Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

Lurker said:
a few days ago i got the second Pfizer vaccine, and i can honestly tell you that it not only killed me. twice. but it also caused me to have canceraids and super autism. and it made me troon out.

so all in all, not too bad.
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It's nice how instead of needing expensive surgeries in Thailand, the vaccine just shrinks and then removes your dick and balls for you, right guys?
 
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Fwiffo said:
No, ding dong, you do the mask thing and social distancing you keep OTHERS safe as well. It is very very easy to be an asymptomatic carrier where you feel totally fine and nothing bad happens to you. Hooray, right? Well no, because you can give it to someone totally unwittingly who then has a much worse infection from you. Since you showed no symptoms, you didn’t think to stay home or isolate.

That’s why you wear masks. This has been explained since the early days of the pandemic. So either you have a very short memory, you’re deliberately being an ass, or just tremendously dumb. So unless you want to keep wearing the mask forever, get your shot.
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Which is why I'll keep wearing masks and social distancing. Not like it changed much about my lifestyle anyway.
 
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So I got my first vaccination shot
earlier this month and I've got to say there's
nothing sillier than the idea that the shots contain some sort of
damned nanorobots that can somehow control or

harm you at the behest of some shadowy cabal of
elites or political leaders. That kind of thinking is
lunacy and I think those who think that sort of thing should
probably get on some meds.
 
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Schlong song said:
5G towers being vandalised by people was a cover story because the Mk1 versions were susceptible to overheating and catching fire.

Flids exist because people took a medication that they were told was safe (it wasn't).

COVID was made in a lab and released accidently, almost exactly the same as OG SARS was.

"save granny" and "do your bit" are consumerist, corporate mantras designed by social compliance officials to get you to consume more. It has fuck all to do with the health of people. If it did have anything to do with the health of a nation/the west, then why was Mcdonalds one of the only restaurants allowed to remain open during the lockdowns? (UK here) because nobody fucking NEEDS Mcdonalds when theres a pandemic on.

Diabetes and obesity related illness kills more people in the west, every year, than covid has world-wide, or will kill world-wide, in two years. That's not to say we should ignore covid, but the extreme response to one and the ignoring of the other is sad. "wear a mask to save a few 100,000 people", "make sure to keep consoooming mcdonalds during the lockdown though. Ignore the millions that die from obesity and diabetes"
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Wow one of the few takes I agree with. Fatties are more long term and more widespread, though, so a direct comparison is not fair - not to diminish the purely evil companies which create this problem.

Pandemics have the probability of exploding to levels that make modern life impossible, which is the concern. They were fucking desperate to allow pubs to reopen, and any criticism of the UN and its absolute fucking catastrophic failure is not permitted on Facebook or the like (whereas pretending the virus doesn't exist is entirely permitted)
 
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Our favorite schizo mom dontmetalwithme thinks Morgellan's are an actual thing. Smelling munchie crossover.
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She is also shilling Arbonne products like any sensible quack would do. https://www.arbonne.com/us/en/arb/aprileggler/ (Archive)

She also thinks 5G causes stuttering.
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On that note, a thread on 5G nutjobs, if there isn't already one, could be good.
 
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Willie Thrills said:
Wow one of the few takes I agree with. Fatties are more long term and more widespread, though, so a direct comparison is not fair - not to diminish the purely evil companies which create this problem.
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The comparison with obesity-related illnesses is a good one, but not in the way they'd like.

Diet and lifestyle are left up to personal responsibility. We can all see the results, because people are fat as fuck now. If we avoided any government intervention and left COVID-19 up to personal responsibility, that shit would easily have completely spiraled out of control to the point where our hospitals collapsed.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
The comparison with obesity-related illnesses is a good one, but not in the way they'd like.

Diet and lifestyle are left up to personal responsibility. We can all see the results, because people are fat as fuck now. If we avoided any government intervention and left COVID-19 up to personal responsibility, that shit would easily have completely spiraled out of control to the point where our hospitals collapsed.
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Still might. Probably not, though, it seems to mostly have become a human infection.

I have no idea what's wrong with A&H who seem to think a virus which has killed 0.3% of Hungary is nothing, but I guess arguing with them gets you negative redditor points.
 
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garakfan69 said:
So he was a globalist from birth with his globe rattle? What is Ben even trying to say with this?
I need more labels.
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I remember when Gates was saying that lowering child mortality rates in developing countries would encourage people to have fewer children and rightoids were all like 'ZOMG HE WANTS TO DEPOPULATE THE WORLD". At first I thought they were just being dense, but now I understand. Less people dying in early childhood means women aren't pressed into popping out children from menarche to menopause, which means they have more rights and opportunities, and that's terrifying to A&Ncels.
 
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John Merston said:
I remember when Gates was saying that lowering child mortality rates in developing countries would encourage people to have fewer children and rightoids were all like 'ZOMG HE WANTS TO DEPOPULATE THE WORLD". At first I thought they were just being dense, but now I understand. Less people dying in early childhood means women aren't pressed into popping out children from menarche to menopause, which means they have more rights and opportunities, and that's terrifying to A&Ncels.
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Unfortunately he never understood sub-Saharan African culture though. Doesn't matter if child mortality rates go down, doesn't matter if women are more educated, doesn't matter if women have access to contraceptives. Men get into competitions with their other male family members about how many babies they can have.

We introduced fertility to Africa and damn if they didn't fuckin' rocket that shit to the moon
 
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