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YokuNama said:
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"I really appreciate that people are planning on being supportive tomorrow."


His paypigs have likely already told Phil in his private faggot discord, or through email, what amounts they're all sending him and possibly even when they will send it so they can milk the rest of his audience as much as possible. And also so Phil knows to pretend to be surprised.

I'm not being a conspiracy theorist either, Phil has been proven to do this shady shit with them behind the scenes; his whales and mods are all in on the scam and fully get his "taxes" hustle. They just don't give a fuck because they're equally scummy and pathetic.

The ones they really try to target are his fanbase who clearly have handicaps. Like the "Rob on Wheels", and the "Jeremy May"s who don't understand the scam. And the other group is the casual fans who maybe watched Phil years ago and heard second hand that he's "about to lose his house" or is being "bullied by trolls" so they will stop be and tip him, unaware of things which we know.
 
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hundredthousand said:
I'm not being a conspiracy theorist either, Phil has been proven to do this shady shit with them behind the scenes; his whales and mods are all in on the scam and fully get his "taxes" hustle. They just don't give a fuck because they're equally scummy and pathetic.
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Look at Emerald 7 dude whales out on DPS gives him enough cash to pay for what the 12k he said he owed in back taxes. 3 months after he got that cash he is on stream ranting and raving that he has not been able to spend one dime to catch up on his taxes and he was back to tax begging again.

Any amount of money he makes today will be memory holed in a few days. When the 15th comes back around we will get another marathon especially if his $400 goal a day slows down.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
i like how he always forgets to do his gay-ass NO cam before he answers then he has to go back and fiddle with his OBS for like 10 seconds until he gets it up then do his stroke lipped NOOOO
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Once again, epic quality content from Phil.
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Rational people would immediately smell something piggy about this. But again, rational people don't donate to Phil.

I agree with Nigel. Phil is planning some escape plan in the event this all blows up in his face.

Or, could it all be a way for Phil to generate attention by the backlash to get more people attending his stream? But again, is Phil that smart?
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
"the Mass Effect Marathon will be great fun"

By fun, he probably means play the game as slowly as possible, pretending he loves Mass Effect by poorly explaining the story/lore, and bitching about how outdated ME 1 is despite the changes made in the Legendary Edition getting showered with 1000s of $ while being a lazy slob.
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Buckle up boys. We’re about to see some real scummy behavior, even for DSP. (Terrifying that I’ve made this exact comment before, and that was nothing compared to what this Marathon holds.)

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Something you children will NEVER understand
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One day, you guys are going to grow up, get a cat, fail to pay your taxes, and file for bankruptcy. Then you’ll know what adulthood is, kids.
 
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UsedUp said:
I have a funny feeling that just during pre stream alone he will hit $1000. If he can cry like he did a couple months ago, today he should he bawling his eyes out before the end of the marathon.
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Yeah I'm expecting the "sock account benefactors" to be out in full force during his shameful spectacle tomorrow.

"I just created this twitch account so I can send you this $500. Been a fan since 20XX."

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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
bitching about how outdated ME 1 is despite the changes made in the Legendary Edition.
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That's what gets me, any game that's older in the series he calls "outdated" even if the newer game in that series introduced no new mechanics and no QoL improvements. I remember in one Nier Replicant prestream he talked about how compared to Automata it's not as "modernized". I wondered what he meant by that since they modernized the combat to be more like Automata and the framerate wasn't tanking all the fucking time like it did in the PS3 version, which are the two things that were janky in it in m experience. Then he said that it's not "modernized" because unlike Automata it doesn't have fast travel and most sidequests are boring fetch quests. I couldn't help but shake my head because those are the same problems Automata has. Hell, you unlock fast travel much sooner in Nier than in Automata, in Automata you unlock it when you're about 3/4ths way into Route A, while in Nier you unlock it when you're not even halfway into Route A.
 
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