Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[multiverse]

Tuna is just so miserable in their squat with nothing to do and no friends and no piles of money to spend on consumer goods. She's cutting herself until Matthew goes out and brings her a lifesaving bun.

 

[Oscar Winner]

AKA the only way she can get this too small dress to zip halfway up is if she stuffs her tits in this section.

She’s too fat for that dress but decided to try to sausage case herself in it anyway.

My brain interpreted this as “above knee amputation is the only way for her to get this dress to fit”, then realised when I got to the tit stuffing bit.
I've been spending way too much time in the Kelly thread.

 

[Fistf#cker2020]

Don’t mind my fresh track marks, I’m still totally sober y’all.

 

[Niggernerd]

Bruh lmao her nipple looks like its gonna burst out like a chest burster from alien. How do you manage to fuck up pushing your putty tits into the maids breast area

 

[Android raptor]

I know dick all about fashion but even I know that is some sad shit, having your tiddies below the part of the dress they're supposed to fit in.

I can't even see how doing that would make it fit better, usually there's more space in the boob part, not less.

 

[benis154262]

I love how she keeps calling it lolita when that shit is, actually, just fucking fetish maid wear. Lolita, actual lolita, not this cheap-ass shit, looks NOTHING like that and it sure as shit isn't some flimsy ass see through fabric like that.

You have no idea what you're talking about, Tuna.

TBF real lolita dresses are like 100 dollars each at the very least. Almost no one can afford them

 

[multiverse]

TBF real lolita dresses are like 100 dollars each at the very least. Almost no one can afford them

The real ones are usually $300 to start. If you get branded ones on sale, then they can be cheaper.

Source: kid is a fuckin weeb

 

[Android raptor]

TBF real lolita dresses are like 100 dollars each at the very least. Almost no one can afford them

That's insanely cheap for a lolita dress. Add another 0 (or two).

There's a reason most lolitas either save up for a long-ass time to buy shit or are catty rich girls with unlimited access to their parents money.

 

[Esmeraude]

Even altering stuff to be EGL style is expensive as hell. It's pretty but the community sucks and EVERYTHING about it was very costly ;3;
Source: was fat and EGL in high school

 

[benis154262]

That's insanely cheap for a lolita dress. Add another 0 (or two).

There's a reason most lolitas either save up for a long-ass time to buy shit or are catty rich girls with unlimited access to their parents money.

The real ones are usually $300 to start. If you get branded ones on sale, then they can be cheaper.

Source: kid is a fuckin weeb

I don't understand lolita. Like c'mon, this is considered one of the most respected brands in the style and you can't tell me this doesn't look like some AliExpress shit

 

[multiverse]

I don't understand lolita. Like c'mon, this is considered one of the most respected brands in the style and you can't tell me this doesn't look like some AliExpress shit
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Oh God the dress is just part of it, too. There's the petticoats and socks and shoes and collars and sleeves and accessories and... you get the point. All overpriced as fuck.

At any rate: what Luna got is not Lolita. It is a different Harajuku fashion trend. Maid-Kun.

 

[benis154262]

Oh God the dress is just part of it, too. There's the petticoats and socks and shoes and collars and sleeves and accessories and... you get the point. All overpriced as fuck.

At any rate: what Luna got is not Lolita. It is a different Harajuku fashion trend. Maid-Kun.

I have nothing but respect for this Mana guy - he's got a kickass style and he must be a vampire to have aged as well as he has. But like 90% of the shit from his brand is ugly af

 

[ggalin]

let’s just all agree it’s cheap chinese amazon shit

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Can we maybe keep the Lolita sperging to the Lolita thread? Luna is retarded, we know this.
In other news, Luna spent a chunk of time today on twitter tweeting and liking baseball stuff. Nothing interesting, so here is just a small bit.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I know she probably got a bad leg infection from shooting up, but god damn how could you seriously put someone on powerful antibiotics when they're sitting there literally caked in visible filth. Forget the stupid IV, throw her in a shower and hose her down as she scratches and yowls like a cat.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I'll give her one thing and one thing only, she's not wrong about that stat being pretty good. Not bad for a pitcher, even though the season's barely fucking started, it's only been a bit over a month. (Also the Yankees are a team only awful pieces of shit like, so I'm not surprised Lurch and Luna are Yankees fans.)

 

[multiverse]

Luna is wisely investing her father's allowance to her on the designer press ons she so badly needs to fight The Sadness and gather filth within.

 

[ZB927]

Nabbed from LCF..

I wonder if she got chlamydia of the eyeball like Sagittarius Shawty did?!

 

[sconosciuta]

I know she probably got a bad leg infection from shooting up, but god damn how could you seriously put someone on powerful antibiotics when they're sitting there literally caked in visible filth. Forget the stupid IV, throw her in a shower and hose her down as she scratches and yowls like a cat.

Hose her down? No one working on the floor gets paid enough to have to strip her down and behold her crustiness as the air fills with damp, fetid, aerosolized Luna stank. I’m not sure the CEO’s whole yearly salary with bonus would be enough. Nope - pop an IV in there and get juuuuust close enough to inspect it for tampering a few times a day. That’s as close as anyone is getting!

Edit to add:
It’s Nurses week. I salute the Nurses and CNA’s having to deal with her. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Hose her down? No one working on the floor gets paid enough to have to strip her down and behold her crustiness as the air fills with damp, fetid, aerosolized Luna stank. I’m not sure the CEO’s whole yearly salary with bonus would be enough. Nope - pop an IV in there and get juuuuust close enough to inspect it for tampering a few times a day. That’s as close as anyone is getting!

Edit to add:
It’s Nurses week. I salute the Nurses and CNA’s having to deal with her. Thoughts and prayers.

I'm generally pretty anti-gibs, but I would fully support funding a Department of Tard Washers. People who just go around and every few days capture greasy, nasty tards, trannies, junkies, the homeless, and other assorted misfits with nets and squirt them with hot water, scrub them down with soap, and then let them go. Someone get Biden on this.