Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Weed Eater]

Lol what does this mean? It sounds like something an incel would say.

I mean I don't think the other stuff that gets on the radio made by men are any better most of the time. Not everyone likes to hear about sex, drugs, money 24/7. Sure I sound like an incel but seriously most female rappers I've heard over the past decade talk about the same pussy-popping bullshit and I just have personally found it foul. If someone knows better and can prove me wrong then cool, show me a good female rap artist.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

"You smell like a roll of nickels" is one of the most unique insults I've ever seen. It's popped up randomly in my head since I read the OP and I have to stifle a random chuckle every time like a schizophrenic retard.

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This was also the insult that has stuck with me the most for some reason, and made me randomly giggle. I'm itching to use this next time me and my friends start ribbing each other.

Random, but does anyone else think part of the seethe from other female rappers comes from the fact that Azealia is actually really good looking? Compare her to Cardi B or Nikki Manaj; both of them look really weird and botched from surgery. For them to look even half way presentable, they have to cake on makeup and use filters. Meanwhile, Azealia constantly does videos and live streams where she clearly isn't wearing makeup, yet still manages to look cute.

Azealia, as far as we know, has only had a boobjob, and even that looks really natural. I don't think she's had anything else since her looks have more or less stayed the same since she was first discovered. I guess Azealia could have had more plastic surgery, but if so, then she did her homework and picked good surgeons and kept it really tasteful.

 

[Executive Koala]

This thread needs Azealia's amazing artwork of herself as Kali standing over the body of Elon Musk and holding Grimes' head. Truly a masterpiece:

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

AZEALIA, JOIN THE FARMS AND BECOME BRUJERIA KWEEN! You killed that OP, @Hamberlard Raid per usual. I still remember the controversy a few years back when she launched her BussyBoy Intimate Cleansing Soaps that were meant to 'lighten and tighten' the male anus, which left some of them blistered to an extreme degree and festering with anal sores. (lol)

Spoiler: Unfortunate Ass Bussy.. 🤮

 

[MediocreMilt]

Unfortunate Ass Bussy

He's mad that it removed the hair? Why would you care what color your a-hole is if you're going to leave the fur in the way?

The absolute state of homersexuals, man.

 

[Blasterman]

People ITT simping Azealia due to her "hating" x, y, z. She hates everything for fifteen minutes and then forget about it because she's bipolar. It's very entertaining to watch her chimp but LOL at treating her like a normal person who has actual opinions.

 

[wetcarpet]

AZEALIA, JOIN THE FARMS AND BECOME BRUJERIA KWEEN! You killed that OP, @Hamberlard Raid per usual. I still remember the controversy a few years back when she launched her BussyBoy Intimate Cleansing Soaps that were meant to 'lighten and tighten' the male anus, which left some of them blistered to an extreme degree and festering with anal sores. (lol)
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Spoiler: Unfortunate Ass Bussy.. 🤮

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Wow...she really posted a pic of her asshole on the internet.
Wow.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Wow...she really posted a pic of her asshole on the internet.
Wow.

That's some gay homosexual complaining about her butt bleach product. Not her.

 

[wetcarpet]

That's some gay homosexual complaining about her butt bleach product. Not her.

Ah, I'm r.etarded and a

I honestly just assumed it was hers, because it seems to be something she'd do.

 

[beautiful person]

Azealia, as far as we know, has only had a boobjob, and even that looks really natural. I don't think she's had anything else since her looks have more or less stayed the same since she was first discovered. I guess Azealia could have had more plastic surgery, but if so, then she did her homework and picked good surgeons and kept it really tasteful.

Her titjob was disproportionate and emphasized how narrow her hips, making her look like a baby Wendy Williams. She realized this and is working on getting them removed, last I heard.

She also used to promote skin-bleaching for awhile.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Her titjob was disproportionate and emphasized how narrow her hips, making her look like a baby Wendy Williams. She realized this and is working on getting them removed, last I heard.

She also used to promote skin-bleaching for awhile.

I mean, compared to most lolcows and other famous rappers with very obvious tits, her boobjob still looks good.

This is a 2019 unflattering photo from Getty Images, and I think they look fine.

Also, I'm aware of her skin lightening, but I don't consider that plastic surgery.

 

[Geese Howard]

I honestly just assumed it was hers, because it seems to be something she'd do.

She did, however, tweet a photo of her vagina at a conservative blogger who criticized her Playboy interview back in 2015.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2015/...it-photo-and-bizarre-message-at-conservatives (Archive)

 

[Spergerella]

The roll of nickels thing reminded me of Lamar Odom saying Khloe Kardassian’s snatch smelled like earring backs.

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[MediocreMilt]

Hey Azealia, get the fuck out of the US!

And whatever you do, don't make an account here and post your pussy in the thread.

I couldn't handle it.

 

[Spatula]

Honestly both Cupcakke and Azealia are super talented and don't get their flowers. They're killing the rap game.

Doja Cat would have joined the crew, but her jewish side took over once the money started rolling.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Current Dramas: The Jew-cy Diva Era

Since #catsoup, more recent happenings have revolved around Azealia’s relationship with fellow artist Ryder Ripps. One day, AB posts an after-sex selfie (while wearing a Grimes T-shirt) with an unknown man. Instagram was set ablaze with spectators trying to pinpoint the identity of this man with some speculating that the man was Elon Musk himself. Azealia reveals the mystery man to be Ryder Ripps. The couple collaborates in filming a music video in addition to a 24-minute audio sextape titled “I FUCKED RYDER RIPPS” sold as a non-fungible token (NFT; a unique digital asset, usually an art piece, sold in cryptocurrency) for over $17,000 USD. This NFT is currently being resold for $260 million USD. Suddenly, Ryder proposes to Azealia and asks for her hand in marriage. Azealia emphatically says yes! More controversy sparks as AB claims to be Jewish (a Jew-cy diva to be exact) by virtue of her fiancé’s Jewish heritage. Azealia likened her arbitrary self-identification as Jewish to MtF troons claiming to be women. Within one week, the couple split with Azealia keeping the ring, a family heirloom, and never speaking of Ryder again.
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I would give anything to have been a fly on the wall in their bedroom. You know the raceplay had to be wild.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

AZEALIA, JOIN THE FARMS AND BECOME BRUJERIA KWEEN! You killed that OP, @Hamberlard Raid per usual. I still remember the controversy a few years back when she launched her BussyBoy Intimate Cleansing Soaps that were meant to 'lighten and tighten' the male anus, which left some of them blistered to an extreme degree and festering with anal sores. (lol)
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Spoiler: Unfortunate Ass Bussy.. 🤮

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Gross, that looks more like herpes.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

On Sarah Palin:
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More on Palin:


Azealia Banks' thoughts are truly little gifts from the universe.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[MeltyTW]

This thread needs Azealia's amazing artwork of herself as Kali standing over the body of Elon Musk and holding Grimes' head. Truly a masterpiece:
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the fucking thumbs up from elon.

AZEALIA, JOIN THE FARMS AND BECOME BRUJERIA KWEEN! You killed that OP, @Hamberlard Raid per usual. I still remember the controversy a few years back when she launched her BussyBoy Intimate Cleansing Soaps that were meant to 'lighten and tighten' the male anus, which left some of them blistered to an extreme degree and festering with anal sores. (lol)
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thats foul. idk ive gagged less watching chris chan's taint wound and farting on cakes or ethan eating shit. the fact that rich white men will accost her for her services is baffling