Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
I believe he is excommunicated, when his adopted sister got married his father told he wasn't allowed to attend the ceremony (likely because excommunicated members cannot enter the church) but he was offered the chance to go to the reception (with stipulation he wasn't to talk about Taylor Swift and lawsuits)
Russ being the bitter urchin he is opted not to go entirely to the wedding reception of the one person who actually put up with him, even if it just was a familial obligation and even angry reacted their engagement picture.
He is quite simply too insignificant for them to bother excommunicating him. They've just revoked his temple recommend.
He never said he wasn't going to the wedding/reception, and I don't think we even have concrete proof that he was excommunicated.
He isn't. It's incredibly rare and requires a fairly involved procedure. What they generally do is revoke your temple recommend, which you need to attend anything like LDS weddings on church property. It was probably for patronizing prostitutes or maybe even just not obeying rules in general, something Russhole is bad at.
Even if he was, I thought excommunication in the LDS church was more of a "you've lost your way, but you can always come back if you shape up" thing.
They don't even call it excommunication or "disfellowship" any more. Excommunication is reserved for what are considered truly heinous sins, amusingly enough, including trooning out and homosexuality, as well as classics like apostasy. Even then, you'd usually have to be more than a common sinner to get fully excommunicated.
 
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Is this some kind of setup or something?

Yes. Because butternut is not cute tho. Or built good. I know of no one who would want him again and again. Our male escort friend who blocked taters just experienced the cleanest, best pleasure.
Gotta head over to Wahlburgers now. I'm just tryna get something to eat!
 
Russ isn't a pedo. He's just a run of the mill sex pest.
Yeah, this is something that bothers me about this thread a little. So many people want to imply he'd go for underage girls. None of this has ever been seen in his behaviour. He has a lot of things we can criticize him for without making shit up.
 
Yeah, this is something that bothers me about this thread a little. So many people want to imply he'd go for underage girls. None of this has ever been seen in his behaviour. He has a lot of things we can criticize him for without making shit up.
He seems to be attracted to women around his own age, maybe a bit younger (like 5 years max). He's a creeper no doubt, but you can't pin pedophilia on him.
 
I don’t believe Russ is a pedo. The entire point of having a 10 on his arm is so everyone else in the world can see her with Russ. A 10 year old he’d have to hide.

Chris Hansen just has the perfect voice to say “maybe if Taylor Swift’s fat ass, pig faced mom...” etc. and “I have the posts right here” when Russ denies he ever said it.
 
Yeah, this is something that bothers me about this thread a little. So many people want to imply he'd go for underage girls. None of this has ever been seen in his behaviour. He has a lot of things we can criticize him for without making shit up.
I don't think anyone was implying that, this time. ConstellationZero made a TCAP reference on the last page and that's what we were talking about.
 
I don't think anyone was implying that, this time. ConstellationZero made a TCAP reference on the last page and that's what we were talking about.
I would like to see Russ confronted about his obnoxious behavior and Chris Hansen has the perfect voice and demeanor for that.
 
Yes, you can see that there's nothing negative about Russ on the first page results. To find anything real negative about him you have to fine tune your searches.
The Nick Rekeita Youtube videos are still on the first page, but this thread has been bumped down to the second page of Google results.

Russ isn't a pedo. He's just a run of the mill sex pest.
I can see him better able to emotionally relate to 10 year olds than to "mature adults", but as of now there's no conclusive proof of him venturing into that direction.
 
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His weird transactional mindset applies to politics and voting too. He voted for Romney, therefore he believed he was entitled to a one on one sit-down meeting with him to change the constitution to shut down KF and make it illegal to mock him.

Instead, he just received a generic form letter and no meeting. Mittens really dropped the ball there. It's practically treason.
At least he voted for Mitt. AOC lived on the other side of the country when he wrote her a letter.

Then again, she was just another successful, powerful woman he could exploit for his pet causes/desire for fame. Not like those dumb cunts understand quid pro quo -- that's why they have male agents/pimps -- they only understand gas station flowers and venmo dollars, amirite?
 
It would be funny if Russ actually did win big on a slot machine and took to the internet to call out all the haters who never believed in him. There is absolutely no way he would use the money responsibly and he would be right back in the same spot in no time at all. And he would still blame it on kiwi farms and his disability.
Winning the lottery is objectively the worst thing that can happen to anyone. Your friends and family turn on you. People you barely know will come out of the woodwork to say you owe them. Also, local communities tend to turn on people who've recently won. Odds are you'll end up bankrupt in a few years - being WAY worse for the wear. I believe they have an inside joke in the industry that you should only wish lottery wins on your worst enemies.

With this in mind, I sincerely hope Russ wins the lottery. I can't think of a greater punishment than to give him everything he's ever wished for. He'd crash and burn in the absolutely worst way possible.
 
Yeah, this is something that bothers me about this thread a little. So many people want to imply he'd go for underage girls. None of this has ever been seen in his behaviour. He has a lot of things we can criticize him for without making shit up.

Absolutely agree. But here's a thing to consider. It's not an absolute, but it's something to keep in mind.

The pedophiles are most often unattractive, poor hygiene, and cartoonishly shit-tier personalities. They have a lot of baggage and hangups. As Russell careens towards the wrong side of 40, we may see something like that manifest. It's not always true, but like a lot of SSBBW fetishists, these men are losers and have performance issues. They tend to prey on underaged kids because, hell--they don't know any better. Underaged kids also have awkward phases and anxiety/self esteem issues, so this plays perfectly into abject loser pedophile outlook and worldview.

Look at Mary Kay (thank God she's) LaDeadneau and Villi Falau.
 
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Winning the lottery is objectively the worst thing that can happen to anyone. Your friends and family turn on you. People you barely know will come out of the woodwork to say you owe them. Also, local communities tend to turn on people who've recently won. Odds are you'll end up bankrupt in a few years - being WAY worse for the wear. I believe they have an inside joke in the industry that you should only wish lottery wins on your worst enemies.

With this in mind, I sincerely hope Russ wins the lottery. I can't think of a greater punishment than to give him everything he's ever wished for. He'd crash and burn in the absolutely worst way possible.
this applies to low iq normies who are both spineless and financially illiterate
if you have enough of a spine to reject snakes and fake friends begging you for cash, and enough of a brain to handle money properly without squandering it, a lottery win is an absolute blessing
 
Remember when I said there's someone out there for everyone (except Russ)? I may have been wrong. Guys, I think I found Russell's perfect match.

Here's a book she wrote about how Taylor Swift is plagiarising her poetry
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And I'm sure you're all thinking, does she have a website with paragraphs upon paragraphs of evidence that Taylor is obsessed with her "exceptional" poetry and can't stop ripping her off? You bet your booty

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To be clear, this bitch is a lunatic and probably a few chimpouts away from being thread-worthy herself.
Looks like Kim has deleted her site. One chimpout closer to being thread-worthy?

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