Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

A more accurate version of the first verse:

Yo Yovanna, is it cool if I slobber on ya?
Take a ride on my drool slide.
Your lips look dry, bae.
But soon I'll moisten them.
In a way that helps my disabilitayy.

 

[Russketeer]

Also, e-cigs/vapes are banned but actual cigarettes and tobacco aren't? That's weird.

It's a nod to the Gaming Control Board cracking down on federally illegal drugs at Casino nightclubs/dayclubs/pool parties (some rather funny events at Rio's Voodoo Pool and Hard Rock a few years back were the tipping point). Nightclub industry is a bit of a golden goose for casinos so they have to balance keeping clubs while not risking their gaming license to do so.

Cannabis pens and vapes are pretty much identical to nicotine counterparts, fairly stealth, and similar devices can be used for DMT or salt like substances (now there are nicotine salt vapes). The Vegas dispensaries will sell tons of weed to tourists not caring that they technically don't have a place to use it (private residences only is letter of law). Casinos are getting slightly tougher on hotel hallways smelling like weed, seem to have a big tolerance to vapes and pens on the gaming floor and turn a blind eye, but they have much less tolerance in the casino clubs.

Joints/blunts/spliffs (except with mostly tobacco and a hint of hash/concentrate) tend to be not at all stealth.


Much of that list is an attempt to keep drugs out of the pool club or at least look as if they are making an effort.

For $40 admission Russ would for sure feel owed something when that is a drop in the club $ ocean. Bring on the Russ at the pool saga. News flash, desert is hot!!

 

[StraightShooter2]

It's a nod to the Gaming Control Board cracking down on federally illegal drugs at Casino nightclubs/dayclubs/pool parties (some rather funny events at Rio's Voodoo Pool and Hard Rock a few years back were the tipping point). Nightclub industry is a bit of a golden goose for casinos so they have to balance keeping clubs while not risking their gaming license to do so.

Cannabis pens and vapes are pretty much identical to nicotine counterparts, fairly stealth, and similar devices can be used for DMT or salt like substances (now there are nicotine salt vapes). The Vegas dispensaries will sell tons of weed to tourists not caring that they technically don't have a place to use it (private residences only is letter of law). Casinos are getting slightly tougher on hotel hallways smelling like weed, seem to have a big tolerance to vapes and pens on the gaming floor and turn a blind eye, but they have much less tolerance in the casino clubs.

Joints/blunts/spliffs (except with mostly tobacco and a hint of hash/concentrate) tend to be not at all stealth.


Much of that list is an attempt to keep drugs out of the pool club or at least look as if they are making an effort.

For $40 admission Russ would for sure feel owed something when that is a drop in the club $ ocean. Bring on the Russ at the pool saga. News flash, desert is hot!!

No one at the pool party wants to see this:

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Also, lol at how he has "#poolbody" in that picture.

 

[Meredith Swift]

If Russ did manage to get in, I'd put money on someone "accidentally" making him fall into the pool. He looks like the type to sink like a stone.

 

[StinkySnack]

No one at the pool party wants to see this:

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No one on Kiwifarms wants to see this:

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[DrJonesHat]

No one at the pool party wants to see this:

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Also, lol at how he has "#poolbody" in that picture.

He wouldn't be allowed in because he wouldn't meet the dress code. Or the health code. Or the Morse Code. Any bouncer worthy of the name would realize he's a sex pest and not let him in.

 

[Drowningman]

After re watching his day in court where he was late on the Ariana case, He got deeper into trouble trying to explain to the Judge His explanations backfired 1000% on him.He got damn lucky that Judge ddnt give him 48 hours in county to think about wasting the courts tme with slapping him with a contempt charge..He must think he can use his disability to manipulate a Judge or anyone which he got away with as a kid. If he gets a oral hearing against The Farms,I hope we can hear it when he fails again.

 

[The Great Citracett]

With all these followers he keeps buying, maybe he'd be wise to market songs to the Indian audience...



His followers are just page after page of these guys.

Fitting because his songs are all basically:

He really should take advantage of the Yovanna/vegana rhyme.

 

[StraightShooter2]

With all these followers he keeps buying, maybe he'd be wise to market songs to the Indian audience...

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His followers are just page after page of these guys.

Fitting because his songs are all basically:

He really should take advantage of the Yovanna/vegana rhyme.

Honestly, people who can't read English and know just how awful the lyrics are might be a better audience.

Also, do you think he's buying FB followers as well? Seems like there are people out of the blue liking and replying to his posts who have never been significant for anyone in this thread to have heard of before. (Word on the street is that most if not all of his "real FB friends" were driven off due to his creepy behavior or him blocking anyone who doesn't kiss his ass).

 

[The Great Citracett]

Honestly, people who can't read English and know just how awful the lyrics are might be a better audience.

Also, do you think he's buying FB followers as well? Seems like there are people out of the blue liking and replying to his posts who have never been significant for anyone in this thread to have heard of before. (Word on the street is that most if not all of his "real FB friends" were driven off due to his creepy behavior or him blocking anyone who doesn't kiss his ass).

