Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I'm still surprised that he can drive. Guy can't move his eyes and needs to move his head each time to check if a car is coming. His insurance if going to be through the roof because of how possible it is for him to have an accident.
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He can't drive safely but that doesn't stop most people in the US. The driving test is not hard at all (you're usually supposed to move your head in it to show that you're checking blind spots) in many places. And when is the last time your car insurance asked for medical records? They don't care. That risk get spread out into the pool with everyone else.

Once you get a license it is actively hard to have it taken away in the United States unless you get pulled over for DUI. People cause fatal accidents and walk away with their license intact (but higher insurance rates because they do care when they have to pay out). Russ is small potatoes.
 
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Constellationzero said:
He also never tells anyone (including hookers he tries to woo) what he could bring to the table. I imagine even some of the long haul truckers who stop on by have their regular hookers and they have an established rapport based somewhat on this even though it's transactional. Hookers want to expand and maintain steady trade. The client (man or woman) may want some conversation/fun before or after sex. Many clients are executives who simply don't have the time to spare to cultivate and maintain a steady relationship, so this is a workaround.

Wooing words. What's that? We already know he's brought his shitty tard book with him on at least one occasion, so we know he drones on about that and Taylor Swift. Probably drones about his participation certificate on the Greer's fridge from Upstairs Stripmall Collage. I can't imagine him talking about much else. He has no real interests and is very one dimensional.
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That's his having no theory of mind thing. He knows he's the best thing that ever walked the earth, ergo, everyone knows it. He doesn't need to tell anyone.

Being in his company must be like when a friend of mine took a trip down schizophrenia lane. All of a sudden all he could talk about was how the government was lying to us all and the signs were all on youtube because some pop starlight made a devil sign. He went on and on for hours with no capacity for any other subject. He's all fixed now but my stomach still drops when I see him in case I get a four hour refusal to discuss anything until I understand that chemtrails make the earth flat.

It's amusing af at this distance but, my god, I'd not want be stuck in a lift with him.
 
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Drowningman said:
The fact he thinks He is a "Great guy" and having a job as a janitor plus filing lawsuits and writing whacked out books will dazzle and win the heart of a Woman and live in a dumpy apartment is what mystifies me the most.
Has he ever said or shown what kind of car he drives or claims to have?
His dreams of being a big time superstar will make a woman laugh then he will get mad for not taking him seriously (due to He has an disability.)
No woman in her right mind wants to be with a janitor who thinks The Olive Garden is high class.
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Pip Squeak said:
It's horrific
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It does look nasty AF. Especially to a non-American. It looks like unidentifiable lumps of 'meat' smothered in some kind of gray mucoid sauce that looks like an especially nasty mushroom gravy and then a fried egg laid on top.

I wouldn't eat it as prisoner's food, let alone pay money to buy and eat or or cook and eat it.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It does look nasty AF. Especially to a non-American. It looks like unidentifiable lumps of 'meat' smothered in some kind of gray mucoid sauce that looks like an especially nasty mushroom gravy and then a fried egg laid on top.

I wouldn't eat it as prisoner's food, let alone pay money to buy and eat or or cook and eat it.
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You reminded me of Ashens trying American snack foods like spray cheese and microwave Hormel abortions. He was in awe that Americans eat shit like this, and I'm sitting there like I'm American and I don't fucking eat that shit or recognize it as food.

New French Extremity summer blockbuster horror: Baby Birdin' at the Skyline Diner. Barf bags provided with purchase of five dollar Starbucks card.
 
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Constellationzero said:
You reminded me of Ashens trying American snack foods like spray cheese and microwave Hormel abortions. He was in awe that Americans eat shit like this, and I'm sitting there like I'm American and I don't fucking eat that shit or recognize it as food.
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I had to live off spray cheese and crackers for a few days once when my money ran out and I hadn't been paid yet. But that...stuff Russ is eating looks it someone yakked it up first.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I had to live off spray cheese and crackers for a few days once when my money ran out and I hadn't been paid yet. But that...stuff Russ is eating looks it someone yakked it up first.
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Scary thing is, that may be the case considering it's butternut posting pictures of his food. It's the baby bird way.
 
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