Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

Regardless, kissing your hot new thing on top of your ex's grave is NOT a good look, especially if you want to be seen as having the mental and moral fortitude to lead heroes...

 

[Bolo]

Actually what killed Scott as a character was the launch of X-Factor and him abandoning his wife and newborn (literally, only a couple of weeks old) son to go shack up with Jean Grey and the OBSCENE character assassination they pulled on his ex-wife to justify Scott leaving her. This combined with Scott then cheating on Jean with Emma Frost (and Grant Morrison killing Jean off and forcing her to give Scott permission to fuck Emma when she was gone) and the whole Scott becoming Richard Spencer mutant supremacist clone killed Scott dead as a character for a LOT of people.

At least when Marvel screwed over Madelyne they had the decency to give their horny readers some cheesecake:

They even do some service for the ladies, look for Havok and X-men Inferno if you are into that stuff.

My memory is a bit fuzzy, but was Scott's tryst with Emma Frost and Jean's death all Morrison or was editorial involved with that decision? I know that Joe Quesada hated Peter Parker's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson so it wouldn't surprise me that Joe ordered a hit on Jean and shipped Scott with Emma.

I'm gonna say it was Morrison, because I remeber even at the time I was reading his X-men run (one of the few X-men I've read), I recall having this lasting impression that Emma Frost was treated as the writer's pet, and not by just giving her more powers, but by giving her som,e sort of weird high ground over all the other characters.

Probably Morrison thought it would be more interesting having goodie two shoes Scott paired up with former bad girl Frost, as the X-men needed some shake up... and that never really worked, but it seems to this day Scott and Emma Frost are still a thing... Or maybe Morrison is a dweb and thought "What if Scott is thorn apart by two girls, FIRE AND ICE, AM I RIGHT!?)

Dunno if that means much, because the X-men right now are in a fucking weird place, and not only Scott is fucking Emma Frost AND Jean Grey, but it ssems he is also fucking Wolverine, so whatever the fuck...

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

At least when Marvel screwed over Madelyne they had the decency to give their horny readers some cheesecake:

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They even do some service for the ladies, look for Havok and X-men Inferno if you are into that stuff.



I'm gonna say it was Morrison, because I remeber even at the time I was reading his X-men run (one of the few X-men I've read), I recall having this lasting impression that Emma Frost was treated as the writer's pet, and not by just giving her more powers, but by giving her som,e sort of weird high ground over all the other characters.

Probably Morrison thought it would be more interesting having goodie two shoes Scott paired up with former bad girl Frost, as the X-men needed some shake up... and that never really worked, but it seems to this day Scott and Emma Frost are still a thing... Or maybe Morrison is a dweb and thought "What if Scott is thorn apart by two girls, FIRE AND ICE, AM I RIGHT!?)

Dunno if that means much, because the X-men right now are in a fucking weird place, and not only Scott is fucking Emma Frost AND Jean Grey, but it ssems he is also fucking Wolverine, so whatever the fuck...

All those times Magneto adjusted the blood flow in his brain to control him and the other X-Men really did a number on him, huh?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

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OH FUCKING GOD HE DRONES SO MUCH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

How the fuck did I watch this guy? He just talks, and talks, and talks, and talks without ever stopping; without ever changing his tone. He's like an obese google translation speech. It's insane, he has such little charisma.

And how has he not improved his editing! I can fucking hear the cuts! I can hear them! I went from 'lol what is code' to competent with R inside a month; how has he not learned to smooth out the 'pops' when the audio cuts happen? How does a man do something for a decade and not improve, at all?

 

[MirrorNoir]

My memory is a bit fuzzy, but was Scott's tryst with Emma Frost and Jean's death all Morrison or was editorial involved with that decision? I know that Joe Quesada hated Peter Parker's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson so it wouldn't surprise me that Joe ordered a hit on Jean and shipped Scott with Emma.

Scott/Emma happened under Morrison's watch.

Story goes that Quesada, Morrison, and Joe Casey wanted Jean to break up with Scott and start fucking Wolverine, due to Scott having PTSD from being possessed by Apocalypse. The plan got leaked and backlash was so severe that Quesada was forced to stop the plan (traces of it can be seen in early issues of the Morrison run and Casey's first issue on UXM). However, Morrison then decided to respond to fan complaints by simply having Scott be the marriage wrecker and have an affair with Emma.

