With things being a little slow right now, I thought folks might enjoy a little stroll down memory lane.
Did you know, boys and girls, that right around this time last year, Preston Poulter
@PocketJacks became the Dark Lord of ComicGate, with our very own Queen Boudica
@VIkkiVerse his Dark Ladyfriend?
It's true! Oh, it was back in the ancient times, the savage times.
But how did it all come to be like that? Preston, the King of ComiCsGate??
Well gather round all, and hear the tale!
It all began on April 24th 2020.
@Mister Dongs, show us!
(Let's have a hand for Mister Dongs, who braved Boobtube flaggotry threats from the DFEing orange-utan
@Tyne himself to bring us this information)
Here you can relive the precise moment when Liam Gray (who in Frog's words was CG's Jerry Springer at that time) was bamboozled and flabbergasted live on-air by the Preston Poulter BOMBSHELL, dropped by Rich Johnston of Bleeding Cool, that Comicsigates had been trademarked.
Yes, the dastardly would-be canceller Preston Poulter had TRADEMARKED 'Comisncisgate'!!! BWUHHH??
And bwuh was indeed the reaction throughout the CG community, waves of bwuh through all the little streams, the little CG people trying to figure out the difference between copyright and trademark, vowing to change their name to something else creating a possible cat-and-mouse game with Poulter, and many other very clever CG-level ideas about what to do.
But there was a lady of the night attached to Frog, Sheila Allen
@H0stile, and SHE had a plan.
Now I can't get into it all, it's too gross, not with youngsters like Narzack and Nasser here.
But it's all on the farms, and those of us who know, know.
And so, in the early weeks of May 2020, it seemed a glorious new post-Frog age was emerging in ComicGaStES.
@TheCosmicWarrior knows - he was in like Flynn!
But then one day, all of a sudden, a little thing happened called- cover little Narzack's ears! -
THE PEGGENING.
Let's not get into THAT in too much detail!
And so, skipping a bit, on the 18th May 2020 the blushing King Preston came to the pulpit to address his shocked, confused yet expectant Comicsgate(TM) subjects:
I was there lads! I remember it all... it was so funny.
Maybe you had to be there. But let me leave you now, by sharing this one particularly enduring memory of mine, that burns like a flame.
It was just a single comment on Preston's video from the day when he announced the trademark, and became King.
This of course is a reference to the famous line from Dad's Army:
For the life of me lads, I can never stop thinking about this one little comment from poor Penddraig.
It burns in my memory lads, it burns!
For as we know now, and as poor little Penddraig was soon to find out... the new King Preston did like it up him.