Ha. Grizzlefly
Russ would definitely be the type to think driving 10-20 under the limit is "safer" when it's actually one of the most dangerous things you can do, esp on a highway/freeway/dual carriageway/whatever you call it in your country
Mother of God, don't let them hear you say that at a Cracker Barrel.
I think you need to talk to a therapist.
Like the old saying goes, if you meet an asshole one in a while, they're probably just an asshole, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, you're probably the asshole.
Just imagine the teleportation computer dealing with a telepod with Russ and a housefly in it. "Nah, that innocent fly doesn't deserve this. Aborting sequence."
Ever see anything from 11foot8.com? I imagine it'd be like that: the same mistakes, over and over, until it becomes positively hypnotic.
Well, that's expected when you're a born loser. To be fair.
I'm always amazed that he can't grasp the meaning of figurative language, even when it's a common expression.
I thought he'd be more unhinged by now. Is it possible there won't be a meltdown this time? Could he possibly be... growing, as a person? Or, more likely, maybe this time he's having trouble targeting something else, something external for his failure? He never submited his Yovanna song to anyone or anything directly, he was just putting it out there on the web hoping to get some visibility and if that visibility never comes he can't really blame that on anyone or anything in particular, right?
Breaking: Known moron who subpoenas sites that talk about his batshit insane antics is impressed with himself for understanding a basic pun and demonstrates his savior complex by being "inspirational"
He hasn't gotten served with the protection order yet. I am sure he's doing dumb shit behind the scenes. It will all emerge like a Navy SEAL with down syndrome flailing his way up onto a beach.
I constantly use the saying "if everywhere you go smells like shit check your shoes."
His best qualities are that he is weak, cowardly, and stupid. Those are negative, but they keep his more psychopathic and violent qualities in check and render him incapable of actually carrying out his dark and perverted desires.
Peanut butter's great with crackers if you're too lazy to make real food.
Today Russ reposted a screenshot of someone else's joke from 2014.
And you know this...how? Did you talk to Russell directly and ask him if he submitted it anywhere aside from his public posts?
Yep. He's still on a narcissistic high and waiting for the song to take off.
That's definitely one of the things that makes Russell a great cow. He consistently tells lies that make him sound even dumber. Like how he didn't lose his first Taylor lawsuit because it was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction (which is what happened,) he lost because he didn't have an HDMI cord to show his digital evidence and he had to run to Radioshack because he decided to wait to print his evidence until just before the trial. It's like, that excuse makes him sound like an unprepared moron, not the victim. And he somehow thinks any excuse he makes excuses everything he does, probably because that's how it worked as a kid for him.
There he goes again. Notice he never posts about anything except how fucking great he is. Everything, no matter what, ultimately comes down to "this is why I make music, this is why I stand up for myself, this is why I pay hookers, I'm just such an awesome dude and the whole world needs to see it." He never posts about something that doesn't involve him. He never says "I hope some sports team I watch does well," instead he'd say something like "I could've played that sport, but everyone on the team in school hated me for being disabled. But I don't let that stop me, that's why I write songs for famous women to show those jerks that I can be something."
His only skill that I've ever consistently seen him have is his ability to phrase what he does in a good way. He always mentions how he's an underdog, inspiring, on the back of his book he calls himself a disability rights advocate, etc. He's very good at phrasing things in a way that aren't lies made up from wholecloth but aren't the whole truth either.
Thanks Russ, but who asked?
