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$5,000 in 2 weeks is not enough in DSP's world. He has BILLS BILLS and more BILLS. Something you children will NEVER understand.

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So he's paid his what, $300 internet bill? Food for two weeks for 2 people, lets make them opulent fucks for $100 a week for $200 total. Condo HOA fees of $350 or so? He's got his what, ~$2k mortgage payment due Saturday unpaid, his ~$300 health insurance payment yet to make, ~$500 for his back taxes plan unpaid. His car payment is what, ~$400? Let's say he paid that. That's less than $2k in bills and expenses paid since the top of the month, am I missing anything DSP? Those real adult bills?
 
$5,000 in 2 weeks is not enough in DSP's world. He has BILLS BILLS and more BILLS. Something you children will NEVER understand.

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"When you become an adult, let me know and I'll unblock you."

Just gonna leave this here... the celebratory birthday week for 39 year old Phil Burnell.
 

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$5,000 in 2 weeks is not enough in DSP's world. He has BILLS BILLS and more BILLS. Something you children will NEVER understand.

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He admits to making 5k in 2 weeks and acts like bills just sucked that shit dry in 2 seconds. I cant believe fall for this garbage. Fucking retards LOL

So he's paid his what, $300 internet bill? Food for two weeks for 2 people, lets make them opulent fucks for $100 a week for $200 total. Condo HOA fees of $350 or so? He's got his what, ~$2k mortgage payment due Saturday unpaid, his ~$300 health insurance payment yet to make, ~$500 for his back taxes plan unpaid. His car payment is what, ~$400? Let's say he paid that. That's less than $2k in bills and expenses paid since the top of the month, am I missing anything DSP? Those real adult bills?
Dont forget his wife works too. This dude apparently has 12k a month in bills
 
I know this will never happen but I wish DSP would just publicly set a yearly tips goal. As much as we say his begging has become completely unmasked, it could definitely get a lot more unmasked tbh.

This shit is just ridiculous.

Guys listen... *snort*, as well all know, I've lost my Twitch Partnership due to the TROLLS constantly attacking, reporting and harassing my business. Wait a sec... we've got some idiots in the chat who think they can derail the stream and talk shit about me *lean in manual ban*. Ack ack ack what idiots dood! They come in here, shitting on MY BUSINESS, don't you know I have a WIFE?! I HAVE A CAT! I HAVE BILLS TO PAY?! Stop being assholes and ruining the stream for everyone. As I was saying, I really need the support guys, I really do. Please BUY IN to the DarksydePhil business, I need your support. Last night I couldn't get any sleep, Kat kept waking up, Jasper was running around the house at 5 o'clock in the morning, I thought he was gonna come in the room and jump on me again guys! But as I was laying in bed, I was thinking... *snort*, I'm going to set-up a yearly tips goal, alright? NOW, before the trolls say "Oh Phil, why do you need to show what you need to make yearly, don't you make $1000,00. every stream?!* No, idiots. I have BILLS, Alright? So, the yearly tips goal I had in mind was $500,000.00. NOW, *snort*, I know what you're thinking, "Phil, do you really need that much?*, of course I do! I have BILLS, my mom-I mean my wife Kat doesn't earn enough money to help support MY NEEDS. So I'm setting up the yearly tips goal to $500,000.00. Sound good? OK. *snort*
 
from an outsiders perspective it looks like the pigroach has a parasitic relationship with his paypigs.
but it`s actually symbiotic: the pigroach loves paypig milking and his paypigs love/need to get milked by the pigroach. its a win/win in my book.

here is the proof: some of them are some excited for the milking tomorrow they cant even get a goodnight sleep. when philbert drains them tomorrow they will feel a lot better and more relaxed.

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it pretty similar to milk-cows. if they dont get milked they will get sick which could even result in death:

"What happens if a dairy cow is not milked?
If a cow, who was in the middle of her lactation and producing eight gallons of milk per day, went for a significant time without being milked, it could cause bruising, udder injury, sickness and, if it continued, could result in death (this would take many consecutive days without milking)."

and since the unpartnering his paypigs are currently in the middle of their "lactation" so philbert is only doing the right and noble thing.
 
