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- Jan 14, 2020
Deformed LimpPenis current trajectory is quite interesting. Considering that he continues to dig himself deeper down the rabbit hole of perpetual unemployment. Thanks anyways guys, now I have to know more of my tax dollars are going to have to subsidize this fucking bugman.
I remember being 19 and I wasn't sitting around retweeting and giving cringe shout outs to porn stars all day. I was either at work or getting fucked up with my buddies at the bar, since 19 is the age of freedom in Ontario. Though the age of the coof has stripped the ability for people doing that, but considering that Derich has the brain of a 11 year old, doesn't surprise me much.
He has the delict similar to if you could program a robot cooming machine. Essentially broken gibberish that not even the worlds best cryptography experts can decipher.
Now I took the time to review those course codes from @Hadidecount1990 Facebook dig.
I remember being 19 and I wasn't sitting around retweeting and giving cringe shout outs to porn stars all day. I was either at work or getting fucked up with my buddies at the bar, since 19 is the age of freedom in Ontario. Though the age of the coof has stripped the ability for people doing that, but considering that Derich has the brain of a 11 year old, doesn't surprise me much.
He has the delict similar to if you could program a robot cooming machine. Essentially broken gibberish that not even the worlds best cryptography experts can decipher.
Now I took the time to review those course codes from @Hadidecount1990 Facebook dig.
My mode of reference is the course codes from the official 2018 Ontario Secondary School curriculum. That would of been the year he would of been on Grade 10 anyways.
His first period was Grade 11 Travel and Tourism, so Geography but international based.
Second period was Grade 10 Fitness which is an open course.
Third period was Grade 9 Math which he took applied, so community college stream.
Forth period was Grade 10 career studies which is open too.
In this timeframe I am guessing he was in Grade 10, only reason why he could take a Grade 11 course is because you have two open electives you can take in Grade 10 in Ontario. He chose Geography that semester, which there is no Grade 10 Geography course you can take.
Which means that he either failed Grade 9 Academic and they bumped him down to applied, or he failed Grade 9 applied math. Which means that not all chinks are good at Math, hence why his name is Derich.
In Ontario you need 30 credits to graduate, and since you have 4 classes a semester. You can technically fail two without having to take an extra year.
If he is 19 and still is in high school probably meant that he bombed 2 more courses after Grade 10. Which meant he had to take another semester/ 5th year to get to 30 credits. So if he isn't done by now, then he fucked the entire year up, which he would of had to fail 4 more classes after that. Or he could of fucked up in one of the manditory English, Maths, or Science courses. Which depending on class sizes and when a certain course is run, he would of had to do an entire extra catch up year for fucking up in an extra class or two.
These are provincial standards for the OSSD, so he probably fucked something up. I doubt he didn't get the necessary community service hours, considering that you can obtain them VERY easily in Air Cadets. Essentially that is the Canadian version of Boy Scouts, but it's the Air Division opposed to standard Cadets which is like the army version of that.
So my guess is that coomer is a lazy student, and not a full fledged retard. Pretty pathetic considering that I skipped out accumulatively a year, because high school was jokes, and I liked getting high with my buddies. Then still managed to get a scholarship for college. So my guess is that Derich is a slow in the mind, but not slow enough to be taking the short bus every morning.
His first period was Grade 11 Travel and Tourism, so Geography but international based.
Second period was Grade 10 Fitness which is an open course.
Third period was Grade 9 Math which he took applied, so community college stream.
Forth period was Grade 10 career studies which is open too.
In this timeframe I am guessing he was in Grade 10, only reason why he could take a Grade 11 course is because you have two open electives you can take in Grade 10 in Ontario. He chose Geography that semester, which there is no Grade 10 Geography course you can take.
Which means that he either failed Grade 9 Academic and they bumped him down to applied, or he failed Grade 9 applied math. Which means that not all chinks are good at Math, hence why his name is Derich.
In Ontario you need 30 credits to graduate, and since you have 4 classes a semester. You can technically fail two without having to take an extra year.
If he is 19 and still is in high school probably meant that he bombed 2 more courses after Grade 10. Which meant he had to take another semester/ 5th year to get to 30 credits. So if he isn't done by now, then he fucked the entire year up, which he would of had to fail 4 more classes after that. Or he could of fucked up in one of the manditory English, Maths, or Science courses. Which depending on class sizes and when a certain course is run, he would of had to do an entire extra catch up year for fucking up in an extra class or two.
These are provincial standards for the OSSD, so he probably fucked something up. I doubt he didn't get the necessary community service hours, considering that you can obtain them VERY easily in Air Cadets. Essentially that is the Canadian version of Boy Scouts, but it's the Air Division opposed to standard Cadets which is like the army version of that.
So my guess is that coomer is a lazy student, and not a full fledged retard. Pretty pathetic considering that I skipped out accumulatively a year, because high school was jokes, and I liked getting high with my buddies. Then still managed to get a scholarship for college. So my guess is that Derich is a slow in the mind, but not slow enough to be taking the short bus every morning.
I didn't even know this was a phenomenon, but I will have to say that I hope these women keep bilking these losers with such low IQs. Makes for hilarious seethe posting after all.
In Ontario it's actually 40 hours community service, unless they lowered in the last decade or so.
Guess Derichs first starring role will be in a Dan Schindler production.
