Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Celestine]

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Sidebar, I see you fat fucking Lizzo, I see what you're trying to fucking do, you stole CupcakKe's swag, bitch! And now you all out here talking about "I'm female rapper," you ain't no fucking female rapper BITCH, you don't got enough fucking sex appeal, to be no fucking female rapper. Don't let Craig Calman gas you, Lizzo, you still fucking- a fat, boring- you still a fat, boring hipster rapper, bitch. You not fucking with CupcakKe, you not eating CupcaKke, and I'm sorry, I know that's really white, that's really the reason why CupcakKe feeling like she wanna quit, because she sees all her fucking magic being fucking- torn to fucking shreds by FAT LIZZO!
I hate you, Fat Lizzo. I fucking hate you girl. I hate you for coming out with that floss up your fucking fat ass, and really trying to steal from the fucking black girls CupcakKe, cause I know the fucking white gays got in your head, and was like "Yeah, steal CupcakKe's thing!" and now you out here just riding on that black bitch's fucking energy, trying to act like body positivity you fat ho!
No, the public really needs to get into CupcakKe and leave this fucking wack fat bitch Lizzo aside, like so what if she's fucking fat, body positivity my ass, bitch- if you don't go play that flute and make me some Stevie Wonder shit, and leave this female rapster alone cause bitch, you don't have n-
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For fun I wanted to see how many times she said "fucking" and this just

Edit: I forgot 3 "fucking"s so there's 17. Here's the updated count.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Spoiler: Transcript

Sidebar, I see you fat fuckin' Lizzo, I see what you're trying to fucking do, you stole CupcakKe's swag, bitch! And now you all out here talking about "I'm female rapper," you ain't no female rapper BITCH, you don't got enough fucking sex appeal, to be no fucking female rapper. Don't let Craig Calman gas you, Lizzo, you still fucking- a fat, boring- you still a fat, boring hipster rapper, bitch. You not fucking with CupcakKe, you not eating CupcaKke, and I'm sorry, I know that's really white, that's really the reason why CupcakKe feeling like she wanna quit, because she sees all her fucking magic being fucking- torn to fucking shreds by FAT LIZZO!
I hate you, Fat Lizzo. I fucking hate you girl. I hate you for coming out with that floss up your fat ass, and really trying to steal from the fucking black girls CupcakKe, cause I know the fucking white gays got in your head, and was like "Yeah, steal CupcakKe's thing!" and now you out here just riding on that black bitch's fucking energy, trying to act like body positivity you fat ho!
No, the public really needs to get into CupcakKe and leave this fucking wack fat bitch Lizzo aside, like so what if she's fucking fat, body positivity my ass, bitch- if you don't go play that flute and make me some Stevie Wonder shit, and leave this female rapster alone cause bitch, you don't have n-
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For fun I wanted to see how many times she said "fucking" and this just
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Glad to see that there’s a real fact checker that we all can rely on. Off topic, what tool did you use to see how many times she said that?

 

[Celestine]

Glad to see that there’s a real fact checker that we all can rely on. Off topic, what tool did you use to see how many times she said that?

I used this website, wordcounter.io. The way she screams "fat fucking LIZZO" had me in tears.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

That was beautiful. Now, what are her thoughts on Lizzo thirsting for (white) Captain America?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Thanks for sharing, Azealia.

 

[Big Ruski]

So tired of that fat bitch, I found more Islamic content when I saw her nudes on a A&N article then the Quran itself

Lmao "White Gays" had me dying.

 

[Cool Dog]

I love this bitch. Some of her responses to people who provoke her are just plain art.

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Haha but seriously how the fuck is she still not only not banned but a bluecheck too? what kind of magical niggardry is she using?

 

[eDove]

I mostly knew about her from ADoseofBuckley's old video on her. She seemed a little crazy, but I didn't she was THIS crazy. Good grief. She's one nasty-ass bitch. She's nastier than a lot of the cows on this site.

Also, her music's irredeemably generic and she's salty for being a second-rate musician

 

[Knightofwandz]

one of my favorite controversies of hers is the Affair she had with Dave Chapelle.

