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So much for not discussing drama anymore.
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I usually see the hallowed rule mentioned around here of "You know Phil is lying when he's talking" and while that's always something to remember, I think a second hallowed rule to place on the list beside that is "Everything Phil shits on, are things Phil also does".

Like holy shit "drama queen bitches who can't make content outside of gossip who just make shit up and speculate for views from kids" nigger you just described your entire fucking begacy in one concise sentence
 
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Hahahah and well... Phil with "TheDevilUK didn't say anything to me!" it's, obviously, a lie. He said that was your fan since 2012.

Anyway:
13/05/2021 11:33:13 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: UncleNox
13/05/2021 11:34:08 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: OMEGALUL
13/05/2021 11:35:25 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @PlayDivinityOriginalSin2 RIP man. You had a good run :(
13/05/2021 11:41:04 AM < thedeviluk: No problem
13/05/2021 11:42:42 AM < thedeviluk: I’m a lurker who knows you need help
13/05/2021 11:44:23 AM < thedeviluk: I’ll shout you an email later
13/05/2021 11:45:08 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: I mean with everything that happened last year and with Tut almost 3 years ago, I would be SUPER paranoid as well.
13/05/2021 11:45:47 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: Snowkarl_ is this you again? Kappa
13/05/2021 11:46:37 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: Jasper Kitty will get more delicious treats <3 dspCozy
13/05/2021 11:47:11 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @barfbishop Nebraska? bawkOmega
13/05/2021 11:48:24 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @DarksydePhil This is just a theory, but IF Twitch were to pay you for April, I'd imagine it will be later than normal due to them referring you to the Legal Department.
13/05/2021 11:49:47 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @Kinggoken They are trying to say "X to doubt" even though what Phil is saying is true that if he raises more money than he needs for his mortgage that it would go to next month's bills.
13/05/2021 11:51:59 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @DarksydePhil Was it @FlashPointJoker question
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Weren't you a fan from 2012? That just checked on Phil because you were busy? Now you're just a lurker???
12/05/2021 1:06:45 PM < thedeviluk: I don’t chargeback. I used to watch Phil on YouTube, but I’ve been busy running a business for 5 years. I check up on him for old times sake, and see that he needs help. This money is nothing to me.

13/05/2021 11:42:42 AM < thedeviluk: I’m a lurker who knows you need help
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Also, OiC deleted a message and timed out those two just by saying "OIC" and "X" when Phil said that he didn't know who TheDevilUK is:
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Phil talking about a Street Fighter cookbook and that he would never use it because "it's so stoopid".

And now he flew into a rant about Poorly Cooking With The King, claiming that it was "all a joke" and he was trying to "diversify his content at the time" which is why he did it.

Nice try faggot, but everybody already knows PCWTK was you showing the world you can't do the most basic tasks in a kitchen that any young teenager can figure out, are complicit in eating food off of your filthy ass floor (seriously do you really think Phil ever spends a goddamn second cleaning his floors? Imagine all the hair and dust and dirt that bread had on it when he picked it up off the floor and then slapped it on one of his sandwiches :cryblood:) and you're too much of a fucking tard to follow simple instructions. You stopped PCWTK because it made you into even more of a laughingstock than you already were and the viewcount on those videos didn't justify the hit your ego took. If you weren't a little thin-skinned bitch and was making good money from that stuff, you'd still be doing it today, guaranteed.

Someone in the chat (correctly) said "you're just fucking lazy" about his intense aversion to learning how to cook, and that prompted his usual "I work SO HARD SIX DAYS A WEEK and only have a day off to spend with MY MOM WIFE" bitching. King of Suffering. Nothing he could do.

And then he follows up that "I WORK SO HARD DOOD" bitching with one of his 30 minute breaks. Hardest working man in America, he just can't find any time in the day to cook no matter how hard he tries.

Laziness is the only reason why you would be unable and/or unwilling to cook. Earnest hard-working people all over the country manage full-time jobs (sometimes multiple part-times) and still make the time to cook something for their families. Cooking isn't hard. It takes practice like anything else in life but it's like driving: anybody can do it, unless they're a feeble sped that needs to be treated like a toddler their entire life. Coincidentally, Phil can't drive and can't cook. Makes you think.
 
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Phil talking about a Street Fighter cookbook and that he would never use it because "it's so stoopid".

And now he flew into a rant about Poorly Cooking With The King, claiming that it was "all a joke" and he was trying to "diversify his content at the time" which is why he did it.

Nice try faggot, but everybody already knows PCWTK was you showing the world you can't do the most basic tasks in a kitchen that any young teenager can figure out, are complicit in eating food off of your filthy ass floor (seriously do you really think Phil ever spends a goddamn second cleaning his floors? Imagine all the hair and dust and dirt that bread had on it when he picked it up off the floor and then slapped it on one of his sandwiches :cryblood:) and you're too much of a fucking tard to follow simple instructions. You stopped PCWTK because it made you into even more of a laughingstock than you already were and the viewcount on those videos didn't justify the hit your ego took. If you weren't a little thin-skinned bitch and was making good money from that stuff, you'd still be doing it today, guaranteed.

Someone in the chat (correctly) said "you're just fucking lazy" about his intense aversion to learning how to cook, and that prompted his usual "I work SO HARD SIX DAYS A WEEK and only have a day off to spend with MY MOM WIFE" bitching. King of Suffering. Nothing he could do.

And then he follows up that "I WORK SO HARD DOOD" bitching with one of his 30 minute breaks. Hardest working man in America, he just can't find any time in the day to cook no matter how hard he tries.
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Lol. At this rate he'll say that the 100+ episodes of DSP Tries It were all just a scripted comedy bit.
 
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Gramh said:
I don't get DSP's hate boner for E3.
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A marathon series of people more successful than him, more respected than him, more famous than him, probably wealthier than him, getting up on stage in front of a fully packed auditorium of people that are eager to listen to what they say and not because they want to spam "X" in chat or laugh behind their back about it. Also it's about video games and he hates video games now, that's another big reason.

I don't see how you don't get it, because it makes perfect sense to me.
 
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