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He was huge in the 90s, I remember seeing his clothing all the time in Vogue and Harpers Bazaar. How the mighty have fallen. It's sad he's stooped to her level.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Sad that he has to pander to the woke fat crowd. They are NOT models. Models can make cheap clothing look expensive. They make the mundane desirable.
Fun fact: the multiverse was a model when young. The multiverse is An Old and still gets stopped on the street, asking where they get such and such an item of clothing. And sometimes it is expensive, but oftentimes not. The model makes the clothes, and makes them look good no matter the brand or luxury level.
Tess has modeled clothes, but never had she made them look desirable. She failed at her single goal: to be a model or an influencer. Because she makes nothing she wears look better; her lifestyle is anything but desirable.
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I follow a few of the big 80s-90s models on IG, and they are still beautiful and elegant in t-shirts, jeans, and no makeup.
All I think when I see Tess is FAT and how much her knees and feet must hurt. I rarely notice what she's wearing unless it's extraordinary clownish.
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I've been wondering what they were up to. Got any screenshots?
Well it has gone beyond fat into some mass of blubber.
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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!
she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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One would think that a super successful single mawm suppahmoddle icon wouldn't have time to engage with "clowns". Anyone standing behind their diagnosis (or lack there of) would just ignore the haydurs.
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I love how she never acknowledges the vast amount of pictures on social media of her gleefully diving face first into cakes, pasta,pizza, fast food, and booze. Moreover, I'm surprised she hasn't been called out on it more. Maybe she has, but obviously not enough to stop people from just blindly believing her story.
My babysitter growing up was like this! Around 60 and absolutely gorgeous in old Calvin's and a white t shirt. She did my hair so carefully and with such love for my choir concerts and school formals, giving so much attention to details. She was truly an artist at making things beautiful and appreciating beauty. She would be absolutely flabbergasted with trashy Tess.
Models are artists. Ryann is a sideshow freak the professionals are just humouring for money. It's like gaslighting- like Julianna/ComfyFat's 'trans non binary male's identity. No one really thinks it's real. It's all just humouring them, when the truth is staring them in the face.
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But I thought that admitting her anorexia (my eyes rolled so far back in my head typing that I could almost see out of my ass) was how she was taking care of herself?
But she's so woke. Don't forget it!
Eliquii is trash except when they stoop to hire her again.
But she's a mawm. Goddamn it Rylee, you don't want to be on social media anymore? You little shit after everything I've done for you. Just a thought about what it might have been like.
Nick was so abusive!
And lastly, clown world.
I included the second definition but I usually think of the first in regards to petite. IMO.
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But she's so woke. Don't forget it!
Eliquii is trash except when they stoop to hire her again.
But she's a mawm. Goddamn it Rylee, you don't want to be on social media anymore? You little shit after everything I've done for you. Just a thought about what it might have been like.
Nick was so abusive!
And lastly, clown world.
I included the second definition but I usually think of the first in regards to petite. IMO.
Edit cause I'm the dumb at spoilering
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In terms of height, petite refers to women who are under 5'4, and Tess claims to be 5'5. Of course there's nothing remotely petite about Tess other than the fact she probably actually is 5'3 and lies about her height.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Women after menopause start to get shorter in height due to *decreasing bone density.
Can excessive weight affect height as well? Can she actually get shorter after gaining 150+lbs?
I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.
Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.
*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.
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I hate how people are saying that anorexia is purely a mental condition/even the most morbidly obese person can be anorexic. Anorexia nervosa simply isn't just a state of mind; it's a pervasive, long-term pattern of behaviors that lead a person to becoming and staying underweight. An obese person cannot stay obese and be anorexic; that's contradictory. No matter how much they proclaim to "starve" themselves.
The reason there's hesitation to diagnose people who have lost weight, but are not underweight, with anorexia is because crash dieting doesn't necessarily mean they'll stick to that behavior and become underweight. A fat person can fear gaining weight, but that doesn't make them anorexic. If anyone can be diagnosed as "anorexic", then the diagnosis is meaningless.