“Like Dave Chappelle,” she said in the video. “I should ruin your f*cking marriage… I should ruin your f*cking marriage. I should tell the f*cking world that we f*cked … cause y’all n*ggas don’t look out for me so what the f*ck I’m keeping secrets for y’all n*ggas for.”
Deciding to air him out, Banks went on to detail their alleged encounter. “You got some good d*ck, n*gga!…No, Dave Chappelle can f*ck me again,” she continued. “That was some good Black d*ck. That was some good, strong, Manding’…and that n*gga’s a legend- like, yes. Gimme that f*cking legend energy! I will snatch that sh*t right out!”

 

[Akashic Retard]

Haha but seriously how the fuck is she still not only not banned but a bluecheck too? what kind of magical niggardry is she using?

Azealia Banks suspended from Twitter following racist attack on Zayn Malik

The rapper’s latest Twitter feud saw her strike out at former One Direction star Malik with homophobic and racially charged slurs

www.theguardian.com

Love the picture they used

 

[ggalin]

if she wasn’t such a manic bitch she probably would get more deals

 

[one_time_user]

she also attacked Russell Crowe and he spit on her

 

[Xolanite]

Ah yes, Azealia Banks, the embodiment of “off her meds and online”

 

[Enola Straight]

Thanks, @Hamberlard Raid for putting this together, though I'm surprised how new this topic is on the Kiwi Farms considering AB's long history of batshit insanity. Out of all the crazy celebs she's easily the most fun to watch.

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[Freya]

 

[Little Dark Age]

one of my favorite controversies of hers is the Affair she had with Dave Chapelle.

“Like Dave Chappelle,” she said in the video. “I should ruin your f*cking marriage… I should ruin your f*cking marriage. I should tell the f*cking world that we f*cked … cause y’all n*ggas don’t look out for me so what the f*ck I’m keeping secrets for y’all n*ggas for.”
Deciding to air him out, Banks went on to detail their alleged encounter. “You got some good d*ck, n*gga!…No, Dave Chappelle can f*ck me again,” she continued. “That was some good Black d*ck. That was some good, strong, Manding’…and that n*gga’s a legend- like, yes. Gimme that f*cking legend energy! I will snatch that sh*t right out!”

The best part about this transcript is that when she describes his "good strong black mandingo dick," the transcriber has respectfully capitalized "Black" lmao

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Love Miss Banks and am firmly of the belief she's a rare creative talent. However she's also a feckless waster (just make some fucking music already) and a relentless twat. It takes some dedication to shit talk to kill the enormous amount of professional goodwill she had in 2012, especially with big dicks in the fashion industry.

In Jan 2012 Banks played a private dinner at Karl Lagerfeld's house. The full video's been (recently) privated by Derek Blasbourg but the 15s clip from Bank's instagram pretty much covers it. Just imagine more reaction shots of bemused eurotrash. This was pretty much three months after she released 212.

More support from fashion heavy hitters: Nicola Formichetti, he of the Lady Gaga meat dress. Rose to super fame as Gaga's creative director and he loved Azealia. He art directed her Liquorice video, directed by Rankin. I imagine they pretty much did this for free given how early in her career it was. Liquorice stills:



T by Alexander Wang Fall 2012 Campaign

On the one hand, I can't blame her for not sticking with these fart-huffing fags, on the other this bitch had amazing connections and squandered a lifetime of free high quality collaborations and paid work so I'm a little mad.

January 2013: in Twitter beefs, Azealia Banks vs Perez Hilton brings us the gems 'messy faggot' and 'does your butthole whistle?'.


A personal lowlight: Azealia at Paris Fashion Week 2017.

(This appearance took place when she should have been in court for biting a bouncer's bitty.)

Finally, a palate cleanser: Azealia Banks in 2009 & 2010, age 17-18.

2009

2010 for Nike

 

[Tard Repository]

The sheer balls it takes to show up to Paris Fashion Week in nothing but a black puffer jacket and assless shorts... honestly it's a step up from "high fashion".

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Thanks for sharing, Azealia.
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GUYS SHES SO BASED GUYS I SWEAR

 

[Elysian]