Jean's death happened, mainly due to the fact that editorial was asleep at the wheel; they were too busy wining and dining Joss Whedon to take over after Morrison, that Grant killed Jean off. However, editorial by that point was filled with people who in general, resented Jean's resurrection in the first place, so when Grant (who had four issues left on his contract) was asked if they wanted him to do a time loop ending to bring Jean back (as her death issue implied some major time fuckery was going on in Jean's final moments and his last four issues being a flash forward arc), editorial told him they didn't care either way. So Morrison left Jean dead after a brief fake-out ending when she comes back in an apocalyptic future and basically eliminates the future where she comes back to life and "stays dead" so Scott can keep leading the X-Men and prevent said bad future via hooking up with Emma full time.

Afterwords, Marvel pettily kept Emma/Scott and Beast's revamped look as the only things they preserved from the Morrison run because it was some of the biggest things fans WANTED undone when Morrison left the book.

 

[Mola Ram]

OH FUCKING GOD HE DRONES SO MUCH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

How the fuck did I watch this guy? He just talks, and talks, and talks, and talks without ever stopping; without ever changing his tone. He's like an obese google translation speech. It's insane, he has such little charisma.

And how has he not improved his editing! I can fucking hear the cuts! I can hear them! I went from 'lol what is code' to competent with R inside a month; how has he not learned to smooth out the 'pops' when the audio cuts happen? How does a man do something for a decade and not improve, at all?

Because Diabeeto is also Autismo.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Afterwords, Marvel pettily kept Emma/Scott and Beast's revamped look as the only things they preserved from the Morrison run because it was some of the biggest things fans WANTED undone when Morrison left the book.

Isn't astonishing that so many in Marvel's editorial were and are incredibly similar to Bob in their attitude towards the fans. The same also applies to the creatives who freelance for the company where they believe that they are always right and that the fans should be in awe of their genius. Many of the seeds that later germinate into Comicsgate were planted almost decade ago because of Joe Quesada's arrogance and disdain for the fanbase and I would include Dan DiDio to a degree. In more recent times I am astonished with what DC allowed Brian Bendis to get away with what he did to Superman--notably aging up Jon Kent to his late teens among other things. The fanbase is still seething from that soap opera shit, but both DC and current Superman scribe, Philip Kennedy Johnson, made clear that they are not reversing course on that. I am planning to only read Challenge of Super-Sons and refuse to even touch Superman: Son of Kal-El.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I haven't looked at this thread for a couple weeks, and I really do feel like a happier human being for it.

Bob is such a cesspit of belligerent negativity that spending too long looking at his tweets really does poison your soul. Even the moments when he's supposedly happy feel false. As though he's only trying to convince himself that he's having a good time.

 

[Positron]

How does a man do something for a decade and not improve, at all?

Bobby is Properly Evolved the first time round, ergo he doesn't need to evolve, ever.


Bears need to learn how to be a bear; if they don't make the effort to learn they'll starve in winter -- unlike blobs on hipster welfare.

Bobby wants covid to become a "semi-permenant culture war" thing, the virus a badge of honor for the GQP.

But if Biden and the CDC slowed down, this would also delay the inauguration of Kween Kamala, and this is totally unacceptable.
Better let the virus fly and blame people unfortunate enough to catch it "Nazis".

Working class voters are going to kill us all!


Sucking up to BLM and big corps:


Glenn Greenwald:


The Kike and the Muzzie Show:


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The discourse on They Live continues. Bobby can't talk himself out of his own bigotry, so he keep repeating "they dumb they dumb they racist" like a stuck groove:


Bobby is too busy enjoying life to argue with you Nazi-sympathizers. You even think there are Nazis in the Dems? Jeesh!!!



If someone is to update "Neo-nazi or MovieBob?", the blue highlight is a good inclusion.

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That's how Bobby spent a good sunny Sunday afternoon: reading and responding to some essay-length LGBT bullshit from Luke, about the supposed desexualisation of media due to gay panic:


Bobby then puts forward his own theory about the genesis of "Porn 2.0", aka OnlyFans, and about "ethical erotica", which I presume involves free-range whores with no hormone injection.

I hope that hypothetical Fortune 500 camwhore remembers Bobby, who has contributed generously to her Patreon back when she was "paying student debts".

Bobby shares capeshit with his mom. Asspats ensued:



Paramount deleted their tweet for some reason.

