Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

. I only VISIT them for 3 limited exceptions: (a) they have a monopoly on an educational or music video I need access OR (b) marketing my business OR (c) debating Torah.
"I only use Youtube in: (a) the way every youtube user uses youtube"

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Why do you keep saying that if it's meaningless?
That's not a catalog of Outdoor Recreation.
How do you know? Seems like it.
Also, science projects and arts and crafts don't fall under the academic definition of "Outdoor Recreation".
Let's pressume you are correct for the sake of the argument, that still leaves 363, 163 more than your book.
They are the descendants of Isaac. They have permission in The Torah to completely destroy their enemies by any means necessary. They should just obliterate the enemy and end it once and for all
Okay, and if Palestines use war crimes, is that bad in your opinion?
I never release anything until I have a copyright certificate first
You always have a copyright whatever or not you registered.

Copyright exists from the moment the work is created.
Copyright.gov
Such registration is not a condition of copyright protection.
17 U.S.C. § 408 (a)
 
man's natural fluids that flow from his penis can lubricate for anal. Just saying!
So a man's dick regularly dribbles fluid before any penetration? Just hanging around dick discharging fluid? Enough to make anal sex comfortable? What color is it? This man needs a doctor. I don't think having 8 essential oil diffusers in the house will fix this penile drip. Look up symptoms of syphilis. Women show less visible symptoms. Do yourself a favor and get tested. You may be tamyim and pure as driven snow or whatever, but you have no idea where he's been putting his penis when he's not putting it you. Don't discount my words because you absolutely want to burn my mother's house down. Get tested. The self lubricating penis theory is the grossest thing you have ever revealed to us, and you have openly confessed to fucking your cousin and being proud of it.
 
...a man's natural fluids that flow from his penis can lubricate for anal. Just saying!


That's freakin' hysterical. How did you do that? Lol
Yes, a man's natural fluids can lube a shitter up for shithole sex. I think in Brokeback Mountain the movie, the actor who plays the Joker who died irl says he forces himself to throw up into Jake Gyllenhal's butt. He uses the acidic vomit to slip into the sphincter and fuck it until he cums, mixing the contents of his stomach with Jake Gyllenhal's poop and later his cum. It's beautiful!

I didnt make that video actually. It was another Kiwi who wanted to remain anonymous. They sent it to me and told me to poast it for them.

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Yes, a man's natural fluids can lube a shitter up for shithole sex. I think in Brokeback Mountain the movie, the actor who plays the Joker who died irl says he forces himself to throw up into Jake Gyllenhal's butt. He uses the acidic vomit to slip into the sphincter and fuck it until he cums, mixing the contents of his stomach with Jake Gyllenhal's poop and later his cum. It's beautiful!

I didnt make that video actually. It was another Kiwi who wanted to remain anonymous. They sent it to me and told me to poast it for them.

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What a frank and mature discussion about adult sexuality. I can see why Melinda is so hard up for you. I once dated a guy who always played Frank Zappa while we were in bed. I bet you two would get along splendidly.
 
Yes, a man's natural fluids can lube a shitter up for shithole sex. I think in Brokeback Mountain the movie, the actor who plays the Joker who died irl says he forces himself to throw up into Jake Gyllenhal's butt. He uses the acidic vomit to slip into the sphincter and fuck it until he cums, mixing the contents of his stomach with Jake Gyllenhal's poop and later his cum. It's beautiful!
The unsettling thing is that the liquid was claimed to be coming from penis. Vomiting and defecation are natural processes. Penis spontaneously producing liquid in amounts and with properties suitable to provide lubrication for a sexual intercourse is not.
I didnt make that video actually. It was another Kiwi who wanted to remain anonymous. They sent it to me and told me to poast it for them.
Can I please have "Video killed a radio star" performed by Melinda and Marshall?
 
What a frank and mature discussion about adult sexuality. I can see why Melinda is so hard up for you. I once dated a guy who always played Frank Zappa while we were in bed. I bet you two would get along splendidly.
Frank Zappa's music is many things, but sexy times music is not one of them. With the possible exception of some parts of shut up and play your guitar.
 
I have a deep respect for Zappa. However, during sexy times with this particular fellow, I would ask," could we listen to something else?" And he would say "why don't you like Zappa?" Meanwhile, in the background, Zappa would be saying "rammit, rammit, rammit, rammit up your poop chute!" And the fellow would be trying to play my viola strings. The incongruity was lost on him. Otherwise he was lovely. Clumsy but fun. Boys are awesome.
Edit: the best part is, I don't to have a baby with every one I've ever had some fun times with!
 
They have permission in The Torah to completely destroy their enemies by any means necessary. They should just obliterate the enemy and end it once and for all.
You really can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat people that they don't think they have to be nice to.
Okay, and if Palestines use war crimes, is that bad in your opinion?
Thank you for asking this, Useful_Mistake, I hope this is one she answers. Even if you box her in, she'll never admit it. I'm rooting for you though.


