Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Cantercoin]

Will still pay for anything except getting rid of the nasty ass wart, Chris?

 

[UserAccess]

I've mentioned this before, but 90% of funny video store stories involve the porn section, and Blockbuster didn't have one. They also wouldn't carry certain horror movies. If I want funny stories about working at a video store I can get them for free from my brother.

That, and stories about employees hooking up in places they shouldn't.

Vegas money line of Chris Chipman even seeing a live puss before the age of 28 is +770. Consensually is +1120.

Which means all his stories are, "So this guy didn't want to pay the late fee, but I knew he owed it, so he's like he wanted to call the manager but I'm like I am the nighttime weekend manager so I said if you want to watch Weekend at Bernie's you won't be getting it from here. Seriously, it's like beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

 

[Positron]

AOC has dug out a 2-year-old incident to tell the world again how she is going to be murdered.
(CNN article and video. In the video you see Marjorie Taylor Greene, before her congress career, protesting outside AOC's office. Another video shows MTG and her cronies signing and defacing AOC's guestbook)

MTG is the one who works for ALL of us; her fight against the gender ideology imposed by Biden will save many lives and forestall untold miseries. AOC only ever worked for her own vanity and her cult of personality. And had MTG adopted Bobby's mindset of having her opponents "stomped back down into place", Bobby would have one fewer pair of tiddies to salivate over.

I'm reminded of this bon mot by AOC:

She thinks it is her job to make people uncomfortable, but when someone else made her uncomfortable, even though in a completely non-violent way, well, it is harassment, assault, if not downright murder.

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Glen Greenwald exposes how Antifa regularly attack journalist who cover their riots, and that "millennial digital liberal outlets" like Buzzfeed regard conservative journalists as "cryptofascists" and incite Antifa to attack them. Glen's exposé makes Bobby especially angry and his anti-fans especially happy.


Covid is the evidence that conservatives are genocidal:

I can't source this passage either. Given the missing apostrophe in It's, it could have been written by Bobby himself.

Covid vaccine is the Eucharist of the Church of Thinkers.


Someone is spreading fake news, and of course Bobby laps it up:
(Tweet by one Chris Evan with the video embedded. I can't see any name or label on any of the targets)


And of course Bobby doesn't miss the chance to brag about his gun-fu:


Woke is the new N-word:


Peter Coffin opens fire on Nick Parrott. Sir Robert must mount his diabetic steed once again!

Peter Coffin is unprincipled, but I fail to see that from these two tweets.


If I understand Bobby correctly, he might be saying something right. No matter whether you stand with the rainbow sparklers or not, if you are gay you are a bourgeoise degenerate, and has earned yourself a one-way trip to the Gulag.




The insects in question were only dead for 2-6 years. So no Jurassic Park for you, dumbo.

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MCU:








They Live. Bobby isn't a fan of Death of the Author:

Welp, Bobby's supposed respect for author's intent didn't exactly make him think before launching his outre theories about that Falcon capeshit show.

David Lynch turns out to be a Believer. Bobby is incredulous:


Cartoon:


Bobby faps to bloodsoaked Azn vampire girl:


Creep:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"We are still hurting..."
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Nice legs, coastal cultural elites!

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Spending $50 on a movie, popcorn, and craft hard cider to own the cynics with your hardship.

KEEP SCROLLING HAT0RS!

 

[RockVolnutt]

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He has this backwards. The 1960s X-Men wasn't about racism, they were closer to a teen version of the Fantastic Four if anything and mutants were more associated with the rise of nuclear power. Beast's origin originally claimed he was a mutant due to his dad's nuclear power job having shitty regulations. It wasn't until All-New All-Different that the allegory really started, mostly when God Loves Man Kills came out, though he is right that Claremont liked space-opera stories.

The Cyclops as "our boring, unlikable dink field-leader" bit is also a giant red flag about not actually knowing anything about the X-Men outside the FOX movies and maybe some outside material. It's a well known meme among X-Men fans that Cyclops usually gets fucked over in adaptations for Wolverine. Pretty sure even casual audiences are aware of that at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Spending $50 on a movie, popcorn, and craft hard cider to own the cynics with your hardship.

KEEP SCROLLING HAT0RS!

Meanwhile, I pirate the movie, pull a can of beer out from the fridge, and pop popcorn, and all I paid for was the beer and popcorn.

 

[Flexo]

Covid is the evidence that conservatives are genocidal:

I can't source this passage either. Given the missing apostrophe in It's, it could have been written by Bobby himself.

Because this constantly bugs me, on stem cell bans, as usual Bobby is dumb.

