US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Miller said:
Don't they have better things to do?
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I've never seen a group so hellbent on fulfilling their own prophecies by proving the people they hate and fear absolutely correct.

"Ah yes, let's make the guy for whom half the country voted (all of whom are scary fascist domestic terrorist insurreckshunists) a political prisoner. Unity™️."
 
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Corpun said:
NO REFUNDS.


I can't wait for ceaseless hacks shutting pipelines down all while Biden and Co. end construction of pipelines, shill for "green" energy, and direct the FBI to raid the wrong houses in relation to 1/6.

Even Carter didn't cuck during the Iran Hostage Crisis. Biden is really aiming for setting the bar for worst president high as possible.
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Lel i called it, there was no way to restart the system so quickly without blowing the dosh some hacker just made bank for life
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From what I read, they didn’t even end up using the decryption key.

EDIT: The optimist in me wants to believe that this is a set up to catch the retards using crypto, effectively ruining the idea that Crypto is secure and safe for the retards that keep championing it and discouraging future ransom ware attacks. Not likely, but I’ll mark it the first of “good things that Biden did”.
 
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Mnutu said:
From what I read, they didn’t even end up using the decryption key.
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The Bloomberg article says they paid the ransom, but the decyrption key was so slow they got online with the backups.

They literally gave the hackers 5 million dollars for nothing. And surprise surprise, Colonial Pipeline is headquartered out of Georgia, where only the most secure things happen.
 
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The Bloomberg article says they paid the ransom, but the decyrption key was so slow they got online with the backups.

They literally gave the hackers 5 million dollars for nothing. And surprise surprise, Colonial Pipeline is headquartered out of Georgia, where only the most secure things happen.
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So you dont even have to be a good hacker to rob 5 million dollars in America, i see
 
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mandatorylurk said:
The Bloomberg article says they paid the ransom, but the decyrption key was so slow they got online with the backups.

They literally gave the hackers 5 million dollars for nothing. And surprise surprise, Colonial Pipeline is headquartered out of Georgia, where only the most secure things happen.
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I'm going with the 3D chess to discredit crypto cope. The alternative is too retarded to bear even for clown world.
 
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Going back to the wind turbines.

1) building them off of Martha's vineyard is a shitty move, but pretty lol worthy

2) Can't build them in the US because green restrictions, so they're being built in China then shipped half-way across the world? (Wind turbines are fucking massive) not very green that...

3) And here's the kicker. When we Brits built one of the largest windfarms in the North Sea, we used the world's best engineers in Germany. So why are America paying China, an enemy, over Germany/Europe, an Ally?

Blatant corruption is blatant
 
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