Alright, since basic arithmetic is now considered troll activity in the United States of Phil, I'm going to do some quick and dirty back-of-the-envelope math.

First, some begging from May 8th's evening stream:



Uhm.
I, in a very short period of time need to raise a good amount of money to pay my bills that are coming up.
On the 15th of this month, I have to pay my mortgage.
On the 20th, I have to pay a big back tax payment to the federal government.
And all this has to happen on time, or else I get into big trouble.
Okay?
Problem is, I would usually get paid by Twitch to do that!
And it looks like they're withholding my money this month - which is
baloney!
Th-- They owe it to me, they should pay me, but it looks like they're not going to.
So, this marathon - the point behind it, is that people, hopefully, will rally and help support.
I'll have a running tips goal during that marathon for what I need to
raise in order to pay these two things.
Uhm.
*TAKES A SIP*
*LIP SMACK!*

And hopefully, we'll raise it!
And--
Uh.
I'll be in the clear for the rest of the month, and then we will--
*THROAT CLEAR*
Excuse me!
It'll be less pressure for the rest of the month, but I guess we'll see what happens.
Okay?

Now, let's look at DSP's Basic Bills, this is taken from DSP's bankruptcy application.


Mortgage$1,830.00
Home maintenance$360.00
Utilities (electric, gas, water, etc.)$175.00
Food and housekeeping supplies$600.00
Clothing, laundry, and dry cleaning$100.00
Personal care products and services$100.00
Transportation. Include gas, maintenance, bus or train fare$100.00
Entertainment, clubs, recreation, newspapers, magazines, and books$100.00
Health Insurance$307.99
Vehicle insurance$200.00
2018 Back Tax Payment$500.00
Car payments$380.00
Cell phone$160.00
Misc. & Personal Hygiene$100.00
Pet food/pet care$100.00

According to his bankruptcy application from January 2020, DSP's Basic Monthly Bills comes out to $5, 112.99. His internet bill isn't included in these numbers, so add around $400.00, to bring the Basic Monthly Bills total to $5,512.99.

Some of the figures may have changed, the biggest deviation would probably be that the monthly payment to the IRS have increased since DSP had his tax guy add the 2019 Federal taxes to the back taxes payments.

From April 21, 2021 (when his Twitch partnership was revoked) to May 13, 2021 - DSP has made $9,878.00 in straight cash. (April 21, 2021 tips total: $1, 122 + April 22, 2021 - May 13, 2021 tips total: $8,756)
(If a grownup would like to correct any of my maths, I'd appreciate it, but I'm pretty confident in my cipherin'.)

Now, here's where the grift is:
On the 15th of this month, I have to pay my mortgage.
On the 20th, I have to pay a big back tax payment to the federal government.
And all this has to happen on time, or else I get into big trouble.

Structured payments are usually set to be paid on the same day of each month. So that means that his mortgage and his monthly back taxes payment had already been made when Twitch kicked him out of the partnership program.

Which means that the near $10k he's raised in less than a month is more than enough to comfortably cover his bills for May - including his mortgage and back taxes payment.

The Grift Continues . . .
 
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Typically when someone proclaims doing a marathon, they are putting up the concept that they will be doing a longer special event taking small 10 minute restroom breaks throughout giving a somewhat unfettered block of content (like some streamers will do a 24 hour charity stream marathon or the like). When DSP does this however, he fails to understand what exactly makes marathon style content a special event and the most he'll forgo of his downtime for the day is maybe cutting his 2 hour dinner break down by about half but throws a few more 20-30 minute breaks in to make up for it.

When his "MARATHON STREAM" is over I'd really be curious to know the exact amounts of time that were spent on prestreams and breaks compared to actual "gameplay" (and I use that term loosely)
 
Those are autistically inflated bills too, $100 a month on Entertainment? Personal care products? Dude certainly isn't drycleaning a damn thing. It's petty but that's like, $300 a month in bullshit bills that don't exist for this dude.

Edit: And he also rattled off on a more recent prestream after being baited to talk about his marathon goal which bills were due and which he had paid already because he was absolutely incensed that someone suggested that if he got paid by Twitch what was he going to do with the extra money.
 
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