"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Based Coffee Man]

Anyone got a link to the video/stream where Jim talks about the bear/cub cult where the guy forced his harem of "cubs" to put silicon into their balls and one of them died from it?

There were a few Fursecution Streams, weren't there? I'm sure that's where it would be

 

[DyingStarsForever]

This honestly is the hardest thread to follow on this site. I vaguely know who Mr Metokur is since I know I've seen him doing commentary on Channel Awesome, but apparently he has since been diagnosed with cancer, and people are doing imitations of his style, and some other stuff... Usually these threads are quite informative without the reader being familiar with the cow in question and without having to read through a few hundred pages, but here I'm honestly having trouble figuring out just if people even like or dislike him. The OP only has his real name and no other info.

 

[PrincessHomura]

This honestly is the hardest thread to follow on this site. I vaguely know who Mr Metokur is since I know I've seen him doing commentary on Channel Awesome, but apparently he has since been diagnosed with cancer, and people are doing imitations of his style, and some other stuff... Usually these threads are quite informative without the reader being familiar with the cow in question and without having to read through a few hundred pages, but here I'm honestly having trouble figuring out just if people even like or dislike him. The OP only has his real name and no other info.

That's because this was more of a fan thread where people would discuss Metokur's videos rather than a lolcow thread about him. Ever since he stopped making content, some people have been working extremely hard to try and force him as a "epic lolcow" but there are two big problems with doing that.

First of all, the essence of a lolcow is for them to continuously and relentlessly reveal embarrassing information about themselves online which people can point and laugh at. Given how extremely secretive Metokur has always been about his personal life, this doesn't check at all and even now people are unsure if his dox is even real (it probably is, but even then nobody has any images of him at all).

Second of all, the cow is milked by forcing them to react to things that we know are going to be funny. Since he stopped making content, Metokur essentially reacts to nothing despite everyone hoping that he will.

He's just a guy people liked who stopped making videos and has always kept a low profile. People can argue that he's a lolcow all they want, but unless the two points above change, I can't see it.

 

[Product Placement]

It may have been Chibi. I could have sworn it was someone else.

Well, gives me an excuse to listen to his SGDQ stream at least

Edit: It was UltraJayMan, covered in the SGDQ stream. Grade A sperg, got hit by his mom and cried about speedrunning

UltraJman was one of the first cows I found online, sadly lots of good stuff has been lost to time about him, but a few good stuff I remember.
Used to be video online about him sexually assaulting this fat girl he was online dating or some shit, she comes over to visit him, spends the night and wakes up to him finger banging her in the middle of the night, got the nickname ultrajapist from that, also covered in the video was how he would get really mad if someone said La-Mulana was a shit game.

Dude would get drunk and fall asleep live on stream many times, this lend to one time he thought someone was robbing him, turns out it was his mom coming home from work, let to him screaming in fear thinking he was about to be killed and then a fight between them.

Quit his job at wallmart after like 2 weeks, to go back to ebegging online with many donation streams, ended up buying shit like a boxed copy of earthbound and new dog rather than food or even save money up. Pretty sure he still ebegs to fund his new job which is making shity indie games no one will ever play if they come out while still leaching off his parents.

He was also friends with the pedo, Valis77 aka Promise Delon Redmond, who was a mod in his twitch chat, if you brought it up or posted his police record, you would get banned.

Thankfully this video is still online

Also found his twitter is anyone cares, but he seems like a mostly boring manchild now

https://twitter.com/UltraJDude?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

 

[Pimpleking55]

I loved the guy when he was the kiwifarms personified, there were times i was choking on my food while watching his streams. The amount of autistic garbage he could find was amazing. Didn't like his Chinaflu streams tho, 30 mins of content and one hour of superchats simping. I think he did't youtube right, staying yourself, not giving yourself away, laugh at drama stay out of it. I hope he stays away and end it like filthy frank, dearly missed and not overstaying his welcome.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Dude would get drunk and fall asleep live on stream many times, this lend to one time he thought someone was robbing him, turns out it was his mom coming home form work, let to him screaming in fear thinking he was about to be killed and then a fight between them.

lel is this still online? Sounds like gold.

 

[Product Placement]

lel is this still online? Sounds like gold.

If it is I have never found it, was a good number of years ago and I saw it live on his twitch channel.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Ever since he stopped making content, some people have been working extremely hard to try and force him as a "epic lolcow" but there are two big problems with doing that... Metokur has always been about his personal life... Metokur essentially reacts to nothing despite everyone hoping that he will

I can attest to that. It’s far easier to roast everyone around him.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

No the deal is that you don't give out the link. You have to find it yourself. It's part of the fun.

a.k.a. you're bullshitting

 

[RumblyTumbly]

So I'm way behind on Metokur. Why exactly did he disappear and stop making content?

 

[Stoneheart]

So I'm way behind on Metokur. Why exactly did he disappear and stop making content?

he got ugly complications from Yellow fever. first it was Canceraids and now his organs are melting.

 

[soy_king]

he got ugly complications from Yellow fever. first it was Canceraids and now his organs are melting.