Stem cell laws - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

In the European Union, stem cell research using the human embryo is permitted in Sweden, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Greece, Britain, Denmark and the Netherlands;[2] however, it is illegal in Canada, Germany, Austria, Ireland, Italy, and Portugal. The issue has similarly divided the United States, with several states enforcing a complete ban and others giving support.[3] Elsewhere, Japan, India, Iran, Israel, South Korea, China, and Australia are supportive. However, New Zealand, most of Africa (except South Africa), and most of South America (except Brazil) are restrictive.​

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Confirmed: Bob does not own any guns or know anything about them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He'd probably say something like "Oh, both parties switched stances, so the Democrats actually freed the slaves."

This is a common view, but as always, Bob (and most Democrats who make this argument) don't know the origins of this stance.

Following the end of the Civil War, up until the late 1960s, many southern states that we consider "Red" states voted Democrat, and did so with such consistency that this pattern was known as the "Solid South"- it was solidly Democrat. When Nixon was running for president (as a Republican), he cracked the Solid South with promises of state's rights (as many of these southern states were not only liberal in the traditional sense, but had taken a beating from the Feds during the Civil Rights movement), winning him the votes of the South. This is considered to be the starting point of the great "party shift" where Republicans and Democrats switched sides.

It is a fascinating bit of American politics, and one that completely goes over Bob's head.

 

[Quixotic Man]

What are the chances Chris has not been paying his mortgage during the Rona Rent Freeze? Given his begging for pennies followed by frivolous small spending sprees, I am willing to guess he is a financially irresponsible moron.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Attempts to whore product, implies he binges his own podcast. (Now that I say that... he might.)

Chris, Chris, Chris. You walked into a thread about sex and started to talk about your wanking habit.

 

[TowinKarz]

The Cyclops as "our boring, unlikable dink field-leader" bit is also a giant red flag about not actually knowing anything about the X-Men outside the FOX movies and maybe some outside material. It's a well known meme among X-Men fans that Cyclops usually gets fucked over in adaptations for Wolverine. Pretty sure even casual audiences are aware of that at this point.

I think you can thank the gritty Dark Age 90's for the fact the Wolverine eclipsed the rest of them, he was the Apex Predator of that era, dark, brooding, constantly on the edge of murder, prone to rage, possessed of a superpower that was custom-built so that stabbing was always an option, can only be drawn in two ways, scowling or unconscious..... he was an edgy teenager of the decade, turned up to 11 and granted invulnerability. No wonder he took over every book in the lineup and appeared at least once in all the rest..... he's not supposed to be leader material because he's an unstable hothead with issues and you aren't supposed to worship as much as find a way to tolerate on a team because he's useful.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Cantercoin]

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For about half a second I thought the title was gonna be Bob sperging about the people who made fun of him

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Acting like a child outside AOC's office is ridiculous, as is suggesting that a Congresswoman should be impeached for acting like a child before she was elected.

This is what we call a sped fight.

MTG is the one who works for ALL of us; her fight against the gender ideology imposed by Biden will save many lives and forestall untold miseries. AOC only ever worked for her own vanity and her cult of personality. And had MTG adopted Bobby's mindset of having her opponents "stomped back down into place", Bobby would have one fewer pair of tiddies to salivate over.

For me, both MTG and AOC are fighting for things they actually believe in and because of this I have far more respect for them than for any of the Swamp. You can't deny that Taylor Greene represents the people of Georgia, or that Ocasio-Cortez represents the people of the Bronx, better than whatever neolib or neocon they replaced.

Covid is the evidence that conservatives are genocidal:

> stem cell bans

Two things are true:
• science will never be able to truly prove whether ensoulment happens at conception, or for that matter whether the soul, in the sense we, as Christians, define it, exists.
• it's possible to take stem cells from the amniotic fluid surrounding unborn babies that works as well as those produced by killing embryos.
Based off all of that, it's obvious that it's best to avoid any possibility of killing a human being and ban any form of harvesting stem cells that kills unborn babies.

You know Moviebob's bad when he gets you to agree with a literal communist.

 

[MirrorNoir]

NASCAR is but a hollow husk of what it once was because it has alienated its audience with stupid as fuck rule changes. Don't think the people running it wouldn't want to appeal to troons and Commies especially after how it handled the Bubba Wallace debacle.

I could understand maybe a few videos about Blockbuster or even that shitty looking documentary he shills on a continual basis, but what exactly can you pull out to make a long running podcast? It's not going to be interesting past the first few episodes.

NASCAR died when Dale Earnhardt died. Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon, and Dale Jr were SUPPOSED to replace him, but Dale Jr was a bland tool that didn't want to make waves due to him desperately not wanting to be seen as only getting pushed due to his daddy/nepotism while Stewart's misanthropy was such that he didn't want to be the new "bad boy" for NASCAR that they desperately wanted him to be and was just a regular grouch type. And Jeff Gordon was so fucking polarizing as it is, as far as the cliched "GQ model cosplaying as a race car driver" patient zero, combined with the Ernhardt's death messing with him up mentally, that he was apathetic towards being the new standard bearer and eventually stopped trying.

