Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

She has a pity indie gig

It's that "Solar Ash Kingdom" (Now re-titled to just "Solar Ash") game made by the guy who did Hyper Light Drifter. Now HLD was good, but I'm willing to bet money Solar Ash is going to flop, if it ever even releases. Supposedly it's coming out this year, bue we have no news on a release date (not a good sign) just a vague "2021". The gameplay shown doesn't look very interesting, and the art style is boring textureless low-poly shit. When/If it does come out, I'm intensely curious to see how blatant Zoe's influence is. We'll be able to tell easily if the game makes a big unnecessary stink about having a female protagonist or some other irrelevant SJW spergery. It's also set to be an Epic exclisive on PC if you needed any more reason to avoid it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

She’s laying low because she has a body count and is reminded of it anytime she gets asspats for something she doesn’t deserve. She has a pity indie gig which won’t pay much but nobody else is interested in her being an ideas person and she’s aged out of the sugar baby market. She has very few options at this moment but rest assured this whore is likely already sucking dicks to jump to her next Stunning and Brave move to another gig.

She might be looking for a husband to take care of her by this point, but who would take her, that would meet her standards? I doubt even Moviebob would risk that hole.

 

[Haramburger]

It's also set to be an Epic exclisive on PC if you needed any more reason to avoid it.

Oh great, Tim Sweeny is footing the bill so it's safe to pirate for morbid curiosity on release. "This one's on me, boys!"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Life goal: Don’t inspire a contractual clause.

And don’t make it seem as if just because you’re a “victim” that you get to have entitlement points over actual victims that suffered through your actions.

I‘m just surprised that this Zöe Quinn thread is still ongoing, for I thought she would turn into an irrelevant cow already.

 

[Dickens Cider]

She is irrelevant, but we stand fire watch anyway in case something jumps off. But really the idea that she ever comes back from obscurity on a level bigger than her hugbox is pretty low. I just wondered because simply put it must really bother her to the core that every time she pokes her head out someone somewhere says “ok killer”. I’d say she’s done.

 

[randomfarmer]

she and her ilk have been trying to get in on tabletop gaming. I may be thinking of another cow though?

they are easily to get mixed up, it's zoe's twin, secretgamergirl who pretends to do the tabletop shit.

zoe did get runner-up a few years back for placing the most warhammer 40k platoons in her cunt.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh great, Tim Sweeny is footing the bill so it's safe to pirate for morbid curiosity on release. "This one's on me, boys!"

Imagine how much of a piece of shit you have to be to be able to give away hundreds of games for free like Santa Claus on meth and still, everyone hates your guts and wishes you'd die.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She is irrelevant, but we stand fire watch anyway in case something jumps off. But really the idea that she ever comes back from obscurity on a level bigger than her hugbox is pretty low. I just wondered because simply put it must really bother her to the core that every time she pokes her head out someone somewhere says “ok killer”. I’d say she’s done.

What makes it more challenging is that the social justice crowd has no interest in the plight of an old white whore like Chelsea. The second she plays up her woke damsel shtick, she will be accused of silencing proud BIBOCs who need the media space instead to (further) complain about white people. I can see her trying at least one more time to revive her grifting career but it will fail.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

I wouldn't be surprised if she got on a few blacklists. Politicking in her circles seems akin to dancing with landmines, even when you're not fucking other women's husbands.

 

[AnOminous]

What makes it more challenging is that the social justice crowd has no interest in the plight of an old white whore like Chelsea.

She has aged out of any potential role as money raising social justice waifu, as that role has been taken over by younger women. I'd say more attractive but they're also mostly goblins. It's the "younger" part that attracts these simps, for some reason I can't imagine. That and she's fucked over virtually everyone who has ever dealt with her even in her own circles, so she can no longer count on support. Sure, they're not going to attack her because admitting everything goobergrape ever said about her was completely correct isn't something they're going to do, but they're more just going to pretend she doesn't exist.

And without "signal boosting," anything she does is meaningless.

She will never be able to post anywhere again without "Ok murderer" being the standard response, and any army of simps she used to have have moved on to less worn goods.

 

[Absolutego]

I wouldn't be surprised if she got on a few blacklists. Politicking in her circles seems akin to dancing with landmines, even when you're not fucking other women's husbands.

A couple gaming journos (can't remember who, maybe Arthur Chu and some of the other guys who got burned when CON fell apart) let the mask slip and admitted that the media/indie games clique now warns people about her behind closed doors, ever since her witch hunt led to Alec Holowka killing himself. They just keep face publicly because calling her out would give the GGers a win.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I‘m just surprised that this Zöe Quinn thread is still ongoing, for I thought she would turn into an irrelevant cow already.

