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I really hate how he uses the vest streak, it made detractors so angry they’ve been waiting like vultures ever since for him to fuck up.

Phil, detractors have been observing and fucking with you like this long before the dumb ass vests. Idk why he wants to retcon the lore as the vest streak as the ultimate detractor rally cry
 
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So what exactly is Phil's endgame right now?

He keeps saying that he needs to ensure that he has enough money if Twitch doesn't pay him, but... Next month he won't receive anything from Twitch, and that will be the norm forever.

Does he not realize that? Is this man really so short sighted that he doesn't think more than a week ahead? Or does he intend to have a fundraiser every month, LMAO
 
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DZoomer said:
So what exactly is Phil's endgame right now?

He keeps saying that he needs to ensure that he has enough money if Twitch doesn't pay him, but... Next month he won't receive anything from Twitch, and that will be the norm forever.

Does he not realize that? Is this man really so short sighted that he doesn't think more than a week ahead? Or does he intend to have a fundraiser every month, LMAO
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Yes, most definitely.
 
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DZoomer said:
So what exactly is Phil's endgame right now?

He keeps saying that he needs to ensure that he has enough money if Twitch doesn't pay him, but... Next month he won't receive anything from Twitch, and that will be the norm forever.

Does he not realize that? Is this man really so short sighted that he doesn't think more than a week ahead? Or does he intend to have a fundraiser every month, LMAO
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He expects his whales to fund him for the next 10 years until he turns 50, at which point he'll be "too old for streaming" and then he'll find himself a nice cushioned office job at Microsoft
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I really hate how he uses the vest streak, it made detractors so angry they’ve been waiting like vultures ever since for him to fuck up.

Phil, detractors have been observing and fucking with you like this long before the dumb ass vests. Idk why he wants to retcon the lore as the vest streak as the ultimate detractor rally cry
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I think it's because it was a public failure he had to witness. Pinning it on or associating it with the detractors helps him shift the blame; it wasn't his boring content and squeezing blood from a stone, it was people fucking with him so of course they constantly parade it like it was some kind of victory and not just another hilarious thing that was inevitably bound to happen after weeks and weeks of him squandering money thinking that either it was always going to be that way or that the future somehow didn't matter.
 
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DZoomer said:
So what exactly is Phil's endgame right now?

He keeps saying that he needs to ensure that he has enough money if Twitch doesn't pay him, but... Next month he won't receive anything from Twitch, and that will be the norm forever.

Does he not realize that? Is this man really so short sighted that he doesn't think more than a week ahead? Or does he intend to have a fundraiser every month, LMAO
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Well thus far he's earning more a week than he did when he was a partner on Twitch, so I don't think he needs an "endgame" as long as he makes $3000 to $4000 a week. Sure, it probably won't keep up, but it has so far....
 
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A coincidence I get several DMCA takedowns when Phil sicks his fanbase on trolls/detractors?

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I don't even use that account any more and the tweets were from 3 years ago..
 
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YokuNama said:
A coincidence I get several DMCA takedowns when Phil sicks his fanbase on detractors?

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I don't even use that account any more and the tweets were from 3 years ago..
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Phil: "I was the original test subject for Cancel Culture! This shit isn't a joke, people have ruined my life by chasing me out of lucrative positions I've had!"
Also Phil: "These people are slandering me, report them and kick them off their websites!"
 
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@gettingthatgrooveback beat me to it. Phil’s delicious Twitter sperg-out was undoubtedly spurred due to his feefees being slighted over Tervin’s response to his patronizing and condescending “olive branch” speech he curiously went into a few days ago.

In his pig mind, you know he expected the nigga to be appreciative of the kind words stemming from a 10 year content producing veteran. You know for all the cringy ass “trolls vs. fans” subtle cult brainwashing that goes on his channel (of course related to hitting the Tips Goal since everything related to Dark has to do with money), it’s Phil who is seething that this damn coon who’s shat on him for the last 6 years is partnered, successful, and has the protected status that he so desperately covets.

The tables have literally turned: Phil is departnered, has decided to remove any of the bells and whistles usually surrounding his scams (@Surly Muppet debunks that shit like a CIA code breaker at this point), and is not even rattling his tin cup anymore but just straight up banging it against the floor. His conduct on Twitch is entering into territory of such extreme unhinged behavior, he’s bound to catch someone’s attention. The Tips Goal is literally the equivalent of that plug-in streamers use for sub goals (you know the white bar that fills in with green as people donate to reach the goal) and it’s constantly being used within the context of fundraising for his costs of living. It’s going to be another menial, bureaucratic rule that’s going to get him banned from Twitch. His behavior almost seems that he’s expecting it to happen at this point.

We’re entering desperate piggy mode and he’s squeezing his paypigs so fucking hard, two of them have already announced their departure. This man is a fucking embarrassment to our species and constantly reminds us that bad people often don’t get what’s coming to them.
 
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DZoomer said:
So what exactly is Phil's endgame right now?

He keeps saying that he needs to ensure that he has enough money if Twitch doesn't pay him, but... Next month he won't receive anything from Twitch, and that will be the norm forever.

Does he not realize that? Is this man really so short sighted that he doesn't think more than a week ahead? Or does he intend to have a fundraiser every month, LMAO
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his plan is to hope a major organ fails before his grifting does.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil is a teamster, or has the stereotypical ethic of one: anything related to his job is a work-related activity and must be done on the clock. If he's not getting paid, he's not doing shit.

If he were a tiny cog in the corporate machine I would applaud him for this, because Fuck the Man, but unfortunately in this case (and for him, this case only), Phil is the Man.

So fuck 'im.
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Not to mention having another excuse to waste time makes the hours go faster to the next gin and gacha pull party.
 
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