In the end, they had to settle on pushing generic, interchangeable male models in the Gordon mold most notably Jimmie Johnson, who people didn't give a shit about. Which led to the woke experiment of Danika Patrick which failed so badly they eventually had to pull her out of NASCAR and repurpose her as a beard for Aaron Rogers. Bubba Wallace is Danika 2.0, except that unlike Danika, they are evoking the full wrath of the SJW death kult on people critical of him due to the fact that they think Danika failed because they let her live and die on her own talent as opposed to explicitly propping her up and punishing anyone who said anything different towards what NASCAR was pushing.

As for doing shit on video stores, it's funny that Chris fails miserably but both Rolfe and RLM do well shilling video store nostalgia videos. Then again, both had built up a core audience BEFORE going into that side tangent and more to the point, are actually likable and well knowledged and seem to see Blockbuster as only PART of the equation of the video rental era as opposed to being the be all, end all of video rental stores.

 

[JustStopDude]

NASCAR died when Dale Earnhardt died

Nascar died because they decided to take the concept "whoever does a fixed number of laps quickest" and turned it into the confusing clusterfuck it is today.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nascar died because they decided to take the concept "whoever does a fixed number of laps quickest" and turned it into the confusing clusterfuck it is today.

How they managed to take a sport that started off as running from the Prohibition agents into something completely fucking bland. I have more respect for any other racing joint that isn't NASCAR.

 

[MirrorNoir]

This is a common view, but as always, Bob (and most Democrats who make this argument) don't know the origins of this stance.

Following the end of the Civil War, up until the late 1960s, many southern states that we consider "Red" states voted Democrat, and did so with such consistency that this pattern was known as the "Solid South"- it was solidly Democrat. When Nixon was running for president (as a Republican), he cracked the Solid South with promises of state's rights (as many of these southern states were not only liberal in the traditional sense, but had taken a beating from the Feds during the Civil Rights movement), winning him the votes of the South. This is considered to be the starting point of the great "party shift" where Republicans and Democrats switched sides.

It is a fascinating bit of American politics, and one that completely goes over Bob's head.

Left out some shit.

The Democrats started going left wing with the rise of FDR and the Depression, due to the fact that the GOP didn't offer any real solutions to the dire straits the country was in during the first 4 years of the depression. Furthermore, FDR and Truman were not as adamantine on racial politics like a lot of southern politicians were, creating the Dixiecrat split starting in the late 1940s.

As power shifted more and more up north in the Democrat Party, the party started splintering with the rise of the Civil Rights movement and northern Democrats support for it. To which led to the Civil Rights Act, which was LBJ making a cold blooded calculus that the passage of the act and other civil rights legislation would deliver the democrats the entire black voting demographic for generations to come.

Sadly, it backfired HARD on LBJ and the Democrats and Nixon explicitly moved in to exploit the chasm LBJ created. Nixon and the Southern Strategy flipped nearly the entire South and absorbed the large scale Dixiecrat splinter group and caused a massive realignment of the party, even as the DNC basically let the Southern Strategy happen in favor of focusing on the black and youth vote and the north as their new primary demographic for voters.

I've mentioned this before, but 90% of funny video store stories involve the porn section, and Blockbuster didn't have one. They also wouldn't carry certain horror movies. If I want funny stories about working at a video store I can get them for free from my brother.

The reason to go to Blockbuster was new releases, due to the fact that Blockbuster pioneered the idea of video rental places stocking 10-20 copies of new releases so that customers had a better chance to get a hot new film, since most mom and pop stores only kept on copy of every film due to how expensive VHS tapes were in the 80s and early 90s. Also, their snack policy, as Blockbuster was one of the first chain stores to launch a line of snack goods, including box candy that you normally only found in movie theaters.

People like Bob also don't consider something...

Who the FUCK would want a slave nowadays?

Could you imagine the fucking headache? Buying them clothing, making sure they're fed and clothed and housed, even if it's sleeping in a crack shack. You be goddamn sure you'd be forced at fucking gunpoint to buy them better health insurance than your family has when the insurance lobbyists hit Congress. Fuck, they do something wrong, you're punished. Then you just fucking KNOW that OSHA would get involved, telling you that you can only work them a maximum of 20 hours a week, 4 hours a day, with 2 days off, and then you have to pay for their fucking kid's clothes and food and they'd get specialized schools and boosts into existing schools and there would be fucking media and tv channels dedicated to them and then you could only have them listen to their own music and...

wait...

wait a minute...

GOD DAMN IT!

To be fair, part of the appeal of having a slave these days is NOT having to worry about health care, OSHA inspectors, etc.

