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Admittedly, I don't know much about teenage girls, but I'd bet it's mostly middle aged fat women who follow Tess, not teen girls.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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This has been my entire problem with the FA movement for years.
Slightly off-topic but not really. Fellow FA lolcow Ragen Chastain, used to claim that she went to eating disorder clinics for motivational speaking or some such.
Imagine being a recovering anorexic, then a 300 lb cow waddles in and tells you that SHE is what it looks like to "love yourself"?
This is why Tess's latest stunt pissed me off, but I didn't want to rant because I try to not get too angry at lolcows. Tess is "co-opting" the anorexic movement for social media points. And the worst part? Even the biggest fitness Youtube critics have to put a ton of disclaimers on their videos saying "I don't want to criticize Tess's mental state." That's WHY Tess and her ilk get away with shit like this; nobody even her critics want to just outright say she's a liar. Just call her a liar. I hate this shit about how "nobody is allowed to question her mental state." I saw this shit too with AOC not even being in a Capitol Building on 1/6, and even the conservative podcasts were like "I don't want to question if AOC was scared or not." Why? That's how liars like her get away with that shit.
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Tess bitching about her kid on fucking TikTok while he's literally right there pisses me off so much. He's four, he shouldn't be bitched about because he woke her up to tell her Happy Mother's Day when I bet dollars to donuts, she was probably the one hyping him up for it! The day Bowie realizes his mom does not love him, I hope he can contact his brother, because Rylee is going to be his only escape.
The fucking audacity of this fucking hog.
The fucking audacity of this fucking hog.
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I hope Bowie and Rylee are able to help each other out and support one another, but considering that Tess got rid of Rylee at a pivotal age, the boys may end up having a strained or nonexistent relationship since it seems like they barely spend any time together these days. I think Tess would prefer that they don't really know each other and don't bond independently of her.
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It'll be like a divorced couple when the Mom (let's be real it's always the Mom) does everything in her power to make sure the Dad can't legally visit, then constantly tell her kids that Dad doesn't love them.I hope Bowie and Rylee are able to help each other out and support one another, but considering that Tess got rid of Rylee at a pivotal age, the boys may end up having a strained or nonexistent relationship since it seems like they barely spend any time together these days. I think Tess would prefer that they don't really know each other and don't bond independently of her.
I suspect Rylee will always want to keep contact with Bowie, but Tess will poison Bowie with lies about xir brother.
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What's with her right arm in this photo? It looks amputated, I have been looking at this photo for five minutes and I still have no idea what angle it's supposed to be at
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That buldge by the elbow is her arm fupa and then she is curving her hands back
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Am I missing something? I don't suppose it ever occurred to Ryann to pop the cold McDonald's breakfast briefly into the microwave?
And if she really didn't want that for breakfast, why is she eating it? She's been known to drive hours for cake, so what's stopping her from getting the breakfast she really wants while she can still fit in her car?
She doesn't like getting up at 6:00 AM? She'd better get used to it, once she has to return to regular receptionist work again. Enormously obese women might be a kink some are willing to pay for, but enormously obese women that are old is a market that diminishes precipitously. I doubt those perverts would have money to blow, either.
And if she really didn't want that for breakfast, why is she eating it? She's been known to drive hours for cake, so what's stopping her from getting the breakfast she really wants while she can still fit in her car?
She doesn't like getting up at 6:00 AM? She'd better get used to it, once she has to return to regular receptionist work again. Enormously obese women might be a kink some are willing to pay for, but enormously obese women that are old is a market that diminishes precipitously. I doubt those perverts would have money to blow, either.
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Wake me when this narcissistic bitch dies or her ex finally coughs up the deets.
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TL;DR - McDonald's food really doesn't reheat very well. If you don't eat it within 15 minutes, you should probably just throw it away.
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That's what I wanna know. Did a pushy feeder surprise her with a Postmates McDonald's delivery?