Mario:


Bobby pities the lost generation that has been brainwashed by the Sonic theme song:


Not a clue:


Finally, for you Chris fans:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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That's how Bobby spent a good sunny Sunday afternoon: reading and responding to some essay-length LGBT bullshit from Luke, about the supposed desexualisation media due to gay panic:
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I'm much more repulsed by Bob's open lechery than anything involving gay people.

The idea that Moviebob has sexual desires keeps me up at night.

And the real reason sex is being drained out of everything is because everything is being Disneyfied to appeal to families and as broad a demographic as possible.

 

[King Dead]

It's not really my intention to always keep going back to the Critical Drinker to compare against Bobbo, but damn if the drunken Scotsman doesn't manage to provide material that contrasts so perfectly with the diabetic from Bahstan('s suburbs).

Drinker briefly summarizes the plans for the MCU's fourth phase and offers thoughts on each movie, as well as the MCU as a whole and its uphill struggle to regain its momentum. His thoughts are effectively a giant "meh, whatever" on the whole debacle, and it sounds like he only plans to see them for channel content, not because he's really all that interested. He also not-too-subtly implied that he'd probably yohoho the films instead of going to the theater, pointing out that the increased shift to streaming makes piracy even easier. All that in about ten minutes, with no obnoxious sound editing or gushing fanboyism.

Bobby, meanwhile, can't keep his Marvel boner in his pants, shitting out video after video where he drones about the totally excellent story and characters and special effects, as well as countless fan theory videos (to the point where he's doing the legwork for MatPat's MCU vids too, and he'd probably do that for free). He clearly spends more time editing his videos than Drinker's shitposts since the latter is more or less stringing semi-related clips in the background that you don't really need to pay attention to and calling it a day, but Bob's still not good at it after doing this shit for over a decade. Audio pops, fucking up chroma keying, and more. And despite shitting out more videos on the topic, all of his videos for a month combined are blown out by a single Drinker vid.

Now, I know that there's still a place for blind fanboyism on Youtube as there are plenty of successful channels that are devoted to blathering about how much they love to consoom product, so that alone doesn't speak to Bobby's failures. However, it's clear that one of these two is delivering content that people want to see more of, and the other still thinks it's 2010 and he's still a big (fat) fish in a small pond. Algorithmic fuckery aside, Bob would do well to learn how to edit properly and quit being such a shallow consoomer, both of which would likely help his stagnating channel. He won't, however, so we'll get to continue watching him circle the drain.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The idea that Moviebob has sexual desires keeps me up at night.

Don't worry. Unless your name isn't Alexandria, Kamala or Anita they don't apply to you.

Bobby wants covid to become a "semi-permenant culture war" thing, the virus a badge of honor for the GQP.

The reason that the kung flu became a culture war in the first place is because the right opposed the state intervention caused by lockdowns because, unsurprisingly, the right tends to believe right-wing things.

If we don't have lockdowns, which is what will happen even if it becomes a seasonal thing because no government can afford to close the economy for two months every year, then there won't be this culture war.

Glenn Greenwald:

Moviebob, let me explain something to you.

No. One. Fucking. Asked. You do not need to constantly A-log Greenwald and it makes you look like you're stalking him.

The Kike and the Muzzie Show

Thank you for making me laugh hysterically.

On the topic of Jews:

What I'm guessing Fox is trying to say is that if you believe ”the Jews control the world”, you're halfway to ”neoliberal capitalism controls the world, and some of those capitalists are Jews” which is what I believe and what I think Fox believes.

What annoys me about Blobby is the way he redefines ”right” to refer to anyone right of She Whose Turn It Was and God Empress-Kamala (PBUH), but only ever talks about people most Republicans would consider extremist (such as actual Q tards) when trying to explain why the right is Bad™.

Also, a theocrat is someone who supports the direct rule of society by a religious organisation. Calling ACB a theocrat because she supports basing society off Christian values is exactly the same sort of stupidity as your boomer great-uncle who is convinced Rashida Tlaib is going to implement shari'a in the US.

> Ingraham (who threw up the Heil Hitler salute...)
It's almost as if politicians can stick their arms out, because I doubt that a guy who was brought up as a Jew and a woman who claims to be descended from Sephardic Jews would be making the Hitler salute:

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not really my intention to always keep going back to the Critical Drinker to compare against Bobbo, but damn if the drunken Scotsman doesn't manage to provide material that contrasts so perfectly with the diabetic from Bahstan('s suburbs).

