Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Mrs. Addams]

I wonder if the "no masks if you're vaccinated" rule is actually gonna mean anything... Like, is Starbucks gonna keep requiring masks regardless? I'm sure the college-kid barristas don't feel like checking everyone's vaccine card.

 

[NoReturn]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1392900623381803011

So this is how we're heading, huh? If you're vaccinated you get free stuff? Let's keep going. All the vaccinated people can get free UBI and fast food. I'll keep working and eat food that's no 50% fillers. Sound good?

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https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1392935847863934987 (https://archive.ph/Y6n3W)

Fuck you Biden you're not my dad.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Honestly surprised to see them finally saying you don't have to wear masks after vaccination. In related news, I just got vaccinated. Yup. Just now. Anyone have those blank vaccination card pictures? I, uh, want to compare them to mine.

 

[weeeeb]

I wonder if the "no masks if you're vaccinated" rule is actually gonna mean anything... Like, is Starbucks gonna keep requiring masks regardless? I'm sure the college-kid barristas don't feel like checking everyone's vaccine card.

I think it will take a few months for businesses to break free, ironically bigger events like concerts and conventions will be open sooner since they can easily request proof of vaccination.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is this current? I thought the current narrative was that the purple titted three dicked Irish variant made vaccines ineffect and that's why everyone needs, to get 16 jabs, and wear three masks, and eat the bugs, and live in the cuck pods.

This is a bit tinfoil-hat-ish (but that’s par for the course here in the thunderdome), but I think the US Government wanted to announce good news for all the NPCs after the pipeline ransom capitulation and further violence in the Levant is making the Biden administration look extra bad (even to independents and moderate Dems).

 

[Derka Derka]

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I hate having to wear a useless rag on my face that just keeps steaming my glasses and irritating my nose. I have to wear it in university when going up the stars and I can't even breathe. Luckily, nobody really gives a rat's arse anymore and I just take it off when I'm in one of the rooms. I haven't been told off more than once yet.

Go commando! ... your balls will thank you for it.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

This is a bit tinfoil-hat-ish (but that’s par for the course here in the thunderdome), but I think the US Government wanted to announce good news for all the NPCs after the pipeline ransom capitulation and further violence in the Levant is making the Biden administration look extra bad (even to independents and moderate Dems).

Goddamn it I want my thunk provoking reaction back.

Now I want to see some mask karen on youtube now huffing and puffing as they try to play vaccine police and demand a vaccination card from someone unmasked as if they have the power and right to do that.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm sure the college-kid barristas don't feel like checking everyone's vaccine card.

Get with the times, boomer! All the kool kidz need to know who's in House Moderna and House Phizer (liek harry potter lmaoxd!!1!) And who's a subhuman science denying trumpist qanon terrorist!

Honestly surprised to see them finally saying you don't have to wear masks after vaccination. In related news, I just got vaccinated. Yup. Just now. Anyone have those blank vaccination card pictures? I, uh, want to compare them to mine.

Just wait until winter and the flu we defeated with masks. The mRNA vaccines will result in the same complications that kept them out of human trials. But saying that will be a far-right conspiracy. It's actually a super-duper new strain that levelled up to be extra deadly because we didn't have 100% mandatory shots. Can't wait for coof kristallnacht.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Didn’t East Germany have like 1/3 of the population spying on the other 2/3s? This has probably been mentioned dozens of times, but we’re unironically trying to become the GDR.

 

[NoReturn]

Honestly surprised to see them finally saying you don't have to wear masks after vaccination. In related news, I just got vaccinated. Yup. Just now. Anyone have those blank vaccination card pictures? I, uh, want to compare them to mine.

I'm also curious about what, maybe, the front and back look like.
You know, for archival purposes.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm also curious about what, maybe, the front and back look like.
You know, for archival purposes.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wuhan-coronavirus-megathread.65421/post-8793463

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Escaped Abortion]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wuhan-coronavirus-megathread.65421/post-8793463

Do you think the shrink to print paper is similar to the avery name tag 4x3 cardstock? I mean, just curious, I noticed that item has been selling out quickly on Amazon in a time where we don't really need nametags for corporate events.

 

[NoReturn]

Do you think the shrink to print paper is similar to the avery name tag 4x3 cardstock? I mean, just curious, I noticed that item has been selling out quickly on Amazon in a time where we don't really need nametags for corporate events.

I've also noticed a lot of 8x8 paper is no longer in stock at my local Michael's.

 

[Quixotic Man]

It will be interesting to see how long it actually takes for places to actually lift mask requirements.

Someone shoved a middle finger in my face today while I was standing outside waiting for my takeout tacos. I actually am fully vaccinated, but I think people will remain crazy/ virtue signalling for a while.

 

[JosephStalin]

Some Reason articles.

I still don't believe anything this bitch says. STILL not getting any vaccine.

CDC Says Vaccinated People Don't Need To Wear Masks or Socially Distance At All

Local officials should end most pandemic restrictions immediately.

reason.com

CDC Says Vaccinated People Don’t Need To Wear Masks or Socially Dista…

archived 13 May 2021 22:23:47 UTC

archive.ph

The CDC Director Misrepresented the Study She Cited To Justify Her Misleading Estimate of Outdoor COVID-19 Risk

Rochelle Walensky's gloss is puzzling in light of the evidence presented in the systematic review on which she relied.

reason.com

The CDC Director Misrepresented the Study She Cited To Justify Her Mi…

archived 13 May 2021 22:25:20 UTC

archive.ph

Rebekah Jones, Florida's COVID-19 Whistleblower, Seems Like a Fraud

The media fell in love with her. But there's little to her claims.

reason.com

Rebekah Jones, Florida’s COVID-19 Whistleblower, Seems Like a Fraud –…

archived 13 May 2021 22:26:47 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Maybe I need to move to North Dakota. No one here enforces the mask mandate. It is beyond fucking amazing.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Pickle Dick]

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lol, this is implying that virtually all of vox readers (all 100 of them, probably) just hate working, if not everything that makes life so great

sidenote: my arm is sore from the dose, ill be back when its amputated

 

[Terrifik]

Congrats Friends we have reached HIPAA arch of covid now
Which People learning hipaa does jackshit only if want to use.
Mostly used LGBTQ issues