Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
So no, this bitch has not lost enough weight to warrant the diagnosis no matter how she shoops herself.
I think someone mentioned it in passing. Saying something like "you can't have anorexia, haha and atypical anorexia doesn't seem to be correct also. So binge eating disorder sounds right."

So she latches onto the one that gives her pity points. Because binge eating disorder sounds gross (not saying it's not real, but it's a bad sounding name for a real disorder.)

I also think it's a grasping bloody finger tip hold on the edge of fame. Look how people responded, they could have ignored her insanity. But no she gets interviews. It won't last.

I guess it's a trade off for her to hold onto "fame" even though she's a laughing stock to normal people that know what anorexia looks like. Even if you don't know anyone in real life you've seen the images on TV etc.

Per usual I feel sorry for her kids. The lunacy is strong with this one.
 
Isn't this internalized fat phobia to want to have the "skinny girl" ED?
Yes, and even by her specifically saying anorexia nervosa, she's trying to eschew the 'fatter' anorexia. What we can take from this is that it's clear she despises being fat. No matter how loathsome she is to all others around her (including a small, vulnerable child, somehow in her sole care), she likely hates how she looks. Which given she is a life long bully, is bad news- as the go-to seems to be to push her aggression outwards.
All of this would be a lol if there weren't two kids involved, and if our consoomer culture wasn't such that it depended on her for clickbait bullshit to appease a larger female audience.
I wonder what Paris Hilton thought of her, as an observer and a savvy/intelligent person, who has actually been through abuse (teen camp stuff she related recently).
It'd be great for her to do an expose but again, given enormously fat is somehow now a marginalised class, it would never be received in good faith.
 
The best reaction yet to Tess's announcement.

Thanks for the recommendation! I really like this lady's sense of humor and willingness to call Tess out on her bulshit. I wonder if she has an account here. She also has videos on other cows like Amberlynn, the Slaton sisters, Trisha etc.

 
Thanks for the recommendation! I really like this lady's sense of humor and willingness to call Tess out on her bulshit. I wonder if she has an account here. She also has videos on other cows like Amberlynn, the Slaton sisters, Trisha etc.

I honestly don't think so, I compare what she says in her videos to what we discuss on KF but she always talks about subjects we missed or doesn't bring up everything we discuss about Tess. She could have easily pulled hundreds of pictures of evidence of Tess' lies especially her Instagram stories that were archived on the farms but she doesn't, she just showed her tiktoks (that we don't post most of the time)

But I really like how she calls Tess out for being fake queer, it's a taboo among the LGBTEW groups to question one's sexuality even when they're obviously lying. Michelle doesn't give a fuck and gets a black woman pass which she uses well lol.
 
If anyone wants I can listen to the Paris podcast again this weekend and do a proper recap, but honestly it’s just fatty blowing smoke up her own ass but had it a couple things of note.

Not sure if Paris was just a bit what the fuck is going on over this ana bullshit but the guy who was the cohost basically carried the whole interview. Pairs seemed guarded and not interested in having a flowing conversational interview with Tess but once the Ana stuff was out the way Tess talked about her mom being shot, got flirty with the cohost (he said he would go on a date with her) and forgot she was meant to hate food to the point of fear lol
 
This is just embarrassing for her guests.
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I was waiting for this one. Michelle is such a shitlord. <3

Thinking about it ... I can believe some well-meaning (or tragically bad at their job) counselor or dietician told her that she could have atypical anorexia. If you remove the weight criteria, it's possible that Tess secretly has anxiety about her size, intense fears of gaining weight, etc. At her size, more weight would cripple her.

But her brand is being fat; she's surrounded by enablers; and unlike a 70-pound skeleton girl, she does need to lose weight. So a natural fear, a natural concern for the future, ends up being treated as a pathology.