The stories that float out today about modern cases of slavery, are rich/upper class families who adopt kids from orphanages via gray market adoptions (meaning no inspections or anything) and making them literal house slaves that have no freedoms, free time, or possessions and make them sleep in closets.

This also applies to illegals and imported foreign workers; hold their passports to make them slaves and unable to leave their houses and such if they are on work visas or threaten to deport them if they don't have their papers.

Most people these days with modern day slaves are super rich people who have houses that are big enough that they can hide a slave or two and enough money/power to avoid dealing with people asking questions, or have huge property tracts off the grid in the desert where they don't have to worry about prying eyes and where any escapees most likely will die before they reach a town.

I think you can thank the gritty Dark Age 90's for the fact the Wolverine eclipsed the rest of them, he was the Apex Predator of that era, dark, brooding, constantly on the edge of murder, prone to rage, possessed of a superpower that was custom-built so that stabbing was always an option, can only be drawn in two ways, scowling or unconscious..... he was an edgy teenager of the decade, turned up to 11 and granted invulnerability. No wonder he took over every book in the lineup and appeared at least once in all the rest..... he's not supposed to be leader material because he's an unstable hothead with issues and you aren't supposed to worship as much as find a way to tolerate on a team because he's useful.

Actually what killed Scott as a character was the launch of X-Factor and him abandoning his wife and newborn (literally, only a couple of weeks old) son to go shack up with Jean Grey and the OBSCENE character assassination they pulled on his ex-wife to justify Scott leaving her. This combined with Scott then cheating on Jean with Emma Frost (and Grant Morrison killing Jean off and forcing her to give Scott permission to fuck Emma when she was gone) and the whole Scott becoming Richard Spencer mutant supremacist clone killed Scott dead as a character for a LOT of people.

How they managed to take a sport that started off as running from the Prohibition agents into something completely fucking bland. I have more respect for any other racing joint that isn't NASCAR.

The justification was that there was just too many races for them to get consistent high ratings, so the "quest for the cup" shit at the end of the season was done explicitly for a cheap ratings bump for the last couple of races of the series.

Also, Jeff Gordon happened. Or to be more exact, Jeff Gordon was made to shave off his mustache.

Gordon started racing as a mustachioed driver and kind of looked like Davey Allison, a young up and coming race car driver who was being heralded as the next big thing in NASCAR until he died in a freak helicopter crash. But Gordon changed sponsors around 1993 and the new sponsor (IIRC Dupont) had new people working for it's racing team and the new people HATED NASCAR and the south and came up with the idea of rebranding Gordon as a more "respectable" racer that would appeal to suburban housewives and northerners who thought NASCAR was too rednecky. As part of the rebranding, Gordon shaved his mustache off and got a haircut and his new look made him a huge hit with the people Dupont wanted buying merch and following him professionally. So NASCAR started explicitly grooming new young drivers to find the next Jeff Gordon.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Also, Jeff Gordon happened. Or to be more exact, Jeff Gordon was made to shave off his mustache.

Gordon started racing as a mustachioed driver and kind of looked like Davey Allison, a young up and coming race car driver who was being heralded as the next big thing in NASCAR until he died in a freak helicopter crash. But Gordon changed sponsors around 1993 and the new sponsor (IIRC Dupont) had new people working for it's racing team and the new people HATED NASCAR and the south and came up with the idea of rebranding Gordon as a more "respectable" racer that would appeal to suburban housewives and northerners who thought NASCAR was too rednecky. As part of the rebranding, Gordon shaved his mustache off and got a haircut and his new look made him a huge hit with the people Dupont wanted buying merch and following him professionally. So NASCAR started explicitly grooming new young drivers to find the next Jeff Gordon.

DuPont was actually Gordon's primary sponsor for his entire Cup career (1992-2015). He raced Grand National for a couple of years beforehand, this might be where the other sponsor you are thinking of fits in the story. PL, my mom worked for DuPont at the beginning of Gordon's career and still has a ton of corporate merchandise relating to the early part of his career, house magazines, calendars, etc.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Actually what killed Scott as a character was the launch of X-Factor and him abandoning his wife and newborn (literally, only a couple of weeks old) son to go shack up with Jean Grey and the OBSCENE character assassination they pulled on his ex-wife to justify Scott leaving her. This combined with Scott then cheating on Jean with Emma Frost (and Grant Morrison killing Jean off and forcing her to give Scott permission to fuck Emma when she was gone) and the whole Scott becoming Richard Spencer mutant supremacist clone killed Scott dead as a character for a LOT of people.

My memory is a bit fuzzy, but was Scott's tryst with Emma Frost and Jean's death all Morrison or was editorial involved with that decision? I know that Joe Quesada hated Peter Parker's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson so it wouldn't surprise me that Joe ordered a hit on Jean and shipped Scott with Emma.