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There is some fuckery that happens in brain mapping, cases where the brain basically views someone's own limbs as invasive their entire lives. The human brain is a chunk of biology, and biology is, at best, a pile of meat that functions in the vague direction of correctly, at worse we get freaks with extra limbs, a completely malfunctioning brain, missing organs, and parts in the wrong place that rapidly falls apart and dies. Human biology is successful in that it gets things mostly functional most of the time.

Shit getting mapped wrong isn't that uncommon, there are a handful of forms of "clumsy" that are the result of just bad wiring, but troons clung to a rather rare mapping issue and try to claim it is far more common than it is to partake in a fetish. I can totally believe sometimes that shit gets mapped wrong, I can also believe that maybe 1 in 100 trans people have that fucked up map, the rest have a fetish.

All evidence points to inbuilt mental illness is by far the most common failing of human biology. The brain is the one thing that seems to come out wrong the most often, likely because you don't need a super functional brain to reproduce, collect food, beat predators with a rock et c., so our gene pool is filled with garbage brain genetics.

Think about it like this: Malfunctioning heart? Darwin says "you don't make the cut". Shitty spare limb? Darwin says "GTFO". Teeth so fucked you can't eat? Darwin says "The door is on the left". Slightly funky mutation in the brain that makes you think you should have titties when you don't? Darwin says "Good enough, you can still eat, fuck, and beat prey with rock". A condition that causes your brain to not process social relationships despite humans being a social species? Darwin says "Rape is still a valid way to pass on your genetics if you can't win a mate through the usual rituals". Brain reacting to the various signal chemicals it uses to tell you to feel good or bad in the wrong way? Darwin says "You can still make babies, defend yourself, and shove food down your throat even if you're inappropriately happy or sad".

The room for fucked up brain is far larger and more forgiving than anywhere else for viability at passing on our genetics, but it also means the most issues related to it can pollute our genetics and cause wide spread issues compared to anything else. This is why I am a strong believer in eugenics, I got enough genetic issues myself that I will gladly accept my Darwin Award for the good of the species, but I am in no place to force my beliefs on others. There are some serious ethical questions to be asked about if your brain came with some bugs causing it to malfunction by default if it is right to reproduce or not. Same for hereditary diseases. The issue also becomes "who do we decide who has the right to reproduce or not?" and how to decide such in an ethical way. Voluntary eugenics everyone. Don't reproduce if you got a family history of some fucked up shit. Troons luckily tend to destroy their shit often enough now to not be able to reproduce and pollute our gene pool with their brand of crazy.

Now lets stop all being spergs and laugh at funny troon.

What the actual fuck there KevKev? That is such a failure in flirting. Also to add some context:

Ok, so firstly, Pepsi Blue wasn't even made out to be that big of an excitement for Wedge. Like, that is the level of excitement I showed when I see a limited time burger I like is back at a fast food place. Am I excited? Yeah, it means I can have the thing I like again when my day is going shitty, but it isn't like it is a big deal.

Also, wouldn't the more appropriate response be "Oh hey! I like Pepsi Blue too sweetheart! Next time we get together we should get some together 😍" or something like that, like that seems like the human way to handle that interaction right? I can't believe I share a chromosome arrangement with these failures.

That photoshop job is bad enough that it looks like clay on his face.
Agreed people like Kevin, Chris, boogie, movie Bob, and Ethan Ralph are plan as day awnsers to the question of "who should and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. " (though some like the aforementioned Kevin and Chris have thankfully closed the avenue of reproduction off)

But on a lighter note I love how wedge says "how much of our generation is represented by things being stripped away from us?" gee that could be a valid and thought provoking statement.... If it wasn't immediately followed by him listing stupid, meaningless junk that only lazy coonsoomer shit for brains like him and Kevin care about.


Seriously Pepsi blue? Pokemon cards? The only reasonable thing he lists are living wages, glad to see you have your priorities straight you unemployable fags.

