Kirby
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2015
I studied many different types of trolling from subtle trolling, ironic trolling, sexual trolling, honey pot trolling, reverse trolling, reverse-reverse trolling, blackmail trolling, blatant weenery trolling and even dabbled a bit into obvious trolling and even subtle unobvious yet discreetly still obvious trolling.
With that being said, your biggest mistake by far with your ruse attempts was going for the overdone half-baked ironically unironic edgy parodic style of bait trolling that newfags and summerfags on 4chan use to pretend to be oldfags in order to try baiting their fellow newfags and summerfags.
Your biggest flaw through this whole fiasco is that you are simply not suited for this style of trolling. From a scale of 1-10, I'd rate your attempts to bait us a solid 4.5 at best. Whether or not your petty insults are ironic or purposely edgy is ultimately irrelevant in the grand schemes of your trolling attempts. Your biggest problem is that your trolling simply lacks both heart and soul. The key thing here is that you failed to properly choose your victims. There are indeed more than a few autistic sperging deviants in specific areas of this forum that you could have properly baited and rustled, but you instead overestimated your ability and instead decided to target this entire forum. This ultimately proved fatal in your rustling attempts as I will now explain.
It apparent to me that your purpose of trolling and shitposting at people in this forum is to get people to approve of you as a rebellious master of ruses. Your motive by itself is both a paradox and a fallacy. You are directing your ruse attempts at people that you know will understand the ironic undertones of your trollish shit posts. In other words, you are purposely hurling bait at fishes that already know not to bite at it, but you're doing it in a unenthusiastically passive aggressive way that you delude yourself into believing dismisses you from being considered an overly autistic tryhard.
Essentially when your desire is to properly troll people, if their response is anything other than a chimp out consisting of anger, frustration and hatred, then you failed as a troll. So many times I see failed attempts like this and all that ends up happening is the troll ends up in the classic situation of being trolled by the people he thought he would troll. You are basically in that situation currently. You are trying to create a delicate balance between being a master ruseman and a blatant edgy tryhard while in the process failing to be either one. One of the keys of being a master troll is to be able to read the mood and atmosphere of the people you are trolling, and if you had been able to do so you would have understood that the only response from people towards your trolling attempts was "barely aware disregard." You failed to do so and are now paying the price. The 14 year old edgemaster on /b/ that spams zippocat in Caturday threads is more successful at trollbaiting than you are.
At this point all I can recommend to you is that you quit trolling altogether or to private message me so we can work together in properly developing and refining your trolling skills so that next time you are more successful.
