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HonestObserver said:
wheres OIC and deviluk tonight?

come on you exceptional mf's... how else is phil going to afford pet food for his son, jasper?
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Phil outright said that his financial situation is fine (for the next week, lol)
I'm waiting to see if he'll actually start bitching about low tips goals soon. Until then he just stews in anger. Guess that's what happens when you need a crisis to reel in money, huh Phil?
 
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phil has to be the only streamer where there is literally zero correlation between viewercount and money made. its so weird.
he can have 1000+ viewers and make $50 and then streams where he has couple of 100 viewers and hits $1000+, the only exception are drama streams.

for example today: he has around 900 viewers and made 50$, thats only $0.05 / viewer. when no whale shows up he makes 5 fucking pennies per viewer. just think about that.

it would be interesting to know how much $ per viewer on average a "professional" streamer makes, has to be a lot more then $0.05
 
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PieceofShet said:
He ended the youtube video like he is going to straight to boss. click click.

30mins break now. Enough time to look up a guide for the boss!
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Beat me to it. It's almost certainly look up a guide time.

Which I just realized is another reason he stretches these playthroughs so long; so other people can tell him how to play
 
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On the topic of "Phil totally doesn't use walkthroughs dude", watch this for a quick laugh. RE8 spoilers though, be warned.
After taking damage, Miranda darkens the entire room making it hard to see what's going on. Phil "jokingly" tosses a pipe bomb at her, which just so happens to light up the environment. Wow, dude! 43:55-44:40
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
On the topic of "Phil totally doesn't use walkthroughs dude", watch this for a quick laugh. RE8 spoilers though, be warned.
After taking damage, Miranda darkens the entire room making it hard to see what's going on. Phil "jokingly" tosses a pipe bomb at her, which just so happens to light up the environment. Wow, dude! 43:55-44:40
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It's long been known Phil looks at guides if he's even slightly challenged. He's too much of an epic manly gamer to admit it. When he wants chat to hold his hands it's their fault anyways for making him play the stupid game.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
On the topic of "Phil totally doesn't use walkthroughs dude", watch this for a quick laugh. RE8 spoilers though, be warned.
After taking damage, Miranda darkens the entire room making it hard to see what's going on. Phil "jokingly" tosses a pipe bomb at her, which just so happens to light up the environment. Wow, dude! 43:55-44:40
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dont think thats true i didnt use a pipebomb and the light went on, i think it goes on when you hit her (enough)
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
On the topic of "Phil totally doesn't use walkthroughs dude", watch this for a quick laugh. RE8 spoilers though, be warned.
After taking damage, Miranda darkens the entire room making it hard to see what's going on. Phil "jokingly" tosses a pipe bomb at her, which just so happens to light up the environment. Wow, dude! 43:55-44:40
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RE8 spoilers

He also just so happened to know that

Oswell Spencer was connected with Miranda before he even finished the letter that explained where umbrellas name came from
 
YokuNama said:
"I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys...."

*never completely honest when he says he's being honest*


Alot of shit in Phil's setup doesn't make any sense.

Why does he have a fire hazard next to his TV?
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Why does he type on the right and look at a screen to the left? Just asking for a neck cramp.
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Why did he put his soundproofing in places where it does absolutely nothing?

Why does he have a computer still on Windows 8?

Why won't he set up the green screen he bought years ago?

Many, many other things are stupid when it comes to his setup, but its all attributed to one thing.


LAZINESS.

A word that earns you an instant ban if you call him that because he knows in the back of his mind that's exactly what his biggest problem is.
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One thing that also bothers me about Phil's set up is how dirty his consoles are. For a guy who talks about how he was taught to be clean his consoles are disgusting looking. Think about how many consoles he has gone through over the years. Probably because he couldn't get off his lazy ass and clean them. Remember people those consoles are his tools to make his living and he doesn't even bother to clean them. It blows my mind that anyone go turn on their consoles each day to stream and doesn't think to not make the place around them not gross. He truly is a lazy pig.
 
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I'm late, and none of this is unique, but I'm honestly astounded by the whole marathon fiasco. He'd probably have legal repercussions for pretending Twitch didn't pay him, but its no coincidence that the date wasn't on his "evidence" tweet. I don't understand why he posted it at all instead of just mentioning it in the prestream. It isnt any less miraculous without a tweet that only raises questions, but then again, its not like any of his paypigs will see it shit and get suspicious.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
On the topic of "Phil totally doesn't use walkthroughs dude", watch this for a quick laugh. RE8 spoilers though, be warned.
After taking damage, Miranda darkens the entire room making it hard to see what's going on. Phil "jokingly" tosses a pipe bomb at her, which just so happens to light up the environment. Wow, dude! 43:55-44:40
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dont think thats true i didnt use a pipebomb and the light went on, i think it goes on when you hit her (enough)
Gezkill said:
If you use any explosion regardless if you hit her or not the room will light up.
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but i only had sniper and magnum left. or do you mean if you hit the explosion "balls" she creates?
 
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Somecatchyname said:
One thing that also bothers me about Phil's set up is how dirty his consoles are. For a guy who talks about how he was taught to be clean his consoles are disgusting looking. Think about how many consoles he has gone through over the years. Probably because he couldn't get off his lazy ass and clean them. Remember people those consoles are his tools to make his living and he doesn't even bother to clean them. It blows my mind that anyone go turn on their consoles each day to stream and doesn't think to not make the place around them not gross. He truly is a lazy pig.
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The thing that bothers me more than that was him smashing his controllers like a child with a tantrum. he legit broke serveral throughout his legacy. Like dude it's just a game, chill.
 
tomstone said:
phil has to be the only streamer where there is literally zero correlation between viewercount and money made. its so weird.
he can have 1000+ viewers and make $50 and then streams where he has couple of 100 viewers and hits $1000+, the only exception are drama streams.

for example today: he has around 900 viewers and made 50$, thats only $0.05 / viewer. when no whale shows up he makes 5 fucking pennies per viewer. just think about that.

it would be interesting to know how much $ per viewer on average a "professional" streamer makes, has to be a lot more then $0.05
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did a little bit more math. lets say he has 400 viewers on average:
$0.05 * 400(viewers) * 12 (streams a week) * 4,3 (weeks a month) = $1032 (a month)

so without whales he would make around $12 000 a year.
do you think that ever crosses his mind? or does he really think his whales will keep it up for the next 20-30 years.
if i were him i would be really nervous.
 
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