Drinker briefly summarizes the plans for the MCU's fourth phase and offers thoughts on each movie, as well as the MCU as a whole and its uphill struggle to regain its momentum. His thoughts are effectively a giant "meh, whatever" on the whole debacle, and it sounds like he only plans to see them for channel content, not because he's really all that interested. He also not-too-subtly implied that he'd probably yohoho the films instead of going to the theater, pointing out that the increased shift to streaming makes piracy even easier. All that in about ten minutes, with no obnoxious sound editing or gushing fanboyism.

Bobby, meanwhile, can't keep his Marvel boner in his pants, shitting out video after video where he drones about the totally excellent story and characters and special effects, as well as countless fan theory videos (to the point where he's doing the legwork for MatPat's MCU vids too, and he'd probably do that for free). He clearly spends more time editing his videos than Drinker's shitposts since the latter is more or less stringing semi-related clips in the background that you don't really need to pay attention to and calling it a day, but Bob's still not good at it after doing this shit for over a decade. Audio pops, fucking up chroma keying, and more. And despite shitting out more videos on the topic, all of his videos for a month combined are blown out by a single Drinker vid.

Now, I know that there's still a place for blind fanboyism on Youtube as there are plenty of successful channels that are devoted to blathering about how much they love to consoom product, so that alone doesn't speak to Bobby's failures. However, it's clear that one of these two is delivering content that people want to see more of, and the other still thinks it's 2010 and he's still a big (fat) fish in a small pond. Algorithmic fuckery aside, Bob would do well to learn how to edit properly and quit being such a shallow consoomer, both of which would likely help his stagnating channel. He won't, however, so we'll get to continue watching him circle the drain.

A few friends of mine watched the MatPat videos together and it's funny when you can tell when a Bob-ism pops up. One of the biggest is the FatWS video where MatPat explains a totally reasonable theory that Disney was going to reveal the Flag Smashers to be the good guys because Disney also wants to create a borderless world with it going in the direction of Disney being the world government.

Basically whenever politics comes up, you can tell it's something he wrote because it's usually nonsensical or out of character. Not sure if MatPat actually looks at the script he's reading cause reading outloud that you believe a streaming show is going to include a corporation's manifesto for global conquest is bizarre.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

A few friends of mine watched the MatPat videos together and it's funny when you can tell when a Bob-ism pops up. One of the biggest is the FatWS video where MatPat explains a totally reasonable theory that Disney was going to reveal the Flag Smashers to be the good guys because Disney also wants to create a borderless world except it goes in the direction of Disney being the world government.

Did Bob even hear that Disney was down $600M this quarter? It is utterly hilarious that Bob believes that has a bottomless money bin like Scrooge McDuck. Disney is not an omnipotent future government-in-waiting; it is a publicly traded company beholden to its shareholders and not to Bob's utopian dreams. The mouse is in deep shit if it cannot open its parks, bleeds Disney+ subscribers, and its main cash cow, the MCU, falters. That is a distinct possibility as those movies are made with the pre-pandemic business model in mind and with China likely banning Shang-Chi and Eternals.

Bob is so stupid that I'm surprised that he even remembers how to breathe.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob, working class white voters aren't going to kill you. Your poor dietary and lifestyle choices are going to kill you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob, working class white voters aren't going to kill you. Your poor dietary and lifestyle choices are going to kill you.

Ah, but the working class whites create the food and capeshit he consooms, so they technically will kill him!

 

[Maulwildin]

Who's gonna be a great philantropist and send Robert a copy of Strunk's Elements of Style? I know the book gets memed on sometimes for teaching a kind of minimalistic zero degree style of writing, but that's still an improvement for a person in the negative.

 

[Red Hood]

And the real reason sex is being drained out of everything is because everything is being Disneyfied to appeal to families and as broad a demographic as possible.

I don't know, I don't think Netflix or HBO greenlights new projects without the promise of sex scenes that add nothing to the plot once an episode.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Somehow I had no idea until now that Bob does stuff for Matpat. Weirdly, it's kinda fitting.

Bobby pities the lost generation that has been brainwashed by the Sonic theme song:
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s o n i c
TRIPLETS BORN.
THE THRONE AWAITS.
A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE.
GIVE UP YOUR CHILDREN!
SEPERATE!
BIDE YOUR TIME.
LIE AND WAIT!


[edit: I fucked up the lyrics and never noticed till a few days later lmao]

 

[Oats12345]

Bob is a hooker to Hollywood and corporations