Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

Someone on one of Nicks Greer streams who knew Ratface said something like He would eat away from everyone and that area would be a mess afterward. That I can believe with him so big on cereal and that shit he is proud of.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Someone on one of Nicks Greer streams who knew Ratface said something like He would eat away from everyone and that area would be a mess afterward. That I can believe with him so big on cereal and that shit he is proud of.

A coworker from one of his jobs (the office one during the Ariana saga) posted here for a bit and said Russ would eat by himself in a room meant for breastfeeding mothers and leave wrappers and cheeto crumbs and other garbage everywhere.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like an attempt at southern style biscuits and sausage gravy with a fried egg on top for some reason.

It usually looks pretty bad, but it's just a stripped-down thicker béchamel with sausage in it. It looks like he didn't drain the grease and any color the sausage had seeped into the gravy and made it look worse than usual. It's rarely pretty, though.

This is what it "should" look like.

It still has the "kind of like vomit" appearance but isn't discolored or burned.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It usually looks pretty bad, but it's just a stripped-down thicker béchamel with sausage in it. It looks like he didn't drain the grease and any color the sausage had seeped into the gravy and made it look worse than usual. It's rarely pretty, though.

This is what it "should" look like.
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It still has the "kind of like vomit" appearance but isn't discolored or burned.

That is at least recognizable as sauce, not a mat of grey fungus.

 

[White Baby]

It usually looks pretty bad, but it's just a stripped-down thicker béchamel with sausage in it. It looks like he didn't drain the grease and any color the sausage had seeped into the gravy and made it look worse than usual. It's rarely pretty, though.

This is what it "should" look like.
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It still has the "kind of like vomit" appearance but isn't discolored or burned.

Can confirm, when made correctly it tastes really, really good. Imagine kind of a mashed potato and gravy flavor, plus biscuits, with that extra oomph from an American style breakfast sausage. Russ' vomit sludge probably tastes like rotten condensed milk and chewy beef.

 

[Constellationzero]

This should be an approved GITMO "interrogation enhancement technique" if normies get around to standing up to Antifa. Butternut baby birding on camera will be the hottest new thing at every black ops site. A list of approved food vidyas:

* The biscuits and gravy
* Scrapple
* Stouffers Shit on a Shingle
* Armor uncut hobo dicks in a can
* Underwood Deviled Ham
* Skyline Chili
* Gold Star Chili
* Red Baron Taco Pizza
* Olive Garden's Tour of Italy
* Southgate Chili
* Dollar Tree "I can't believe they call that a Steak!"


The approved videos can also double as weight loss motivation or personal esteem motivation materials. So you can say "At least I'm not that guy!" SLUUURRRRP!

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Can confirm, when made correctly it tastes really, really good. Imagine kind of a mashed potato and gravy flavor, plus biscuits, with that extra oomph from an American style breakfast sausage. Russ' vomit sludge probably tastes like rotten condensed milk and chewy beef.

I doubt Russ made that. He can't even make pancakes correctly. It looks to me like he got it at a restaurant.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I doubt Russ made that. He can't even make pancakes correctly. It looks to me like he got it at a restaurant.

Yeah, since when does he own a cast iron skillet? You don't need that for cereal and teflon frying pans are cheaper.

It's a frivolous waste of money he could other spend humiliating himself on the internet and harassing women.

Plus, I see a napkin in the background, and we know he don't roll like that.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

He talks only of how wonderful he is, not what he can bring to a relationship, just how fucking perfect he is. He expects to be idolised. A woman who is his perfect match because she has ovaries and he could use to show off how studly he is would just hang on his every word. She'd never question him or disparage him, her likes and opinions aren't necessary because they don't fucking matter.

This. He's never truly wanted a girlfriend. He wants a fan. He's simply casting for the role of "attractive female admirer and sex toy".

Forgive me for not adding anything new here, but yeah women aren't people to Russ and misogynists/narcs like him. Just a means to an end.