How bout the right to arm yourself? The right to defend yourself? The right to speak freely without being publicly shunned and possibly have your livelyhood taken away? The right to raise kids normally without having the state put them in foster care just because you taught your boys to be boys and girls to be girls? Oh wait I forgot wedges generation is one that doesn't give a fuck about any of that so long as they have toys, hrt, drugs and alcohol and all the handouts from big government and tech to take care of them.
 
Welp PL'd this much already... Honest reason? I'm a sadistic monster who likes watching cute masochists squirm in misery and pain.

Never said I was a sane person, I just have a grip on what normies think and am aware how fucked up some of the things people ask me to do really are, along with how fucked up the fun I have doing so is. A few complain about the fact I won't do it tighter, but that is because I have some ethics and won't do anything that might cause lasting damage.

Your junk is more resilient than people think but too delicate to get reckless.

Also this reason:


Don't apply much more sanity to sadists than masochists. Seriously, we're like 70% as crazy and hypocritical. We're all mad.


I don't believe in maiming my partners personally... Though I know someone who got a bit too ambitious with others and all I'll say is from stories I've heard that boulder is too dull. Your fault if you click it.
Hahahaha Jesus Christ. Halal thread when?
 
Given Kevin's sexual history, it's no wonder he believes a woman orgasming is a mythical event only heard of of legend.
This is the same guy whose idea of jerking off with his wound is comparable to going up and down the stairs and not maintaining a pace. Kevin wishes that woman were that broken so he could feel better about himself.
...but I thought they were located in a deeply red part of the state, surrounded by nazi militias overinflating car tyres and constantly harrassing poor poor twanz wymmynz so much so they have to open carry in town to show them troonsphobes they're not to fuck with?
Aren't these the same dumb shits who at one point said "The police came by and said our animals are okay, fuck you facists", promptly 180'd and said "The police are conspiring with the facists!" all the while Bonnie is running around with a high powered rifle scoping out the people nearby and probably has a complaint or two against him.
Penny ignoring kevin
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I'm guessing he'd trade Kev for literally anyone else who doesn't smell of or reminds him of rotting flesh.
 
I do have to point out that it is super easy to talk yourself into both physical and mental health conditions - especially body dysmorphia type things, if you're around loads of other people who have that issue. I know non-anorexic people who've gone into psych wards primarily full of anorexic patients, and come out with anorexia; I know "non-dysphoric uwu" troons who've gone into the trans community and developed dysphoria. If you're around a bunch of people with a similar body to you who're constantly talking about how much they hate it and how disgusting they are and how they need to fix it (whether that's how fat they are, or how awful their breasts are, or how disgusting erections/pensises are, etc. etc.), it's kind of inevitable that you get to thinking "well if everyone in this group looks like me, and they all hate their bodies, maybe I should hate my body too?".

You can argue til the cows come home about whether there's a difference between "dysphoria from birth" (which, frankly, I'm not even sure is a thing; troons are really good at reconning their own histories to find evidence from when they were kids that they were "trans all along", and also if you talk to enough of them, they're often not really even describing the same thing or cause which makes me think that "dysphoria" is actually a lot of different psychological shit that's lumped together because it's ended up projected onto sex characteristics) and this kind of induced/social contagion dysphoria, but the fact of the matter is that they both end up with you feeling uncomfy in your body. I fully agree that Kevin is AGP; I don't think he initially had dysphoria. However, I think it's highly likely that he a) initially interpreted "lack of the cooms I get when I'm larping as a woman" to mean that he was miserable as a man (slash just associated being depressed and anxious with being "boymode"), and b) then started hanging out exclusively with other troons who where whining about how much they hated their boy parts and beards and man-hands and whatever else, and just kind of picked up the (induced) dysmorphia via social contagion.

