Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

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Even if she did marry, that wasn't what interested me in this woman in the first place. It was the wildly implausible move to Germany and get yourself euthanized a couple months later lie that looked to me like a way to abscond with the GoFundMe money - money that I highly doubt she actually needed. She isn't estranged from her family - who are comfortable upper middle class types from what has been able to be dug up (NASA dad, etc). I sure as fuck didn't have motorcycles and dirt bikes to run around on when I was a kid. I don't think I ever saw any evidence that this woman even had a job when she was in Washington.

If she had just wanted to check out from furrydom with a foreign marriage and gone social media radio silent, none of us would have faulted her for that. Going dark is a great way to de-cow yourself, at least publicly (just ask TrigglyPuff). You don't need to come up with bullshit stories unless you want to pave over other bullshit.
I would take her saying her dad works at Nasa with a grain of salt. I wouldn't trust a thing a munchie says.
 
It's also worth noting that I don't think she claimed to be dead (that would be weird), the her being dead is entirely conjecture based on her not posting for a long while.
She claimed it was scheduled, she claimed she was entering end of Life Care. No, there was no statement from someone using her account saying she was dead but when you say it's rescheduled for a certain date at the end of January and then you don't post it's clearly what she wanted people to think.

She doesn't deserve an out on this she lied, the whole story is bullshit. The only question is why.
 
Aside from the fact that this is most likely a scam, there's something I don't get.

Assisted Suicide
Cost: > $25,000 (paperwork, doctor's visits, international travel, etc)
Time: > 3 months (paperwork, doctor's visits, international travel, etc)
Pain Level: Unknown

Regular Suicide
Cost: < $500 (gun, ammo, alcohol for courage)
Time: < 1 week (maybe slightly more for gun and ammo availability, waiting periods in some places)
Pain Level: None (if you do it right)

I'm just sayin'.
While it would be cheaper all around, there have been many cases where people have attempted suicide via gun and still lived for a few minutes or longer. I don't think there really is a "fool-proof" way to commit suicide on the cheap. Even overdosing on sleeping agents or medication aren't guaranteed. An assisted suicide with something that would ease you into death would be more ideal, but as stated above, would be expensive (feels kind of ironic).

Poor doggo, though. People are just sick. Reading this thread makes me want to wretch, but I'm glad these sickos are being outed. Good job finding these assholes and outing them, guys.
She claimed it was scheduled, she claimed she was entering end of Life Care. No, there was no statement from someone using her account saying she was dead but when you say it's rescheduled for a certain date at the end of January and then you don't post it's clearly what she wanted people to think.

She doesn't deserve an out on this she lied, the whole story is bullshit. The only question is why.
The 'why' could be to go into hiding after outing folks, perhaps. I wouldn't doubt that, with that much money, one could go elsewhere and hide out for a little while.
 
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It's also possible one of the men in those photos is a furry ally who vouched to immigration for her. I bet this was all a rouse to get away from the people she outed. Her name is quite unique and I doubt she worked, she would be easy enough to hunt down. It would also be easy to pass off getting married to a German man to her family without a lot of questions, and the 25k would help secure that visa.
 
I'm guessing at this point we're just watching to see if she posts anything to social media or not? Her options are: (1) she stays "dead" and never returns or (2) comes out to dispel the rumors of her death after she's been debunked as damage control. I doubt she cares what Kiwis say here unless the theories of her still being alive get far enough around, especially if her furfag friends start to acknowledge them (who I guess wanted her alive badly enough to give her $25k and may be a bit pissed at the thought of possibly being stolen from). To be fair, it's not uncommon for furries (and especially zoos) to cover for each other like this. In the end, who knows if this will actually go anywhere but it's intriguing nonetheless.
 
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Aside from the fact that this is most likely a scam, there's something I don't get.

Assisted Suicide
Cost: > $25,000 (paperwork, doctor's visits, international travel, etc)
Time: > 3 months (paperwork, doctor's visits, international travel, etc)
Pain Level: Unknown

Regular Suicide
Cost: < $500 (gun, ammo, alcohol for courage)
Time: < 1 week (maybe slightly more for gun and ammo availability, waiting periods in some places)
Pain Level: None (if you do it right)

I'm just sayin'.
You can build a suicide kit for nitrogen asphyxiation for about $30-50ish. THis article talks about helium, but nitrogen is much easier to obtain for a "beer brewing hobby" with similar results.

 
I'm guessing at this point we're just watching to see if she posts anything to social media or not? Her options are: (1) she stays "dead" and never returns or (2) comes out to dispel the rumors of her death after she's been debunked as damage control. I doubt she cares what Kiwis say here unless the theories of her still being alive get far enough around, especially if her furfag friends start to acknowledge them (who I guess wanted her alive badly enough to give her $25k and may be a bit pissed at the thought of possibly being stolen from). To be fair, it's not uncommon for furries (and especially zoos) to cover for each other like this. In the end, who knows if this will actually go anywhere but it's intriguing nonetheless.
Her minion MuffleTheFox already said she had 'successful surgery' (less than an hour after we mentioned him), if that's not an outing I don't know what is. She has apparently been deleting some tweets over the last week, nothing incriminating that I noticed but her total tweet count has dropped so something is being deleted.

