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SERFnTERF said:
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Edit: What year would this have been? How old was DSP then? They say a person's signature can say a lot about them. This reminds me of scrawling my favourite bandnames into my high school exercise books.
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The signature would have been 2013 at the latest, with his appearances at the Screwattack Gaming Convention Panel in 2013, MAGFest 2012, Too Many Games 2012, Too Many Games 2011 in New Jersey (circa May 7, 2011), and his mess of appearances in this time period with John. So once again, probably like 2011-13 this signature was given which would have made DSP 29-31.
 
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Y'know, I watch a lot of scambaiters on YouTube, where they call up Indian scam call centres and waste their time.

Phil was just talking about how if he misses the payment on his back-taxes, the IRS will come after him.
What if Phil is being hounded every month by some Pajeet in New Delhi who is telling him that if he doesn't wire them $5000, the IRS will come knocking on his door and throw him in prison?

I know that's 100% NAHT the case, but it was just a very amusing thought.
 
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SERFnTERF said:
Y'know, I watch a lot of scambaiters on YouTube, where they call up Indian scam call centres and waste their time.

Phil was just talking about how if he misses the payment on his back-taxes, the IRS will come after him.
What if Phil is being hounded every month by some Pajeet in New Delhi who is telling him that if he doesn't wire them $5000, the IRS will come knocking on his door and throw him in prison?

I know that's 100% NAHT the case, but it was just a very amusing thought.
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He would certainly be retarded enough to fall for that at some point but I doubt that now. In reality he always backpedals to a mortgage or taxes because it makes him sound like an adult. “I got taxes dood!” Or “I need to pay my mortgage for my house!” (It’s a fucking middle condo)
 
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SERFnTERF said:
Y'know, I watch a lot of scambaiters on YouTube, where they call up Indian scam call centres and waste their time.

Phil was just talking about how if he misses the payment on his back-taxes, the IRS will come after him.
What if Phil is being hounded every month by some Pajeet in New Delhi who is telling him that if he doesn't wire them $5000, the IRS will come knocking on his door and throw him in prison?

I know that's 100% NAHT the case, but it was just a very amusing thought.
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Phil would 100% prefer to look stupid and say he was baited by a call-center scam from Kolkata before he ever admitted he’s been spending tens of thousands on bills wrestling JPEGs.
 
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SERFnTERF said:
Y'know, I watch a lot of scambaiters on YouTube, where they call up Indian scam call centres and waste their time.

Phil was just talking about how if he misses the payment on his back-taxes, the IRS will come after him.
What if Phil is being hounded every month by some Pajeet in New Delhi who is telling him that if he doesn't wire them $5000, the IRS will come knocking on his door and throw him in prison?

I know that's 100% NAHT the case, but it was just a very amusing thought.
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As much of an idiot as Phil is, he's not actually dumb. He is the Scam King after all. The funny brown voice on the other end of the line would send up more red flags than a South Central Blood gathering.

We always have to discern feigned ignorance from actual stupidity, doubly so with him.
 
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With Phil's upcoming "Pay my Mortgage and Taxes" begathon it got me thinking about all Phil's "Save the House" begging lies throughout the years where he claims he will immediately have his condo taken from him if he misses a single payment.

Let's look at his CT property where he stopped making mortgage payments over 2 years ago, and was reportedly skipping payments before that but just enough that it couldn't legally be foreclosed. He could still be living there today if he felt like it. His problem is that they haven't taken the property from him.
 
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LDoncic4MVP said:
I love dissecting pig roach and his bullshit, but he is way too boring and very hard to listen to. The way he just pronounced "odds" made me turn it off. He finally broke me, he is that unbearable.
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I still get thrown for a loop every time he says mayLAY, some things just can't be adjusted to.
 
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Phil talking about his pre-departnership monthly income pretty in depth. Admitted to earning $2000 per month from subs alone.

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Maybe it's finally starting to sink in.
 
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So uh, I just got eradicated from Phil's chat. Juicy LIMB. I said this:
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I did ask Twitch support and they said they don't even understand the question.

But why would Phil want to obscure the fact that he's 100% getting paid? Really gets the noggin' joggin'. :thinking:

I did nothing wrong! I was being a pahsitive polite khantributor in the style of the great Dereesh, dood. Maybe I should have shouted out Luna Mills.
 
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