[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%

  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%

  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%

  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%

  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%

  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%
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tzgnilki said:
edit: it took dave a week to figure out (mortgage + back taxes PAYMENT) - extra money he "made", but this figure will remain top secret until tomorrow
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He's setting up for the goal to be the entire amount of his mortgage and tax payment, even though he exceeded the goal every day on average over the last two weeks. As predicted, Phil spent 100% of the tips he's raised and saved nothing towards bills. He seriously can't control himself.

I think the future is bright for the DSP detractor community. Phil's gacha spending appears to be spiraling and his begging is only going to get worse in the coming months. Its an autistic feedback loop - the more money he gets, the harder he spends. The harder he spends, the harder he begs - and harder he begs, the more money he gets.
 
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Salubrious said:
Any predictions for how much actual gameplay we are getting today? Not necessarily time (I expect the time to be roughly the same as any other day), but how much of the game he gets through?
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With how the playthroughs have been recently, I'm prepared for an unholy amount of time when he gets on the Citadel just walking around and talking to NPCs. If he reads the encyclopedia logs it could be the majority of the stream.
 
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I had some sympathy for this guy as someone who has gone through (legitimate) financial stress; however there's no fucking way he hasn't "figured out" this financial knot at this point. And I don't mean "figured out" in the sense that he's out from behind the 8-ball, but someone who is living within their means given their current financial stressors. Losing the partnership is definitely a hit to his finances, but if he truly is "a business" then he should have gotten his act together and made sure not to leverage himself out so poorly.
 
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ANDS! said:
I had some sympathy for this guy as someone who has gone through (legitimate) financial stress; however there's no fucking way he hasn't "figured out" this financial knot at this point. And I don't mean "figured out" in the sense that he's out from behind the 8-ball, but someone who is living within their means given their current financial stressors. Losing the partnership is definitely a hit to his finances, but if he truly is "a business" then he should have gotten his act together and made sure not to leverage himself out so poorly.
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He spends tens of thousands of dollars on a WWE card game. Do not even approach feeling bad for him
 
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ANDS! said:
I had some sympathy for this guy as someone who has gone through (legitimate) financial stress; however there's no fucking way he hasn't "figured out" this financial knot at this point. And I don't mean "figured out" in the sense that he's out from behind the 8-ball, but someone who is living within their means given their current financial stressors. Losing the partnership is definitely a hit to his finances, but if he truly is "a business" then he should have gotten his act together and made sure not to leverage himself out so poorly.
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People have literally given Phil upwards of a million dollars over the course of his gaming “career”. He has squandered every opportunity handed to him with his terrible spending habits. And by now he takes being given huge amounts of money for granted, now more than ever, so don’t think he’ll put the recent donations anywhere meaningful.
If he really was as financially distraught as he claimed ( he isn’t) it would be his fault and no one else’s.
Tevin said it better than me, but whenever Phil wants a huge amount of money, he always brings up a crisis scenario that’s obviously not going to happen. That way, when it doesn’t happen, he can brag about “surviving” it.
Like the Save The House stream.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
No joke. His content is now completely about money. Tune in to see how much money I ask for and which person donates X amount.
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Which is precisely what makes his paypigs such fucking idiots long before we get to the part where Phil's lies are so fucking blatant. Phil is the who asks you for money, you tell him to go make a viral video instead of beg, and he begs in the video instead of trying to being entertaining enough that begging isn't necessary.

It's like he's fucking allergic to even the tiniest bit of work, and the retards give him what he wants instead of making him follow the same rules everybody else does. Just like his parents.
 
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Alright, this convo between that Jeremy May guy and a detractor proved to me that he's a troll. No way this wasn't intentionally funny.

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Poor Leanna, the only way she'd ever get "banged up" in that household was if she fell down the stairs.
 
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SERFnTERF said:
I think the goal is confirmed $3000. But I'm not sure where/when he said that, but everyone else is parroting it.
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Edit: My browser was scrolled down slightly so it cut off the goal at the top of his stream, lol.
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The sheer balls on this guy. “It would have been more”. Meaning he was tempted to put way more.
 
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