I'm honestly not sure who his Facebook followers are. Probably just us, redditors, etc. He has driven off anyone who actually cared. He welcomes all followers but constantly bitches that none ever like or comment. And sending a friend request is pretty much an instant block, or an inbox full of thirst, so nobody dares do that either.

 

[DarkAlien]

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*Butt-head voice*
Uhhh, hey baby...
I've noticed you live in Vegas.
I live in Vegas too.
Uh huh huh huh huh...

The only thing worse than being hit on by Russ is being hit on in a pool by shirtless Russ

Safari Ride was written for Ariana to perform, but there's a super old pre-Taylor-suing post of his where he mentioned he was going to try to have Taylor sing it, probably once she was wooed by "I Get You."

I thought Safari ride was for Katy Perry I'm not in the mood to go check.

Dress code includes "no torn or cut off clothing" or "baggy clothing". There goes Russ's entire wardrobe.

Nah, he's got his super suit

Guessing that vapers didn't go to the designated smoking area and would just vape wherever. Vapers tend to think that's fine.

Vapes are also sometimes made/assembled by users and many morons do it poorly and it can be a hazard. Not to mention the ones who make their own gross juices too.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I'm honestly not sure who his Facebook followers are. Probably just us, redditors, etc. He has driven off anyone who actually cared. He welcomes all followers but constantly bitches that none ever like or comment. And sending a friend request is pretty much an instant block, or an inbox full of thirst, so nobody dares do that either.

In one of his recent updates, there was an "Erin Robertson" and "Claire Ritchie" who commented on it.

I did a thread search on their names, and apparently they've been on Russ' friend list since at least 2018. It's possible that they're real accounts, but this makes me wonder if they are trolls, or if Russ himself even creates sock accounts given that he's been caught buying followers on other platforms (and given that he was caught making socks during the Erica saga and pretending to be "a friend" of himself).

 

[Hedwig]

The only thing worse than being hit on by Russ is being hit on in a pool by shirtless Russ


I thought Safari ride was for Katy Perry I'm not in the mood to go check.


Nah, he's got his super suit


Vapes are also sometimes made/assembled by users and many morons do it poorly and it can be a hazard. Not to mention the ones who make their own gross juices too.

No, Katy Perry was the one who never had to sing another sad song. Safari Ride was for Ariana.

 

[AnOminous]

No, Katy Perry was the one who never had to sing another sad song. Safari Ride was for Ariana.

Was that a racist song because he was furious she dated a black guy? It always sounded like it.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Was that a racist song because he was furious she dated a black guy? It always sounded like it.

If he started working on it in 2016, she was dating Big Sean ("saggy pants thug") at the time. Though sometime in 2017 she started dating Mac Miller (who was white).

 

[The Great Citracett]

Was that a racist song because he was furious she dated a black guy? It always sounded like it.

That's my theory. To me it sounds like the singer regrets falling for the black guy, and right when she's been betrayed and abandoned, nice guy Russ swoops in to the rescue and she realizes he's what she's been looking for and then ends the song by saying goodbye to the black dude and warning others not to date him.

Which she does by putting up a sign that says "Don't you enter these waters here be dragons."

 

[StraightShooter2]

That's my theory. To me it sounds like the singer regrets falling for the black guy, and right when she's been betrayed and abandoned, nice guy Russ swoops in to the rescue and she realizes he's what she's been looking for and then ends the song by saying goodbye to the black dude and warning others not to date him.

Which she does by putting up a sign that says "Don't you enter these waters here be dragons."

He could have just said "here be gators" or something - why dragons? His choice of lyrics always seems very weird.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He could have just said "here be gators" or something - why dragons? His choice of lyrics always seems very weird.

Especially considering the song takes place in a jungle and even mentions crocodiles. The rest of the lyrics aren't much better.

Here's the full lyrics, at least as close as I was able to figure out.

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-Safari Ride-

I saw it down in
The jungle of his love
I barely made it out alive
Cause I had met this sweet jungle boy
But I didn't know he was full of many (???)

But I let him be my tour guide
I got caught up in some vines
He left me high and dry
Wasn't until the quicksand
Set in
That I realized I wasn't in love

(spoken) So I just cut myself down and said...

(chorus)
Thank you for
The safari ride
It was such a wild time
I put down a sign said don't you enter this water
Here be dragons
He'll eat you up alive
He'll get you with his pretty eyes
Then he'll drown you with his crocodile lies
Girls, just take it from me
Don't hop on that safari ride

Jumped off of that safari ride
I'm lost but I think I can survive

My little crocodile keeps following me from behind
I invested so much time in him
I just wanna try again with him
But I better not
I might lose a hand
I've already lost my mind

(chorus)

I thought I was in love
Dancing like I was in love
Then his true colors showed
Girls take it from me
Don't you hop on that safari ride
I don't want any other girls to fall for those lies
And those pretty eyes
Put down the sign jumped off the boat and I'm saying buh bye
Buh bye
Buh bye
Bye

I've had the music video almost half done for a few years now. Need to get motivated and finish it.

 

[Miss Misery]

He could have just said "here be gators" or something - why dragons? His choice of lyrics always seems very weird.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_be_dragons

 

[Meredith Swift]

"crocodile lies" ...are crocodiles known for their dishonesty?