Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Doesn't he live with his misteress?
Whom iirc still has a cock?
Wicked sex life, bro
An actual female would have already had someone cum inside her at the tranch (probaby not voluntarily ... but still). The fact that none of them are remotely interested in boning each other says all you need to know about A) the functionality of their genitals and B) their attractiveness.

And in the world of women, the hot chicks don't need to declare how much hotter they are than everyone else. Because anyone with eyes can already see it. I think too many troons have fallen for the Secret bullshit (or maybe it comes from Harry Potter) where they think they can manifest what they want by simply speaking it into being. A lot of cows I follow do that. Pure delusion.
 
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really need someone to cum inside me slowly and painstakingly feed an inert mixture of piss and spermless cum into me using a teat pipette and a magnifying glass rn

Kev is a busy man with enough bespoke degeneracy to occupy him round the clock. He could save valuable time by automating generic shit like this, "gosh i'm so gay", "wow can't believe i have a vag" and so on.
Code:
10 PRINT "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO GAY";
20 PRINT "I NEED SOMEONE TO CUM INSIDE ME HGHFGGGGHFGH";
30 PRINT "I HAVE AN UNEXPECTED MEDICAL BILL PLEASE DONATE TO MY PAYPAL";
40 GOTO 10

I could be convinced Kevin is actually a machine learning algorithm programmed to turn people into TERFs by writing procedurally generated tweets based off of other troons in an experimental effort to create the peak troon.

I know that Kevin likes to think he's headmates with Glados from Portal (an intelligent and cunning AI). When in reality he's more like troon Wheatley, where not only is he a personality designed to purposely be a moron. They also gave Wheatley AGP and every fetish known to man.
 
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I was gonna say that breast implants are more likely to come first, because come on now, but good work, kiwis!
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Although he was likely just fishing for this:
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Boob job saga would be so much better (milkier lol), though. We should post more about how no actual woman (much less any attractive one) has weird, sad, moobs like Kev's.

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And honestly, their size is kinda remarkably small, relative to the rest of his obese body. I've seen less-fat guys with rounder, more femininely-proportioned tits.

A nice, big pair of implants might unironically distract the eye from Kev's obviously male-pattern fat distribution. It might even be exactly what he needs to finally coom like he could before getting his sex organ lopped off. In fact, I bet with big enough implants, he'll coom even better than before!
I'm losing track of how many times Kevin has flip-flopped from "I don't care that I don't look like a woman" to "man I sure want to die because I don't look like a woman."
 
If Kevin has panic attacks at the sound of gunshots, why is he not posting daily about getting them at the fucking tranch, a place full of gun enthusiasts who carry them constantly and have posted many pics of them practicing on the property? I guess the Mxstress has forbade him from complaining about anything ranch-related?

Also the side-shave is looking more miserable every time I see it.
 
Fuck. You. You. Greasy. Shitstain. Troon.

You and your ilk SHOUT OVER and SHUT DOWN gays and lesbians who have put in the REAL WORK and experienced REAL TRAUMA in the past when they ask greasy SPEDS like you to stop saying queer.

Queer is a slur you fucking tranny/troon/he-she/shim/shit
Such is what happens, sometimes. You give someone an inch, and they might take it. But someone else will ultimately come forward to take a mile from you. It's the natural consequence of permitting some things and not others.
 
Well boys, how about we reclaim the words "nazi", "bigot", and "chud"? They'll throw one hell of a tantrum if we do.

What is with people turning legitimate mental illnesses like autism and anxiety disorders into another one of their faggoty "identities"? These are literal diseases, that need to be diagnosed by a psychologist. They are in no way related to the left's concept of Marxist Class struggle. Even worse, these degenerates think that because they were self-diagnosed with, say, autism, they are immune to any criticism of their childish behavior (which is ironically true). And yet no one within their group wants to call them out on their bullshit.
I know what I said is very surface-level, but I just need to vent about how much this makes me want to send these twitter trannies each a letter with the phrase "STOP BEING A RETARDED FAG" written in Times New Roman 48pt font... in minecraft.
 
What is with people turning legitimate mental illnesses like autism and anxiety disorders into another one of their faggoty "identities"?
Because they don't suffer from it, they have no idea just how goddamn crippling mental illness and autism really is. A lot of famous, creative people, and world leaders now and in history have been speculated to suffer from mental illness or otherwise some malady, and yet, they still were able to be amazing people that have been important enough to record their life and their works. They see this, and think, "Oh, I suffer from a mental illness or autism, so therefore, I am just as talented and creative and special as so and so". They think it makes them quirky and special, and, also, they get to use it to excuse their behavior and milk in pity points.

Which when people try this shit with me, I tell them to get on goddamn medication or fuck off.
 
Why do so many AGPs wear glasses instead of contacts? Am I imagining it? Maybe there’s some correlation between AGP and being too much of a pussy to wear contacts, I’ll contact my local research university with this discovery.
Because they all have that fetish for uwu cute nerd girls so they try to be them
 
KEVIN FOREHEAD UPDATE!
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No photoshop this time, and the wrinkles are starting to look a little wavy. Quite an interesting development, although it could just be the angle of the pic of his facial expression.
The lower half looks like it has been smoothed out (we all know Kev has craters in his cheeks). But it is as if the filter couldn't process his forehead as human and glitched out.
 
Why do so many AGPs wear glasses instead of contacts? Am I imagining it? Maybe there’s some correlation between AGP and being too much of a pussy to wear contacts, I’ll contact my local research university with this discovery.
They do a terrible job cleaning themselves. You just know they'll fail at basic contact cleaning and get pinkeye in the first week or so of wearing them.

Also worth noting an awful lot are autistic. The contacts on their eyes might put them in sensory overload.
 
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