It's also relatively common for people with other mental health issues (anxiety and depression included, which I think we can all agree Kevvie is/was depressed) to latch onto changing their body as a way to "fix" things. It may well be that he feels better larping as a woman, because the high from the latest surgery/instance of him exerting control over his body is alleviating the depression somewhat (temporarily).
Shit gotten the first way tends to fade relatively quickly, though, once you get the person...well...aired out. The trick is doing that--it's caused because they're in a group where that shit's normalized, and people want to be 'normal,' though usually this type will also have tells if you mention obliquely things they should recognize from experience if they actually did have it.

Slight PL: It's a benefit of having a technically a low-key dysmorphia that's probably going to be leveraged to get medical shit cared for. If I play up my distress, insurance will approve it more easily than the chronic pain that's the actual reason why I'm willing to consider surgery at all. But I have noticed when I reference it who does and doesn't recognize that the dysmorphia is present. (And if I directly reference it, I have to deal with troons going "oh an egg!" and harassing me. They're definitely getting something sexual out of that shit.)

But I think you're dead-on with Kev having depression, and depression and anxiety are pretty normal for Kev's generation because the adults went "Let's fuck up all the kids for a generation with well-intentioned smooth-brained shit!" The self-esteem movement has hung around despite being not merely completely debunked but proven to be outright toxic, and it's been joined by more.

The consoomer shit he does is probably also driven by depression, as well as the thirst tweeting. Also the general neglect of self-care, which is one thing that actually is something that is actually proven to help--literally, Kev could feel better about himself if he just took a fucking bath. (Relative scale of better, of course.) The only thing that's not fitting with depression is the total and complete failure to...well...have accurate evaluations of himself and his situation--depression usually makes you very accurate about that--but that's probably a comorbid condition.

Agreed people like Kevin, Chris, boogie, movie Bob, and Ethan Ralph are plan as day awnsers to the question of "who should and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. " (though some like the aforementioned Kevin and Chris have thankfully closed the avenue of reproduction off)

But on a lighter note I love how wedge says "how much of our generation is represented by things being stripped away from us?" gee that could be a valid and thought provoking statement.... If it wasn't immediately followed by him listing stupid, meaningless junk that only lazy coonsoomer shit for brains like him and Kevin care about.


Seriously Pepsi blue? Pokemon cards? The only reasonable thing he lists are living wages, glad to see you have your priorities straight you unemployable fags.

How bout the right to arm yourself? The right to defend yourself? The right to speak freely without being publicly shunned and possibly have your livelyhood taken away? The right to raise kids normally without having the state put them in foster care just because you taught your boys to be boys and girls to be girls? Oh wait I forgot wedges generation is one that doesn't give a fuck about any of that so long as they have toys, hrt, drugs and alcohol and all the handouts from big government and tech to take care of them.
Hey, everything reasonable there is going away because of them.

Honestly, it'd be actually pretty accurate to say the same applies to Pepsi Blue and Pokemon cards: If they sold, they'd still be around.

But you left out a key thing: Kev and Wedge and all expect pretty much all of that to be free to them--to be paid for by Somebody Else's Money, which is a huge part of why they're unemployable fags. I mean, the Tranch is and was doomed--it's never been a question of if it will fail, only one of how and when--because they not only don't have a work ethic, they deride the very concept of one. They don't even have a decent concept of how the economy works, not on the most basic level.

But I'm not sure why anybody expects anything better from socialists. Marx and Engels were their era's version of trust fund hipster scum, though their hagiographies obviously won't talk about that. (Doesn't exactly look good when you admit both were exactly the type they rail against, and had no problems with it!)

But on this note: anybody else looking forward to how Kev takes Twitter stopping being completely free? Especially since it looks like some of the features they might charge for would be ones Kev *~*needs*~*...but of course will chimp out at the idea that Twitter needs to be able to pay its employees & cannot just give away its services for free forever. (But it's going to be a great day for New Zealand agriculturalists if they decide that you should pay if you wanna have shit like blockchains, or kick the current form of protected accounts behind a paywall.)
 