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I don't understand why being a single mother means she's forced to eat McDonald's for breakfast, cold or otherwise. If she wanted a hot breakfast, she could have scrambled a few eggs...Scrambled eggs cook super fast. If she wanted something high om fiber and low in fat, there's instant oatmeal. If she was really hungry, she could have made both, it still wouldnt have taken that much time. She could have had some buttered toast on the side...Making toast takes all of what? 2 or 3 minutes? She could have poured herself a glass of juice and had a full, fresh, filling breakfast in under 10 minutes. If she had the time to sit in front of the camera to piss and moan about what a burden her kid is, the she had the time to cook breakfast. She's just lazy and likes to complain.
And how many anorexics do you know of that scarf down a McDonald's breakfast with such ease? Even those in recovery usually show display some trepidation and anxiousness around food, especially food that's traditionally considered fattening.
Can you imagine Eugenia Cooney casually sitting in front of the camera eating a crunching a bacon, egg and cheese mcgriddle or whatever it was that Tess was gnawing on?
And how many anorexics do you know of that scarf down a McDonald's breakfast with such ease? Even those in recovery usually show display some trepidation and anxiousness around food, especially food that's traditionally considered fattening.
Can you imagine Eugenia Cooney casually sitting in front of the camera eating a crunching a bacon, egg and cheese mcgriddle or whatever it was that Tess was gnawing on?
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I actually would have gained some respect for her if she admitted to BED. It would have been the first time in her life that she was willing to swallow her pride for actual vulnerability. But of course, that would require a modicum of self-awareness, which we all know she doesn't have.
Well that was definitely a weird reaction to a congratulatory message. I thought she'd be happy to get asspats for her progress?
Oh my god. This might be the worst thing I've ever seen her do. Her child is right there and she's bashing him. Even the lies she tells I can (sort of) understand the reasoning for, after all, people do that all the time on the internet, it's easy to get away with and compartmentalize. But this is her child. Her child who is in the same room as her. If my kid woke me up at 6AM on Mother's Day just to love on me and feed me breakfast I would do nothing but heap praises onto them whether I wanted more sleep or something different to eat. I feel like most parents would react similarly.
Hating your kids is not a relatable trait, Ryann.
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Tess just was on Paris Hilton’s podcast. She talks about having anorexia for...TEN YEARS. Whew she also contradicts herself several times by saying she loves herself and that journey and also says once again that there are two types of anorexia and she has anorexia nervosa not ayyytypical. Also mentions of nick again and claiming he “almost was physically abusive” so that is why she left. Just wow.
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Oh my fucking god, she is claiming still anorexia nervosa ?! 
and jesus, did Paris Hilton have a stroke, what is you doin girl? Why would someone as famous as her even acknowledge a trainwreck like Ryann? So many questions. Why why whyy are people swallowing this shit, when she doesn't fit the official criteria, not even little.
and jesus, did Paris Hilton have a stroke, what is you doin girl? Why would someone as famous as her even acknowledge a trainwreck like Ryann? So many questions. Why why whyy are people swallowing this shit, when she doesn't fit the official criteria, not even little.
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That nipple tweaker physically removed the 10th cup cake from her plate. The ABUSE.
I know she is deluded because she looks in the mirror and sees dewy skin and super model. But AN? Is frosting that much better than LSD?? Bitch be trippin' !
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The best part is she’s saying her dietician is recommending 3 meals a day PLUS three snacks a day which is what is now making her lose weight. The reason why she gained so much apparently over the years was her anorexia but now because she’s eating “regularly” (which how is eating 3 meals plus 3 snacks a day regular) she is now losing weight. I can’t.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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I officially don't understand a thing anymore.
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Don't be fooled guys, Tess is just laying the ground for her next fake diagnosis: AUTISM
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I think it's more her dietician finally got her to understand that 3 meals a day + 3 snacks a day = 6
Not 3 meals + 3 snacks x 3 times a day = 18
Seriously now though, I'm pretty sure this is just an excuse for her to chuck more of a fit any time anyone comments on her weight, what she eats, blah blah blah, cos in reality she's not happy or HAES. Someone who is nowhere near any definition of AN is now claiming it, diagnostic criteria be damned. I don't even know where it came from that she'd lost any weight to kick this whole thing off, she's getting bigger every time I see a photo that's not shooped.
Tess is just this massive foghorn blasting her own narrative and words have no meaning anymore.
Wait- edit... unless there's Reverse Anorexia that makes you gain weight and you have to eat more to lose weight. That must be it.