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Fill Bern El said:
He could at least try and hide the fact he used a guide this entire playthrough, but no, of course not
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He said he didn't, so that's all the proof you need to know that he didn't. He can't prove a negative, dude. Just like Champions.
Phil's current existence is predicated on what he says being truth, regardless of everything reality indicates.

He also just said "What? They sent weaponized bio weapons?!"
Yes, Phil. The weapons are weaponized.
 
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Gezkill said:
Phil has no idea on the Resident Evil history.

He just asked if maybe the mold was the source of all the viruses.


You fuckers where lucky, theres blood and brain all over my room now.
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DSP has played every single one except like Dead Aim, hasn't he?

He's either incapable of retaining information, refuses to learn it the first time, or both. And it's both.

By the way, how many LIMBs have their been for typing 4000 in chat tonight?
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Phil coincidentally throws a grenade that turns the lights back on at his current boss.

This is the same guy that couldn't figure out how to ask for a passport in Papers, Please

He could at least try and hide the fact he used a guide this entire playthrough, but no, of course not
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Also, after defeating the boss, he said "that's why I saved sniper ammo". He forgot, for a split second, that he should pretend that it's his first time seeing all this.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
DSP acting like a complete asshat clown to a song that actually has quite good singing. DSP has to hate music, I don't understand it. He fakes liking Metallica and gets so much shit wrong about music, and acts like the high notes in the credits song are torture but his "LALALALAALAAAAA" isn't.
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DSP can't risk not getting his $2 on his 1000 view part 35 video. Pennywise pound foolish.
UaineRunei said:
Also, after defeating the boss, he said "that's why I saved sniper ammo". He forgot, for a split second, that he should pretend that it's his first time seeing all this.
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I always love that DSP built his entire model around Day 1 views and then spaces and stretches the playthroughs out so much that it's like weeks after release when he gets to the second half of games.
 
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Gezkill said:
Phil has no idea on the Resident Evil history.

He just asked if maybe the mold was the source of all the viruses.


You fuckers where lucky, theres blood and brain all over my room now.
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To be fair though, the Resident Evil lore is so fucked at this point that after skipping the 6th game I had no god damn clue what was going in RE7.
Imagine my surprise when Umbrella is somehow a counter-terrorists organization and somehow Chris "I punch fucking rocks" Redfield works for them now.
Maybe I'm just as retarded as DSP is, I dunno, but the RE lore went full retard after 4.
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
Strangely calm despite 21/200.

Guessing he's stalling to see if he can milk someone else before a whale comes in with the pre-arranged tip.
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Because if he complains after getting $350 last afternoon he's going to seem like a complete asshole. Can't do that. So expect some quick beg/guilttrip on the way out and a desperation tweet in the middle of the night after he reads about somebody trademarking his name and he owes MidFirst Bank $4,000.
 
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YokuNama said:
Because if he complains after getting $350 last afternoon he's going to seem like a complete asshole. Can't do that. So expect so quick beg on the way out and a desperation tweet in the middle of the night after he reads somebody trademarked his name and he owes MidFirst Bank $4,000.
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Wasn't there one day two weeks ago where he got $750 in the morning and still acted like he needed $200 in the night stream?
 
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Phil's playtime is 13:44.
He points out that it's closer to 17 hours in his videos. So that's almost 4 hours dragged out via talking about money, stalling, and general incompetence. And that's likely all while using a guide. A true master of his craft.

Someone asks if it is a contender for his game of the year and he said it's way to early to make that call. I remember the year God of War came out and every game was compared to it because Phil felt it was his game of the year. And he played it in, what, February?
 
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YokuNama said:
Because if he complains after getting $350 last afternoon he's going to seem like a complete asshole. Can't do that. So expect some quick beg/guilttrip on the way out and a desperation tweet in the middle of the night after he reads about somebody trademarking his name and he owes MidFirst Bank $4,000.
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When has something like that stopped DSP?

This man memoryholed 1000$ the morning after. He's stalling now with his shitty ass review. Matter of time before he begs for the vest to come out.
 
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Gramh said:
Fun DSP trolling: Midfirst coming after DSP for 3k in lawyers fees and 1k in processing fees

Ween DSP trolling: Buying up a lapsed trademark in a hopes that there is any legal recourse to force DSP to....?
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the only 2 things I can think of is that they're trying to force him to change his name on his channels? Maybe? Or maybe they're planning to earn a cut of money because DSP would be using their copyright to earn money? Either way, dumb as shit imo, could spend better time doing something else
 
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