Simple, wonderful things that Kevin Gibes will never (again) experience #1: Being happy.

Simple, wonderful things that Kevin Gibes will never (again) experience #2: Orgasm.

Simple, wonderful things that Kevin Gibes will never (again) experience #3: Getting the woman you love pregnant, having your own children.

Simple, wonderful things that Kevin Gibes will never experience #4: Parent(s)/family/your kid(s) being proud of you, bragging about you.
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Simple, wonderful things that Kevin Gibes will never experience #113: Getting a text from your sexy, real girl, shower buddy saying "babe I just shaved for you, she's all nice and smooth for you, I know you're busy rn but hope we can get together soon ♥"

I think 41% has to be a very conservative number when you start looking at all the awesome stuff they destroyed for themselves. As we (more) normal folks go through our daily lives, about 95% of all the simple, wonderful things we experience are now off the table for Kevin Gibes.

If living only 5% of a normal life is living your best life then maybe you're just lying to yourself.

Sad!
 
This is why I am a strong believer in eugenics, I got enough genetic issues myself that I will gladly accept my Darwin Award for the good of the species, but I am in no place to force my beliefs on others. There are some serious ethical questions to be asked about if your brain came with some bugs causing it to malfunction by default if it is right to reproduce or not. Same for hereditary diseases. The issue also becomes "who do we decide who has the right to reproduce or not?" and how to decide such in an ethical way. Voluntary eugenics everyone. Don't reproduce if you got a family history of some fucked up shit. Troons luckily tend to destroy their shit often enough now to not be able to reproduce and pollute our gene pool with their brand of crazy.
Choosing not to reproduce for such reasons as not passing on genetic or mental disorders is a noble decision that should be celebrated more than it ever has been. Unfortunately, Kevin did not make his decision to never reproduce in exchange for the ultimate coom that never came.
 
Choosing not to reproduce for such reasons as not passing on genetic or mental disorders is a noble decision that should be celebrated more than it ever has been. Unfortunately, Kevin did not make his decision to never reproduce in exchange for the ultimate coom that never came.
Yeah, main problem is unfortunately the price for entry for a higher-functioning brain is raised odds of shit going wrong--the more complex the system the more that can go wrong applies to the human brain.

With Kev? Meh. Probably nothing wrong outside of the expected intelligence levels of your tripfag /b/tard compounded by parental neglect to the point that we probably should count it as abuse. What's wrong with Kev is probably more nurture than nature. But since Kev's ended up a predator...no slack for him. Just a cheerful wish that his mother enjoys seeing the results of her shit parenting.

No, because whatever his reaction is I know it will somehow depress me.
On a level, I agree with you, all outcomes will be depressing. Him 41%ing himself over this: Depressing. Him not 41%ing himself over this: Depressing.

Kev somehow never noticing Twitter adding paid features, even if features he seems to adore get yeeted behind the paywall: Depressing.

There's no way this isn't going to be somehow depressing. I am only asking for it to provide enough laughs to make up for the fact I'm stuck in a universe where Kev can exist.

Edit to correct myself: Actually, I don't think it'll be depressing if Twitter adds a tweet limit of some kind on free accounts & Kev just keeps slamming into it while remaining oblivious to the ability to pay to keep tweeting. I just don't think Twitter's likely to have the basic sense to make people who use more resources contribute to the platform's existence.
 
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This dude just has to make everything about him. It couldn't be "it's awesome that you love Pepsi Blue sweetheart" or "what a cute story, can I call you Blue too daddy?" No, it's purely how can I inject myself into this and make it about me? How is that not exhausting and how do his roommates not strangle him?
It’s clear as day that every relationship in his life is transactional (no pun intended) and this is why!
He has to pay $1k a month to live with his “girlfriends “ and has to pay for a creepy clown prostitute to have “sex” with him. No one else can tolerate to be around his obnoxious narcissistic presence. It’s always “me, me, me” with him.
 
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