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Here's that video, by the way. Note too, this was posted on her TikTok as a "duet" but it's just a reupload of the original woman's video.
She's literally putting a black woman between a photo of herself and criticism.
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Tess could be the official mascot for r/confidentlyincorrect at this rate.
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Reminds me that it will never not be hilarious that Pat Ast (rest her soul) did it BETTER, did it with more CLASS, and did it FIRST. Plus, she didn't burn bridges, was known as kind, genial, and fun, and made Halston look fabulous on fats into Biba.
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Christy Turlington and Paulina Porizkova:
ETA: Paulina is 56, and Christy is 51, IIRC.
One more: Tess is bitching that her "friends" are wearing Versace on the red carpet while she wears Tents by Omar?
Has she seen Donatella Versace, or her daughter Allegra? Both are stick thin, and Allegra is rumored to have AN for REAL.
Donatella is so fat-phobic she pushed her own daughter into an ED.
Sorry (not really), Tess. You're NEVER going to get to wear a custom Versace on the red carpet unless you lose about 300 pounds.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Wow.
I mean, they're lucky to have this aging type, that manifests as dry skin and a multitude of shallow wrinkles, but body - body is what they work for.
Great.
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Tess the totemo legit anorexic is teaching her son to pregame breakfast with a giant bowl of buttery microwave popcorn. Because you work up an appetite, cooking, ya know?
Tesa wants you to buy the clothes she can't pretend to fit into anymore - but pay no attention to the sizes! You have to remember that plus sizes are just too unpredictable, despite the size difference between a 3X and a 4X being the same as the difference between a 2 and a 12!
No one wants those fugly boots, Ryann. You've been trying to hock them since before Nick left.
Now, onto the clothes! If you recall, Tess is yet another megafat Disney fan. I had wondered when all those Disney dresses came out, why she didn't jump on them or get some freebies. Well, wonder no more! It does indeed seem like she was gifted the promo package of 4 dresses. So why did we never see them?
Because they sent her size 4X. So, uh, brand new! Never worn! Ok so maybe she tried, so better check those zippers.
Now to the flabletics. You know how every single time she says she's wearing a 3X? Well, no. Everything she's selling by them - which she is bursting out of like a 400 pound sack of lard in a lycra bag - is size 4X. It is their biggest size. Don't look so shocked.
Here's one of the 4X shorts being sold, and a photo of her wearing them. They are clearly at least two sizes too small for her. And two plus size sizes is a gain of around 80 pounds.
Lastly, her old frenimy Eloquii. It seems she's still got some items around, betraying her with their true sizes and non stretchy clothes. She is surely outgrown their size 28 at this point.
Tesa wants you to buy the clothes she can't pretend to fit into anymore - but pay no attention to the sizes! You have to remember that plus sizes are just too unpredictable, despite the size difference between a 3X and a 4X being the same as the difference between a 2 and a 12!
No one wants those fugly boots, Ryann. You've been trying to hock them since before Nick left.
Now, onto the clothes! If you recall, Tess is yet another megafat Disney fan. I had wondered when all those Disney dresses came out, why she didn't jump on them or get some freebies. Well, wonder no more! It does indeed seem like she was gifted the promo package of 4 dresses. So why did we never see them?
Because they sent her size 4X. So, uh, brand new! Never worn! Ok so maybe she tried, so better check those zippers.
Now to the flabletics. You know how every single time she says she's wearing a 3X? Well, no. Everything she's selling by them - which she is bursting out of like a 400 pound sack of lard in a lycra bag - is size 4X. It is their biggest size. Don't look so shocked.
Here's one of the 4X shorts being sold, and a photo of her wearing them. They are clearly at least two sizes too small for her. And two plus size sizes is a gain of around 80 pounds.
Lastly, her old frenimy Eloquii. It seems she's still got some items around, betraying her with their true sizes and non stretchy clothes. She is surely outgrown their size 28 at this point.
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Oh wow! They're beautiful! I want to look like them when I grow up.