Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Flawmil]

Tess before and after anorexia

 

[pr3nt177]

Tess before and after anorexia
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Still trying to work out whether someone started but then gave up on Photoshop or what...

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I wonder if Paris had her on the podcast as some kind of joke. Didn't she and similar celebrities suffered actual anorexia in the 2000s? For example Nichole Richie or Lindsay Lohan, I remember seeing the emaciated pictures on fronts of magazines. But never fear, the new face of anorexia recovery is here, in form of 400 pound sweatball Tess...

Like many others have said on here, making Tess the picture of recovery would make any anorexic relapse. Without PL, having worked closely with eating disordered individuals you will know that someone look like Tess is their biggest fear. Part of recovery for actual anorexic is getting over the "they're trying to make me fat" idea. Tess obviously has no clue and doesn't care for "fellow sufferers", because her only point is to say now "you can't make fun of me for being fat and unhealthy because otherwise I'll be ANOREXIC".

It almost feels like a shield for her weight, and at the same time an attack against real anorexics, as if she truly believes that she's better off 400 pounds because at least she's "healthier" than someone who's 80 pounds. Just standard mean girl competitive bullshit we all know and love from Tess. God I have refrained from commenting on this anorexia saga because of how it boils me blood, but this is all just too much.

There is definitely a freak show component to this. 20 years ago she’d be the perfect guest for The Jerry Springer Show. Since that show ended in 2018, the freaks have to go elsewhere. Playing it straight is required for our woke, HAES-friendly 2021 but it’s a guarantee that every interviewer cracked up laughing the instant Tess couldn’t see or hear it. Ironic because that was her reputation. Tess of course celebrates this PR coup with her publicist. These interviews are just grifters no clout chasers playing off of each other.

 

[multiverse]

Still trying to work out whether someone started but then gave up on Photoshop or what...
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She's got her right ham hock pressed down on top of her right bulges. She was trying to imitate this:


This red bikini thing was Tess’s last stunt with her publicist in an attempt to go viral again. It got crickets, so now a 400 pound sow has anorexia nervosa or we're bigots.

Edit: oh, and she made a giant post about how great a mawm she is, and it has tons of photos of her son whose decision not to be on social media she totally respects. I know why she never published the family porch photo - THAR SHE BLOWS holy fuck.


Meemaw is just like "pls don't eat me"

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

she made a giant post about how great a mawm she is

Oh, and last but certainly not the least:

God forbid any one forgets what a great parent she is.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She's got her right ham hock pressed down on top of her right bulges. She was trying to imitate this:
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This red bikini thing was Tess’s last stunt with her publicist in an attempt to go viral again. It got crickets, so now a 400 pound sow has anorexia nervosa or we're bigots.

Edit: oh, and she made a giant post about how great a mawm she is, and it has tons of photos of her son whose decision not to be on social media she totally respects. I know why she never published the family porch photo - THAR SHE BLOWS holy fuck.
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Meemaw is just like "pls don't eat me"
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I swear to god the last paragraph is just a cut and paste, the first two are probably written by some 22 year old gay guy who’s gig is writing and tailoring SM posts for D-listers on IG.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Caption: not going anywhere
Bitch we know that’s the dress you wore for GMA.

 

[IBrokeBob]

She's got her right ham hock pressed down on top of her right bulges. She was trying to imitate this:
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This red bikini thing was Tess’s last stunt with her publicist in an attempt to go viral again. It got crickets, so now a 400 pound sow has anorexia nervosa or we're bigots.

Edit: oh, and she made a giant post about how great a mawm she is, and it has tons of photos of her son whose decision not to be on social media she totally respects. I know why she never published the family porch photo - THAR SHE BLOWS holy fuck.
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Meemaw is just like "pls don't eat me"
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She said she hated how she looked in the pic with the grandparents and I agree. She shits up the entire picture with her ridiculously stupid open mouth and idiotic expression.

An important family pic like that, with everyone all together could become a cherished family pic except for the gigantic imbecile on the right who tries to garner all the attention. She ruined it for everyone.

Poor gram could have a had a nice pic of her and family except that Tess had to do that he so now gram has a horrified look on her face.

Great job Tess.

 

[multiverse]

She said she hated how she looked in the pic with the grandparents and I agree. She shits up the entire picture with her ridiculously stupid open mouth and idiotic expression.

An important family pic like that, with everyone all together could become a cherished family pic except for the gigantic imbecile on the right who tries to garner all the attention. She ruined it for everyone.

Poor gram could have a had a nice pic of her and family except that Tess had to do that he so now gram has a horrified look on her face.

Great job Tess.

Even better: her gran had since passed away. This was one of their last pictures of the family together - possibly THE last - and it's of monstrous Ryann mugging for attention.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Caption: not going anywhere
Bitch we know that’s the dress you wore for GMA.
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LMAO, from taking a social media break to not going anywhere. This tub is all over the place and it’s not because she is massive. I’m glad she’s showing off her circus tent to her fans and her haydurs.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess just was on Paris Hilton’s podcast.

and jesus, did Paris Hilton have a stroke, what is you doin girl? Why would someone as famous as her even acknowledge a trainwreck like Ryann?

I wonder if Paris had her on the podcast as some kind of joke. Didn't she and similar celebrities suffered actual anorexia in the 2000s?

Paris is actually pretty smart (though a bit off, maybe even autistic) as far as I've been able to tell. Her public persona is different from how she is when she's alone, and there are plenty of stories of people running into Paris-Paris (not public-Paris) in the nerd-sphere.
Given this, I wouldn't put it past her to bring Tess on as a way to bring attention to her show. Paris isn't as popular as she used to be, so this is an easy way to bring in some attention.

