run on low grade Diesel, they will be fine.
That feeling when the only thing on the road are the jacked up Duramax trucks red necks run around in.
 
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