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tomstone said:
"when you buy a bmw you get free maintenance" what the fuck is he talking about? never heard of such a thing, is this normal in the u.s.?
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No, he leased it and is too much of a retard to know that brand new cars barely require any maintenance and that it's all in your monthly payment.
 
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The Wicked Mitch said:
No, he leased it and is too much of a retard to know that brand new cars barely require any maintenance and that it's all in your monthly payment.
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And any faults would be covered by the warranty. Now complaining about not reading the contract and failing to realise he would be charged for ending the lease early.
 
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Now here's where the real ride begins, Fellas. Next month there will not be a Twitch payment and as DSP says over and over the summer is a slow gaming month. Even with COVID people are going out where I'm currently living at. So, with more Pay Pigs heading out into the real world will mean less money for Phil.

I know he won't do it or do it lazily probably, but now it is time for DSP to start gin-storming ideas of how to bring in the viewers and tips. He can't ride the didn't know if Twitch was gonna pay me or not emergency and using bills as an excuse isn't flying anymore in his chat. They are sick of it.

Either Phil is about to capitalize on this MidFirst bank fees and heres how that stream will start:

"As you guys know, I still owe Attorney fees and the trolls decided to look into something that wasn't their fucking business! WE can get through this".

Or he will use slow summer for extra piggy pity bucks:

" I've said it once and ill say it again.. Summer is absolutely the worst season for streamers like me. Hardly any games, everyone's outside enjoying the social scene. Meanwhile I'm in here trying to provide quality content, but no one's showing up!".

Either way Phil needs a new plan and fast.
 
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Comma said:
Either way, this pre-stream will be a doozey. It'll be a mix of him being cocky as fuck because he received thousands of dollars, while also being his toxic self, lashing out at da trollz and chat for doubting his Twitch payment story and the need for a begathon.

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Greed is not a "real life financial struggle". Greed is a sin.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
Now here's where the real ride begins, Fellas. Next month there will not be a Twitch payment and as DSP says over and over the summer is a slow gaming month. Even with COVID people are going out where I'm currently living at. So, with more Pay Pigs heading out into the real world will mean less money for Phil.

I know he won't do it or do it lazily probably, but now it is time for DSP to start gin-storming ideas of how to bring in the viewers and tips. He can't ride the didn't know if Twitch was gonna pay me or not emergency and using bills as an excuse isn't flying anymore in his chat. They are sick of it.

Either Phil is about to capitalize on this MidFirst bank fees and heres how that stream will start:

"As you guys know, I still owe Attorney fees and the trolls decided to look into something that wasn't their fucking business! WE can get through this".

Or he will use slow summer for extra piggy pity bucks:

" I've said it once and ill say it again.. Summer is absolutely the worst season for streamers like me. Hardly any games, everyone's outside enjoying the social scene. Meanwhile I'm in here trying to provide quality content, but no one's showing up!".

Either way Phil needs a new plan and fast.
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The plan won't change. It's like watching pinky and the brain only it's a paypig and a pigroach.

OIC: "What are we going to do tonight DSP?"
DSP: "Same thing we do every night -snort-, beg."

Edit: Edited because LOL khet doesn't do anything with DSP. Only question she asks is "where's my allowance".
 
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Comma said:
That's 100% Timboslicegb's work. Dude's legit slow in the head or something and has issues controlling his anger, and the chat is constantly poking him to get a reaction.
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He banned him just because he asked for his pronouns? lmaoooooo. I thought that was the proper thing to ask with the snowflakes of today.
tomstone said:
"when you buy a bmw you get free maintenance" what the fuck is he talking about? never heard of such a thing, is this normal in the u.s.?
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I'm not sure how leasing works because I've always financed my cars but I've always gotten some warranty from the car manufacture or the dealership up to a date or a certain amount of miles. That's probably what he's talking about.
tomstone said:
"when you buy a bmw you get free maintenance" what the fuck is he talking about? never heard of such a thing, is this normal in the u.s.?
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He shipped it to Washington and rented a car until it arrived.

Ughhh I know too much of DSP's life...
 
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YokuNama said:
He banned him just because he asked for his pronouns? lmaoooooo. I thought that was the proper thing to ask with the snowflakes of today.

I'm not sure how leasing works because I've always financed my cars but I've always gotten some warranty from the car manufacture or the dealership up to a date or a certain amount of miles. That's probably what he's talking about.

He shipped it to Washington and rented a car until it arrived.

Ughhh I know too much of DSP's life...
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Worse, Timbo said "I'm not a girl", which prompted the pronoun question.
 
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Mature Adult said:
Who is going to watch this Returnal playthrough on youtube? Hes just shitting on the game constantly while playing terribly. A "fan" of DSP would agree with him and skip the playthrough. A fan of the game would get annoyed by his constant bitching and watch someone else's playthrough. What group of people are watching this?
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DSP's target audience is the people who only show up for 10 minutes to drop $50+ and then leave without questioning anything
 
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