2021 in a nutshell, really.
So, if you are on a diet for medical reasons, be it losing weight, diabetes, epilepsy, intolerances etc, it is pretty normal to struggle with it emotionally and even start having disordered eating habits. Conventional ED therapy might not help because the patient has a legitimate need to control their diet, and the challenge is to keep a balance of physical and emotional health. Diabulimia is an example of it.

I absolutely believe that Tess has anxiety about her weight and an obvious eating disorder. I even believe a therapist tried to advise her about it. She's also a self-centered cunt with a pathological need for attention and no regard for anyone but herself so she would never dare being authentic and genuine to anyone. So she has to mask it in some exaggerated anorexia claims.

It must be a lonely existence, having to be "on" all the time and never letting your true self out, not even to your kids.

I honestly don't think so, I compare what she says in her videos to what we discuss on KF but she always talks about subjects we missed or doesn't bring up everything we discuss about Tess. She could have easily pulled hundreds of pictures of evidence of Tess' lies especially her Instagram stories that were archived on the farms but she doesn't, she just showed her tiktoks (that we don't post most of the time)
But I really like how she calls Tess out for being fake queer, it's a taboo among the LGBTEW groups to question one's sexuality even when they're obviously lying. Michelle doesn't give a fuck and gets a black woman pass which she uses well lol.
Michelle is also a great example of actual body positivity. She advocates for exercise and health, regardless of your looks, she talks of sustainable diets and moderation, she doesn't shame anyone who doesn't spread lies, and honestly muscular women get way too much shit and it's good to see someone speak up about it. If there's a group of people who deserve some body positivity, it's muscular women.
 
Is this guy somehow relevant or is he a has-been? I'm not a fashunfag, so no idea who's who.

Also lol at her amazing podcast. Episode 11 and she has just over 600 subs.

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He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.
 
He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.

He also designed a watch for the Nickelodeon Channel's Nick at Nite arm back in the 90's. He's Like a budget Bob Mackie.
 
udders out on display. Classy!
Isn't it funny how huge she usually makes them look like, but here she's wearing a plain little bra, and yet it fits her nevertheless.

And I'm still not convinced she has anxiety. One of the characteristics of bed is eating in secret and feeling shame for it.
And this is so far from the truth here.
 
And I'm still not convinced she has anxiety. One of the characteristics of bed is eating in secret and feeling shame for it.
And this is so far from the truth here.
I mean, I always just assume that she's lying and making up stupid stories about everything in her life. Once you notice all of the glaring and flagrant contradictions about her recounting of her life growing up, her relationships, her social media nonsense, her income/work, and her interviews, there's simply no reason to believe anything she says.
 
there's simply no reason to believe anything she says.
You can believe photos where she eats, though. Not in secret, not following it with dieting or not-eating days, this we know thanks to her excessive photos - which only corroborate with her, in my opinion, self-obsession.

Re:podcast
I was curious how was she sitting this time (no hooves :( , but plenty of candies and what seemed to be wine on the table), so tried to find a preview on the progression bar. And then the video started playing, so I unfortunately caught bit of the dialogue.
Where she asked “im curious, what do you think, how old I am?”, for which the guest answered cheesily “I guess you're in your twenties?”. Followed by the satisfied giggling “awww nah I’m thirty five...” - and there I stopped.

World changers, amirite.
 
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calling AAN "anorexia" is a misleading and selfish though. it's like calling a benign melanoma (a mole) terminal cancer instead.
AAN is still a form anorexia though, many people clinically diagnosed with AN eventuality get moved to the AAN category after recovery due to periods of relapse; and many who start with AAN slip into full blown AN over time. Either way the diagnostic criteria requires significant caloric restriction and weight loss, even within the binge/purge subtype. All of this along with many comorbid issues like anxiety and depression.

Tess meets none of these criteria and why she is deluded into thinking that she does is a cosmic mystery. No doctor worth his license would diagnose Tess with any restrictive type ED.
 
He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.
LMAO that a washed up has been from a generation ago is the best Tess can do after her big anorexia reveal. I also notice her celebrity BFFs like Rumer Willis and Zelda Williams are no shows.
 
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