Melinda, I watched your ad videos. Solid effort, that took some time, I can tell. You look pretty healthy, seem a bit tense. You might want to redo the recordings after having a glass of wine. It's about having healthy fun, right? You seem just a bit harried or stressed. Also your eyes are still crazy. But good job, overall! Glad to see some of that capitalist spirit in you.
 
One of the things that I find intensely entertainingly about the way that @TamarYaelBatYah says she uses this thread is to observe and collect information about users here. If she had been at all observant, she would have picked up on the fact that I am involved on a flirtatious level at least with numerous male, and a fair few female users, up to and including @Rod Dangerous , @Baby Yoda, @fnaarf @Deadpool , @Chariot Of Mara, well like my profile says, I'm the Smurfette of this thread. The only person I'm not going down on is Melinda. Too bad for her. I'm talented. And she would need lube for my finger fucking. I can be a rough mistress. I bet she thinks bdsm only applies to when marshy is in a bad mood. If she was half as observant as she pretends to be # evidence lol she could tear me to shreds and discredit me in an instant with one fucking word. Well two words actually. I'll even give the careless sloppy ass cunt a free pass on both words. The first letters of the words that would completely discredit me are first word '"B" second word "D" . But the punchline is that Deadpool is my best friend, Raf literally loves me, and baby Yoda sexts me when no one is looking. Your best outlook is Marshall. Tch.
 
Oh my god bad donkey would be so much more fun! I love donkeys. I especially love mules, which you can't get without donkeys. I doubt our wanna be living off grid Karen knows a single thing about caring for livestock. She Might know 190 ways to keep kids from annoying you at the park, but I'm guessing pasturing ruminants didn't come up.
Edit: please accept my apologies for missing you out on my post mentioning everyone I may or may not be fooling around with. If you are not intimately involved with me, let me assure you that I am both a firm believer, and a warm receiver. And I will go down on my knees when I see beauty, there's no doubt, I'm one of the devout... text me love 💕
 
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If she had been at all observant, she would have picked up on the fact that I am involved on a flirtatious level at least with numerous male, and a fair few female users, up to and including @Rod Dangerous , @Baby Yoda, @fnaarf @Deadpool , @Chariot Of Mara, well like my profile says,
I feel SO excluded 😭
 
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Ok, I will, thanks for the heads up. I'm not great at editing.

Or spelling, or reading, or writing, or thinking, or anything that matters.

You are fucking insane and that becomes immediately apparent when you are seen in video. Your children are completely and utterly fucked. Your genes--and the genes of the retards you fucked--loaded the gun. Your upbringing of your children has pulled the trigger, multiple times.

Just for you Melinda, this post arrives on KF via Tel Aviv:

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It is more Jewish than you and your retarded children will ever be.

Do your children (and the USA) the greatest service you could ever do for them. Kill yourself. It is impossible to absolve yourself from what you have done to your children. Liberate your children from their insane household. You sacrificed their education on the altar of your narcissism. You weighed their future against an opportunity for Melinda to play the role of teacher, to pretend to be erudite and learned, to naive children. Your vanity is more important than your children's future. You couldn't exercise the self-control to exclude your own children from your narcissistic excursions. You couldn't say to yourself, "I pretend to be a scholar on academia.edu, that's largely harmless so it isn't a problem but I should leave my children out of this roleplay and do what is in their best interests". No, nothing is excluded from Melinda Scott's narcissism. It is all-consuming. It's entirely unchecked. Even children will not be spared.

It is my sincere hope that your children achieve the equivalent of the alcoholic's "moment of clarity" and come to an understanding of what a vile cunt their mother is and treat you accordingly.

Please spare us the bullshit about "maternal elements". There is nothing maternal about your behavior. It is all self-serving. All that matters is Dear Melinda. You actually don't give a fuck about your children. Maternal is putting them first. But they aren't first, are they? Dear Melinda is first, and everything--even your own offspring--comes second or third.

You have no business teaching anyone anything. English is your first language and you don't understand the fundamentals of its grammar. You are a moron. I bet I can give you an Algebra I problem that you won't be able to solve without posting it on a homeschooling forum. You are a fucking idiot. You have demonstrated this over and over in this thread. A cretin shouldn't be trying to educate anyone, not even other cretins. Cretins need special attention, special education. A cretin like you can't provide that.

As others have expressed, you self-worship. The deity you have invented is an idealized projection of yourself. This is apparent to anyone that reads this thread. Your deity shares all of your malignant traits. Your deity is fundamentally you. You worship yourself. Your NPD prevents you from worshipping anything outside of your (toxic) ego. No mainline religion will work for you because no mainline religion entails the worship of Dear Melinda.
 
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