This cunt killed a man with her bullshit. Cow level #eternal unlocked.
Also it’s got a DSP level of cockroach invulnerability

 

[White Devil]

I had to wait for IG to un-blacklist me, and I just snagged the story itself. This used to work way better, I previously scraped a bunch of weirdos instas but instagram appears to have clamped down on api access so I'll need to rethink for doing this in the future. Just grabbing the story was simple enough though and didn't bring the wrath of instauron down upon me.

The images are uploaded re-named for ease of viewing, but I attached the scrape of just the story in the zip file.

tl:dr Apparently she decided to upload her flailing to a kill a single spider with a nice side of "bitch you live like this?" because the only reason she has a spider problem is she apparently hasn't taken a broom or duster to her porch light in years.

Spoiler: Story not visible on IG outside mobile devices

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I think my favorite little detail is a toss up between the mask on the floor underneath a slipper in image 006, or the fact that she used an entire bottle of vinegar on one spider.

The tattoo on her left hand is the cringiest shit I've seen so far today. It's ok though, the day is young.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

they are easily to get mixed up, it's zoe's twin, secretgamergirl who pretends to do the tabletop shit.

zoe did get runner-up a few years back for placing the most warhammer 40k platoons in her cunt.

No this person is an actual woman. I forget her name but she's known as an incredibly colossal bitch that spent her time digging up dirt on others and being absolutely incredibly intolerable to no end. There's nothing gnomish about this woman.

EDIT: Okay I'm remembering better now and it isn't Zoe. The woman I'm thinking of was so toxic she has the clause named after her.

 

[suicide hotline]

Her entire "rise" and astonishing fall due to her own bumbling, uselessness and sociopathy played out over a mere five year span, between 2014-2019. She doesn't have the self awareness or, frankly, the human soul necessary to fade away (smart move) or figure out how to act like a decent member of society (
) and, while she isn't a complete moron, I still don't believe she's fully realized that she isn't getting another comeback yet. Her future is a grim one. All we can hope is she keeps clinging to her brief Z-list e-fame out of spite and desperation as she hurtles further into obsolescence. (She will.)

 

[AnOminous]

Her entire "rise" and astonishing fall due to her own bumbling, uselessness and sociopathy played out over a mere five year span, between 2014-2019. She doesn't have the self awareness or, frankly, the human soul necessary to fade away (smart move) or figure out how to act like a decent member of society (
) and, while she isn't a complete moron, I still don't believe she's fully realized that she isn't getting another comeback yet. Her future is a grim one. All we can hope is she keeps clinging to her brief Z-list e-fame out of spite and desperation as she hurtles further into obsolescence. (She will.)

I don't know. Woke culture is such absolute shit that I could see them trying to resurrect this cunt, only to suffer the consequences yet again. Seriously, there is no level of stupidity beneath these idiots.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

No this person is an actual woman. I forget her name but she's known as an incredibly colossal bitch that spent her time digging up dirt on others and being absolutely incredibly intolerable to no end. There's nothing gnomish about this woman.

Are you talking about Secretgamergirl? They are a man/troon.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Life goal: Don’t inspire a contractual clause.

It's such a low bar but these hoes managed to trip anyway.

The tattoo on her left hand is the cringiest shit I've seen so far today. It's ok though, the day is young.

That's the great thing about kiwifarms, there's always something dumb and funny around the corner

I don't know. Woke culture is such absolute shit that I could see them trying to resurrect this cunt, only to suffer the consequences yet again. Seriously, there is no level of stupidity beneath these idiots.

I agree. I'm just upset that she's the kind of cow to do damage control and manipulate people to not post her funny flailing about. Even if we get Chelsea's comeback, it'll be like the other projects where we just see the fallout instead of the shitshow in action.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

while she isn't a complete moron

Meh. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer either.

 

[Lord Xenu]

No this person is an actual woman. I forget her name but she's known as an incredibly colossal bitch that spent her time digging up dirt on others and being absolutely incredibly intolerable to no end. There's nothing gnomish about this woman.

EDIT: Okay I'm remembering better now and it isn't Zoe. The woman I'm thinking of was so toxic she has the clause named after her.

It's from Comics industry, the alleged "Di Campi Clause". That's not my flavor autism, but it was mentioned in this thread before. It originated in this article from "Bleeding Cool":

https://archive.ph/XdPRd