Also echoing the sentiment that he would be a shitty lay. Only his needs matter. Even if he attempted foreplay (very doubtful) no way any girl is gonna come on that limp mouth or those gnarly fingers. Does he even trim his fingernails regularly? I just imagine him jackhammering for 20 seconds, and the sex is done when he's done. why the fuck am I thinking about this god help me

 

[BlerdBjern]

Who puts an EGG on top of biscuits and gravy. I'm not American, but it doesn't seem right. Also isn't the gravy meant to be white/beige? Not brown?

Yeah, good gravy in my experience tends to be a lighter shade... also wouldn't look so slimy.

Also there is just way too much of it IMO.

You want to be able to properly see the rest of the food.

 

[StraightShooter2]

What are the thoughts about Russ getting into sex with animals?

 

[Blasterisk]

What are the thoughts about Russ getting into sex with animals?

It's unlikely he'll find one of his own kind.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This should be an approved GITMO "interrogation enhancement technique" if normies get around to standing up to Antifa. Butternut baby birding on camera will be the hottest new thing at every black ops site. A list of approved food vidyas:

* The biscuits and gravy
* Scrapple
* Stouffers Shit on a Shingle
* Armor uncut hobo dicks in a can
* Underwood Deviled Ham
* Skyline Chili
* Gold Star Chili
* Red Baron Taco Pizza
* Olive Garden's Tour of Italy
* Southgate Chili
* Dollar Tree "I can't believe they call that a Steak!"


The approved videos can also double as weight loss motivation or personal esteem motivation materials. So you can say "At least I'm not that guy!" SLUUURRRRP!

How dare you make that list and not include Spaghetti.

 

[StraightShooter2]

How dare you make that list and not include Spaghetti.

Honestly, can Russ even chew? Or does he just suck it in and let it slowly dissolve in his saliva (with globs likely dripping out of his mouth) before slurping it down his esophagus?

I'm honestly surprised he's even able to eat anything other than baby food.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Honestly, can Russ even chew? Or does he just suck it in and let it slowly dissolve in his saliva (with globs likely dripping out of his mouth) before slurping it down his esophagus?

I'm honestly surprised he's even able to eat anything other than baby food.

I can imagine him drooling digestive juices onto his food and letting it start to dissolve into a liquid, before slurping it up.

 

[StraightShooter2]

A coworker from one of his jobs (the office one during the Ariana saga) posted here for a bit and said Russ would eat by himself in a room meant for breastfeeding mothers and leave wrappers and cheeto crumbs and other garbage everywhere.

All of the Nick Rekieta Law Greerstreams should be here - can you point out which video was the one where the former employer/coworker made an appearance?

rekieta russell greer at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

Edit; Nevermind - I think it's the one which mentions Cory (the name of his old boss)

 

[Constellationzero]

This. He's never truly wanted a girlfriend. He wants a fan. He's simply casting for the role of "attractive female admirer and sex toy".

Butternut wants an obsessive fan, dick dump, and mommy to cook, clean, and launder THEE filthy suit. He's just a waxen, corpselike Larry the Busboy. Except the busboy got Judith Scheindlin Senpai to notice him and call him an idiot while Berd smirks.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So now that Russ has come out as into men, how much would he have to pay you to have sex with him?

 

[JustSomeDong]

I can imagine him drooling digestive juices onto his food and letting it start to dissolve into a liquid, before slurping it up.

Yeah, that was actually something that came to my mind. A notorious drooler with a plate of slimy food? Occam's Razor.

 

[The Great Citracett]

All of the Nick Rekieta Law Greerstreams should be here - can you point out which video was the one where the former employer/coworker made an appearance?

rekieta russell greer at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

Edit; Nevermind - I think it's the one which mentions Cory (the name of his old boss)

The guy I'm thinking of was @SlurpDisRusshole.

He worked with Russ and posted here for a bit. Definitely read through his posts. He's also the one who got us the photo of Russell's paralegal degree.

Because apparently a mail room sorter or whatever needs to have a paralegal degree in his cubicle, next to a signed photo of Ariana.