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Yeah, until it comes out than Kev is violating animals or kids or innocent adults* he is a horror cow but not a horrorcow. Like, he is disgusting and sometimes downright offensive but in a comically funny way from how wrong and deluded he is. Also a great resource to peaktrans people.

(His obsession with the Splatoon/Hat in Time girls is suspicious but that may just be his need to Consoom video game product)

Nastier stuff like the zoosadism thread is actually unreadable (for me), it legit ruins my whole day. Semper Fi to those going through it to bust the dog molesters.

* I don't believe Kev was involved in Bonnie and Penny assaulting a woman, correct me if wrong.
 
Yeah, until it comes out than Kev is violating animals or kids or innocent adults* he is a horror cow but not a horrorcow. Like, he is disgusting and sometimes downright offensive but in a comically funny way from how wrong and deluded he is. Also a great resource to peaktrans people.

(His obsession with the Splatoon/Hat in Time girls is suspicious but that may just be his need to Consoom video game product)

Nastier stuff like the zoosadism thread is actually unreadable (for me), it legit ruins my whole day. Semper Fi to those going through it to bust the dog molesters.

* I don't believe Kev was involved in Bonnie and Penny assaulting a woman, correct me if wrong.
Agreed, Kevin is a sideshow in a circus that we can laugh at, the worst he's done is have wedge lick his stink ditch...and I can't believe I live in a world where THAT is tame compared to what I've seen in the zoosadism thread and especially that Archive link...I can never look at a Louisville Slugger the same way ever again that's for sure.
 
Makeover time

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The goal was to feminize his features while keeping in line with his aesthetic and preferred maintenance levels.

Bangs. These cover up the forehead lines, receding hairline, brow ridge, and bushy eyebrows. He could also reshape his brows and get Botox and side swept bangs, but that seemed like more maintenance than he'd realistically want.

Lip color. He doesn't seem to like wearing makeup, but he should make an exception for this one thing. Tinted lip balm is cheap, moisturizing, and delicious, and he wouldn't have to worry about getting the application just right (unlike lipstick.) Maybelline Baby Lips in "Cherry Me" is the shade that was attempted here.

Side cut. The side cut has been raised a little higher. This is because his shave currently lands right where a bald man's ring of hair would be, so people see it and think "bald," even though it's technically reverse-bald. The side cut stayed only because he seems intent on keeping it.

Piercings. Males have a longer philtrum than females, so these were an effort to create the illusion of a shorter philtrum. Our brains group the Medusa piercing with the top lip, and likewise the septum ring with the bottom of the nose. This gives the impression that the philtrum is only as long as the distance between the two piercings.

Tattoo. Women who are into alt fashion will often have tattoos in places that accentuate their femininity, so he was given a flirty botanical tattoo for his decollette area. I also thought it might be a good insurance policy to further distract the eye.
 
I... nothing I can type can better sum up my reaction than a retelling of my thought process during this.

So I was working on Pathfinder prep, and look over and see this tab had a dot, open it up to see notifications, click for the new Kevin Gibes update, then I started reading, forgetting to brace myself for potential weapon grade retardedness.

"I need someone to cum in me rn" This is the first time my head hits my desk. Really? Starting that strong today KevKev? Alright.

"Girl horny comes right back" head injuries follow. Alright Kev, let me get my wrist cushion to protect my head as I read the next bit. Also, KEV YOU DON'T HAVE GIRL HORNY YOU'RE JUST AN OVER SEXED AGP!

"I'm really gay" Cushion immediately doing its job. Also, did it develop intelligence for the first time? We've known that at least since you fucked Wedge, if not before. Keep up KevKev. We know you better than you do, you sexed up freak.

"Before HRT... [...] After HRT... [...]" its like these mother fuckers were never horny teenagers, that or maybe they can't get off properly without their AGP fetish. Or maybe... just maybe... they aren't getting off at all and just deluding themselves. Also, KevKev agreeing with this is hilarious, because doesn't he need to cope hard with the fact it just "takes women longer" when he takes an hour to get off?

"Being a raging lesbian" Thank god for that cushion. Let me stop you right there KevKev, we know why you RT'd this and no. You're not a lesbian, you're clearly bisexual. I've seen the unfortunate evidence of you taking dick and it is pretty clear with your AGP you want to do the do with women.

"There's this hottie [...]" They might be DTF, but I doubt any of them want to be anywhere near your stinky am hole. One second while I give the cushion a break after reading this one.

"Transitioning as an adult [...]" It isn't puberty. You're just indulging in a 24/7 fetish and pumped full of hormones that your brain can't properly cope with and you lack the self control you should've learned as a teenager.

Wedge, I am sure most of your follows are people wanting to laugh at you. Nothing else. Also at least Kev is admitting everything he does on Twitter is about thirst.

YouTube commenter is based.

Head desk count: 7. This is what I get for entering KevKev land while being in a normal frame of mind and not being fully prepared for stupidity.
 
It's amazing how much these eunuchs lie about being able to orgasm.
They are hiding the fact they can't coom by pretending dick destruction made them super duper mega coomers.

I have 10 billion earth shattering full body orgasms in 1 minute! I'm a real gurrrl! My bed is soaked but I can't stop cooming! Hsgsfsfsffg! Here we go again! I'm cooming & tweeting at the same time!
 
Makeover time

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The goal was to feminize his features while keeping in line with his aesthetic and preferred maintenance levels.

Bangs. These cover up the forehead lines, receding hairline, brow ridge, and bushy eyebrows. He could also reshape his brows and get Botox and side swept bangs, but that seemed like more maintenance than he'd realistically want.

Lip color. He doesn't seem to like wearing makeup, but he should make an exception for this one thing. Tinted lip balm is cheap, moisturizing, and delicious, and he wouldn't have to worry about getting the application just right (unlike lipstick.) Maybelline Baby Lips in "Cherry Me" is the shade that was attempted here.

Side cut. The side cut has been raised a little higher. This is because his shave currently lands right where a bald man's ring of hair would be, so people see it and think "bald," even though it's technically reverse-bald. The side cut stayed only because he seems intent on keeping it.

Piercings. Males have a longer philtrum than females, so these were an effort to create the illusion of a shorter philtrum. Our brains group the Medusa piercing with the top lip, and likewise the septum ring with the bottom of the nose. This gives the impression that the philtrum is only as long as the distance between the two piercings.

Tattoo. Women who are into alt fashion will often have tattoos in places that accentuate their femininity, so he was given a flirty botanical tattoo for his decollette area. I also thought it might be a good insurance policy to further distract the eye.
Looks like a retarded half cousin of Haley Williams
 
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