She can't undo those 'end of life care' tweets without further incriminating herself, so I don't know what she'll do. Stay dark, and have Muffle or another stooge make arms length comments about her status?

EDIT: doing a retread of her twitter, so many implausible claims. Worst munchie I've seen in years. Liver failure, heart stopping, coma a couple years ago but this is the first time I noticed this one - she also had ovarian cancer!


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..oh, and on top of all this woe, she is also color blind (bet I can find instances on her twitter of her describing colors - you're such a bad liar Becky):



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I want to take a second look at this Tweet where she says her father came to see her from another country. Could it be possible he came from Germany?

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She also claimed that she had Tricare from her "foster parents" and then lost it due to turning 18. Is that even possible? Because under the laws from 2008, parents can keep their children (or wards) on their insurance up to the age of 26, and she should have at least kept her foster parent's coverage until age 21 automatically. Maybe she wasn't really considered """"legally adopted"""" and she was really kicked off Tricare at 18. But then, she should have just been bounced right back to Medicaid or government disability immediately. It just makes no sense.

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EDIT: doing a retread of her twitter, so many implausible claims. Worst munchie I've seen in years. Liver failure, heart stopping, coma a couple years ago but this is the first time I noticed this one - she also had ovarian cancer!
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lol. She is really full of shit. With her 1,000 rare health problems, there's no logical reason for the system to deny her either permanent Tricare, or regular disability coverage. Her foster parents or her real parents could have just kept her on their insurance, but if not, then even the hospitals have social workers who can get people signed up for Medicaid, or disability if it's needed.

This makes no sense for her to not be covered at 18 and beyond. If you fill out the paperwork and have a lot of horrible issues, you get fast-tracked to health coverage or disability pretty quickly. Did they not fill it out? Why? Did her (foster) parents choose to drop her when she was "in a coma"? Did her (foster) parents disown her for dogfucking? Did she refuse help from her real parents because they "voted Drumpf"?

Or is she just lying?
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lol. With her 1,000 rare health problems, there's no logical reason for the system to deny her permanent Tricare, or regular disability coverage. Her foster parents or her real parents should have been able to just keep her on their insurance forever. Even the hospitals have social workers who can get people signed up for programs and disability if it's needed.

The survival rate on ovarian cancer isn't spectacular, either. About 1/2 are dead after 5 years.

"Foster parents" is almost certainly yet another lie. I should remind you that one of KF's favorite cows Brianna Wu claims he was also a foster or adopted (can't remember which). It's a common sympathy lie from pathological liars like Nacho and Wu.

Here she claims to be an outright orphan with no family:


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COPD, epilepsy, heart failure, color blindness, ovarian cancer, acute renal failure, requires a pacemaker - are you sure you aren't a 95 year old woman Nacho?
 
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The survival rate on ovarian cancer isn't spectacular, either. About 1/2 are dead after 5 years.

"Foster parents" is almost certainly yet another lie. I should remind you that one of KF's favorite cows Brianna Wu claims he was also a foster or adopted (can't remember which). It's a common sympathy lie from pathological liars like Nacho and Wu.

Here she claims to be an outright orphan with no family:


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COPD, epilepsy, heat failure, color blindness, ovarian cancer, acute renal failure, requires a pacemaker - are you sure you aren't a 95 year old woman Nacho?
It's funny, they claim they have all these different things but they can go out and go for a "wedding" in germany, it's so clearly bullshit
 
It's funny, they claim they have all these different things but they can go out and go for a "wedding" in germany, it's so clearly bullshit

Her telling Twitter about her medical history

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Seriously, for everything she had going on, she should have died a lot sooner, or at least be bed ridden. But if I were an outed dog fucker I'd probably make up insane medical issues for sympathy shielding, too.
 
Something else to chew on - I found a tweet where she mentions her 'host family' I don't think this one had been noticed. Odd phraseology if you're getting married there. -


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Someone already archived it, but I didnt see this posted -


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3 brothers, no orphan

She deleted the first tweet in that thread at some point, wonder if she had tagged her brother's twitter.
 
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So, I wonder what happened to her other two brothers? She claimed she had a transgender sibling?

Well it gets a bit muddy. She claims her "younger" sister is the trans one. Which makes it all a bit odd. Since otherwise, she seems to claim to only have brothers, and being the youngest of the siblings.
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I am also checking for some details around her twitter account, and since 11th of Jan when things went silent and may 10th, 37 tweets have been deleted between various dates. Over a period of time. So someone is accessing her account to clean house, like Wheezy said.

There has also been several "following" and "unfollowing" done by the account since 11th of Jan up until start of May. She ain't dead. 100% sure she ain't dead. She is out there faking it.

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Her last activity was 14th of May when she followed someone.

I sort of want to add to some tourist and visa information that has been discussed before. On a tourist visa, you can stay in Germany, for 90 days. within 6 months. She went in late sept/start of oct, and would then be likely allowed to stay until early Jan at the longest. If that was the Visa she went for. There is a possibility she is back in the US now. Somewhere in Rochester New York probably, unless she broke it off with the boyfriend.

"Citizens of the United States with a valid U.S. Tourist passport (blue passport) can travel to Germany and other countries of the Schengen Area for a maximum of 90 days without having to apply or obtain a Schengen visa."

 
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