US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

They are so very good at deluding themselves and believing their own propaganda.

Like the drug dealers in Hollywood movies say never smoke your own shit.

Considering the amount of leftists I've talked to that said they could personally watch Biden rape a girl and then still vote for him the next day, this sort of rhetoric just isn't convincing.

I remember watching CNN back in the day before 2016 when I was a Bernie Bro that CNN was showing how Trumpers would still vote Trump after he talked about shooting people on 5th ave and the "grab them by the pussy" tape.

Its such disingenuous bullshit, as if any of these people whining would have voted GOP before. Not to mention DICK FUCKING CHENEY'S DAUGHTER. Are you kidding me? Bush was worse than Trump in every way imaginable. Imagine going to bat for fucking war criminals over someone who makes mean tweets.

Well the long game was keeping the GOP weak also since a GOP filled with cuckolds like Liz Cheney is better for the liberal than a reformed GOP led by Trumpers who are less willing to cuck.

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1392564068272197632

A lesson to learn from the Democrats here, don't bother refuting your opponent's arguments, just make up new shit to win.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Imagine going to bat for fucking war criminals over someone who makes mean tweets.

The trolls on A&H could make the Trump comparison to Biden, of the fact that "Biden's a dotard who's apparently also masterminding the destruction of the country on a weekly basis." That's dumb to think, but fuck, the notion that Cheeto Benito was some God Emperor with the power to end lives globally with a single tweet, is the most retarded thing ever conceived.

I'm making this point in spite of the Russian bounties MSM lie, the suckers and losers MSM lie, drama over pounding a pornstar, and the most egregious: the mythical "Piss Tapes."

 

[General Disarray]

"When you have children coming from dysfunctional homes, when you have children coming from homes where there's no books, where the mother from the time they're born doesn't talk to them -- as opposed to the mother in Iowa who's sitting out there and talks to them, the kid starts out with a 300 word larger vocabulary at age three. Half this education gap exists before the kid steps foot in the classroom."

He's absolutely right about this, though. It's all on the parents. I think myself that they need to start being held accountable when little 13 year old Jamal is shot in the hood at midnight. Pay some goddamn attention to your kids, you pieces of shit. (Sorry, back to the bus commute and see that shit all the time, kids sitting two seats from their "mom" whose nose is in her phone. Poor kids, no wonder they turn out so shitty).

 

[make_it_so]

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What's this? A Ben Garrison cartoon that's actually well made, clever, and isn't completely covered from top to bottom in labels? Wow, that's two so far this year for old Zyklon Ben.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1392564068272197632

 

[pwnest injun]

I remember counting the Biden votes flood in PA over the week despite Trump leading by some 750k by the end of Election Day. Shit is frustrating and I doubt they will ever be able to pull off such a glaringly obvious stunt again. If it is any consolation however you are correct on the Dems digging themselves a very deep hole with their rabid association with Leftists who more than not antagonize the moderates and general public with their ideology that only gets support from left wing media outlets.

I did some napkin math at that point in the night, and with the known # of absentee ballots that had been sent out, the only way that Biden could have closed that lead was if every Democrat voter returned their ballot, every independent voter returned their ballot and voted Biden, and something happened where 30% of the Republicans who requested a ballot voted for Biden /or ~60% of Republicans who requested an absentee ballot did not return theirs. So either the most popular Republican candidate in history lost 30% of Republican voters in PA, or more than half of all Republican absentee ballots were not turned in or "got lost" before counting.

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He never said it wouldn't restart it tho.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Biden taking Neetbux away is probably the best thing that can happen to the GOP.
Promising them gibs for months and then taking them away after a couple weeks is one of the only ways you can get them to not vote in 2022, or worse, and may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, vote Republican out of spite.

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Lol, the people who love fags, dykes, and stronk wahmen all hate the Army.
Americans; sucking your rival's cocks to spite them.

 

[XYZpdq]

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that's just silly
it would be if you denied that it was totally awesome that he did it, that's where you'd get excommunicated

 

[ForTheHoard]

What's this? A Ben Garrison cartoon that's actually well made, clever, and isn't completely covered from top to bottom in labels? Wow, that's two so far this year for old Zyklon Ben.

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[BayView]

The Biden Administration are such chads that they know they're untouchable and they just dab on the cucks.

holy based, how do i embrace the /elitepill/ ?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Lol get fucked Cheney.

 

[HumanHive]

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Something something good and hard.

 

[Michael Wade]

 

[mauggg]

"impacted geographies"

Great band name.

Chase has probably given Buttigieg an "impacted geography" once or twice, if yaknowhuddimean.

 

[Dark Edea]

Im convinced that trump peacefully stepping down completely fucked them over in the long run. They expected anything but that

If Democrats truly believed the winning bet was that Trump would illegally hold onto power, there is no hope for them.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If Democrats truly believed the winning bet was that Trump would illegally hold onto power, there is no hope for them.

It sounds right for the DNC To choose the dumbest possible plan, like Kamala as VP.

 

[Meat Target]

If Democrats truly believed the winning bet was that Trump would illegally hold onto power, there is no hope for them.

They still think he tried to, because muh insurreckshun.

I distinctly remember them saying that he "fled" the White House on Biden's inauguration day. It never ceases to astound me how much Major League Doublethink it requires to be a Democrat.

 

[mandatorylurk]

We're fucked.

 

[Terrifik]

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We're fucked.

 

[chainer]

These assholes paid the goddamn ransom.