A classic case of Spoonyitis if I ever saw one.

 

[Dark Edea]

a.k.a. you're bullshitting

Not a chance. You're so mad and jealous like all the rest.

 

[Aquinas]

Not a chance. You're so mad and jealous like all the rest.

i wish no one had sex with that sewer gator that you call a mother

 

[Horpach]

A classic case of Spoonyitis if I ever saw one.

If he is actively tweeting I can't imagine he would be just too lazy to stream, it's not like his streams were high effort lmao. I'm inclined to believe the story

 

[soy_king]

If he is actively tweeting I can't imagine he would be just too lazy to stream, it's not like his streams were high effort lmao. I'm inclined to believe the story

You're aware that Spoony hasn't made a video in years yet spends every waking moment on Twitter, right?

 

[Mal0]

You're aware that Spoony hasn't made a video in years yet spends every waking moment on Twitter, right?

Not going to lie, Jim's canceraids HIV does sound a lot like Spoony's excuse not to stream or make videos. First his excuse was he needed PC parts, then this sickness?

I'm , so I'd like to think if Jim didn't want to make videos anymore he'd just say fuck you and close everything down. That's just me though, maybe he is going the Spoony route.

 

[soy_king]

Not going to lie, Jim's canceraids HIV does sound a lot like Spoony's excuse not to stream or make videos. First his excuse was he needed PC parts, then this sickness?

I'm , so I'd like to think if Jim didn't want to make videos anymore he'd just say fuck you and close everything down. That's just me though, maybe he is going the Spoony route.

Yeah, it's very unlikely to happen. He's whored himself out with a Patreon, merch, and now still gets Patreon donations (otherwise known as hipster welfare) simply for tweeting. Dude's been done for a while, and is now just milking what's left of the grift.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Not going to lie, Jim's canceraids HIV does sound a lot like Spoony's excuse not to stream or make videos. First his excuse was he needed PC parts, then this sickness?

I'm , so I'd like to think if Jim didn't want to make videos anymore he'd just say fuck you and close everything down. That's just me though, maybe he is going the Spoony route.

Part of me does think he wants to continue making videos. His biggest obstacle is likely his physical state given his health is deteriorating. Streaming might still be an option for him. The problem with streaming is that there are a ton of other issues outside of his health.

Censorship is running rampant meaning that he can't cover things the way he wants to. With his dox out there he could literally face violence if some activist has a problem with what he has to say. The literal government has him on a list for his videos.

On top of it all and to tie in with his physical state: I think he genuinely is depressed and in the dumps. He is dying, he is reflecting on his life and possibly seeing what are many bad life decisions. The world is going to shit right in front of his eyes. He has no children, if he has one now he won't be around to raise it. Plus the world he would be bringing them into.

I don't agree with some of the path options he has decided to take. Much like Spoony, he should just move on from his internet persona and live the remainder of his life outside of the internet. But I have more sympathy for Jim compared to Spoony. Spoony seems far more like a self-entitled prick. Jim on the other hand really has been dealt quite a few bad hands that are affecting him in the worst way imaginable.

Ultimately I don't foresee Jim coming back. We will always have the memories of what we were given by him.

 

[Mal0]

Part of me does think he wants to continue making videos. His biggest obstacle is likely his physical state given his health is deteriorating. Streaming might still be an option for him. The problem with streaming is that there are a ton of other issues outside of his health.

Censorship is running rampant meaning that he can't cover things the way he wants to. With his dox out there he could literally face violence if some activist has a problem with what he has to say. The literal government has him on a list for his videos.

On top of it all and to tie in with his physical state: I think he genuinely is depressed and in the dumps. He is dying, he is reflecting on his life and possibly seeing what are many bad life decisions. The world is going to shit right in front of his eyes. He has no children, if he has one now he won't be around to raise it. Plus the world he would be bringing them into.

I don't agree with some of the path options he has decided to take. Much like Spoony, he should just move on from his internet persona and live the remainder of his life outside of the internet. But I have more sympathy for Jim compared to Spoony. Spoony seems far more like a self-entitled prick. Jim on the other hand really has been dealt quite a few bad hands that are affecting him in the worst way imaginable.

Ultimately I don't foresee Jim coming back. We will always have the memories of what we were given by him.

I'd agree with your sentiment, but this is Jim. He could be lying the entire time as an out. I'm not a regular on this thread so maybe I missed it, but I haven't seen any concrete confirmation of his sickness. If it is true, I give him all my sympathies and agree that he should just live the rest of his days away from YT and the internet, but ironically it's Jim that taught me not to take what people say online as the 100% truth without evidence.

As for his dox, I know there are a ton of them out there, but I don't think it's been confirmed which one is actually true, right? Even KillAllPedos was still trying to look into it a page or two ago in this very thread. But it is guaranteed he is now on a watchlist of some sort by the government, and he'd probably face the same issues as our dear feeder and be held by the balls on what exactly he could cover. I just liked it when he was laughing at retard furries or doing Photon streams