She's got her right ham hock pressed down on top of her right bulges. She was trying to imitate this:
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This red bikini thing was Tess’s last stunt with her publicist in an attempt to go viral again. It got crickets, so now a 400 pound sow has anorexia nervosa or we're bigots.

Edit: oh, and she made a giant post about how great a mawm she is, and it has tons of photos of her son whose decision not to be on social media she totally respects. I know why she never published the family porch photo - THAR SHE BLOWS holy fuck.
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Meemaw is just like "pls don't eat me"
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Absolutely haram.

Spoiler: Disgusting

Bonus TikTok:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Can’t do a photoshop dive because mobile-fagging, but she should have spent more time color-adjusting away her ‘beetus knuckles rather than filtering away her gunt to make her saggy blubber bag stand out. Even on this tiny screen the artificing and lack of natural shading on her dress make it very evident.

 

[Constellationzero]

Paris is actually pretty smart (though a bit off, maybe even autistic) as far as I've been able to tell. Her public persona is different from how she is when she's alone, and there are plenty of stories of people running into Paris-Paris (not public-Paris) in the nerd-sphere.
Given this, I wouldn't put it past her to bring Tess on as a way to bring attention to her show. Paris isn't as popular as she used to be, so this is an easy way to bring in some attention.

Absolutely haram.

Spoiler: Disgusting

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Bonus TikTok:
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Wew...

For a second there, I thought Hooves got beached in Jen and Gin's section 8 bathroom.

 

[veri]

She's got her right ham hock pressed down on top of her right bulges. She was trying to imitate this:
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This red bikini thing was Tess’s last stunt with her publicist in an attempt to go viral again. It got crickets, so now a 400 pound sow has anorexia nervosa or we're bigots.

oh god that makes it even funnier.

It further shows (not that it's even necessary) that she does not have anorexia because if she did she would not be going out of her way to publicly share a photo comparison to someone who looks about 1/3 of her size, especially to a large audience

also is that just a pink garbage bag she used as a backdrop? fuck, Tess if you're gonna pull a publicity stunt like this at least put in some effort

 

[multiverse]

Can’t do a photoshop dive because mobile-fagging, but she should have spent more time color-adjusting away her ‘beetus knuckles rather than filtering away her gunt to make her saggy blubber bag stand out. Even on this tiny screen the artificing and lack of natural shading on her dress make it very evident.

Allow me to assist.

What are all these halos under her massive piggy pits?


Hmm, tried and failed to hide the chins



How does her massive hanging gut suddenly have a straight line?



In what acid based universe does anyone's sleeves and floor look like this?

 

[Abracadabra]

Oh my fucking god, she is claiming still anorexia nervosa ?! and jesus, did Paris Hilton have a stroke, what is you doin girl? Why would someone as famous as her even acknowledge a trainwreck like Ryann? So many questions. Why why whyy are people swallowing this shit, when she doesn't fit the official criteria, not even little.

As has been evidenced time and again, Paris Hilton isn’t beneath scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Even better: her gran had since passed away. This was one of their last pictures of the family together - possibly THE last - and it's of monstrous Ryann mugging for attention.

That's so quintessentially Tess, isn't it? She is just vile, thru and thru.

I'm hoping she ramps up her anorexia claims.Will she push it like her nonexistent gayness? Wonder how she will try to fit this into her trope of being such a happy fat girl.

It would be hilarious if the true anorexics rose up against her.

 

[Tom Myers]

She's actually pretty in the face, except the personality and excess-excess-excess fat are a deal-breaker.

 

[Putin Bot]

I would like to think that Paris is a shitlord and probably is disgusted by fat people, and only invited Tess on her podcast to secretly mock Tess and her claims of anorexia. Paris is actually rich and much more famous than Tess will ever be. That fact alone means that she could have found someone much better than Tess to invite on her podcast. But she chose Tess, suspiciously right after her anorexia bullshit claim. And it has been well known that Paris has disordered eating (but literally every chick in her circle did). I really think she didn't do this podcast because she was desperate for attention, but so she could mock Tess and showcase the differences in their bodies, and show just how absurd it is for Tess to say she suffers from starving herself.

But then again, I haven't seen the podcast, so maybe Paris is just trying to score woke points with all this, in a bid to become relevant again.

 

[road timber]

Wait wait wait. Before she said she suffers from Anorexia Nervosa. Now she's out there spoutting off about Atypical Anorexia?

Tess, darling. Please make up your mind which fake diagnosis you want to label yourself with. Either way, we all know it's as fake as your waistline sans corset and your smooth skin.

atypical anorexia nervosa is anorexia nervosa without the weight requirement, which radically changes the meaning of it.

the DSM 5 requirements to be diagnosed with anorexia nervosa are the following:

1. A major fear of gaining weight, perhaps even while being underweight.
2. A disturbance in one’s body image, using one’s body shape or weight to unduly self evaluate, or denial that one is at a low body weight.
3. Restricting how many calories one consumes that results in a significantly low body weight within the context of one’s physical health and/or development trajectory.

removing half of the first, half of the second, and the entire last criterion, it basically just means "a fear of gaining weight / a distortion in body image". common in women, and a completely different disorder at that point. so AAN is not even inaccurate.

calling AAN "anorexia" is a misleading and selfish though. it's like calling a benign melanoma (a mole) terminal cancer instead.