Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

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Comic book bullshit:
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Just Some Guy is black, Bob. The Wokist knee-jerk response of implying racism everytime someone doesn't like modern comics shit is really tiresome.

Jesus Christ he's a monogloid.

Bert-Chez's Garden (How we used to butcher it), where the Eagle's Nest is, is a MAJOR tourist attaction. It isn't Hitler's House any more than Camp David is Trump's House.

It's a hell of a thing to see, to tour, and the locals make a good amount of money off of tourism.

The fact that this fat fuck probably thinks that everyone just goes to a mansion where Hitler sat around rubbing his hands and grinning over the gassing of Jews just shows he's a basement dwelling ignoramus.

I hope YouTube deletes his channel so he has nothing to show for his entire life.

A lot of history went down there. That's more than worth the choice to visit. I do remember that many tour companies offered a chance to see it as part of a Band of Brothers sightseeing excursion, so there's that.

But Bob really shouldn't be giving travel advice. It doesn't really seem like he's been outside of North America and his Google-Fu doesn't make him an authority on historical enthusiasm. To powerlevel here, I haven't been to the Eagle's Nest, but I have been to Auschwitz and the German cemetery in Normandy as well as the Yasukuni Shrine. By Bobby's retarded shit logic, I didn't visit these places because of my interest in the war, but because I must stan for the Axis or some such nonsense.

 

[blablabla]

Bob Chipman seems like the kind of guy who would let his wife(if he ever had one) cuck him just as long as if would be with another woman.
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this freak would let a nfl team run a train on his SO just so he could brag about having a SO

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Lol, his begging garnered one entire patron in 24 hours.

Promise to cut off the goiter on cam and I'm sure a few kiwis would send you some beer/comedy money.

And now he's right back to where he started

 

[Brother Wind]

Bobby feels so alienated from his labor:

You know I always feel bad for people like this. Imagine having no desire to strive towards something.

 

[make_it_so]

Has someone made a virgin Moviebob vs. Chad Rich Evans meme yet?

Bob:
-is a literal virgin
-lives in a basement alone
-can't take criticism
-thinks he's the most important person
-has debt
-meme'd out of disgust
-painted a wall green

Rich
-is married
-probably owns a nice house and surrounded by friends
-takes insults and brushes it off with a cherub laugh
-accepts what he is
-makes at least 8k a month
-meme'd out of love
-builds RLM sets and Wheel of the Worst/Plinketto

I'd go a step further than Virgin vs. Chad.

MovieBob vs Rich Evans is IRL proof of Roald Dahl's concept of ugly thoughts vs good thoughts.

 

[Ita Mori]

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I refuse to believe she ever threw out anyone with those twig arms and frame.
The only thing she threw out was her back taking it from behind all those years.

BAHAHAHA, you're better off burning that disc for heat.

Chris' pathetic e-begging reminded me of something: the married with children episode where Al sets up a shoe emergency hotline.

Chris would kill to have 1/128th the charismatic cynicism Al had and has a Piggy instead of a Peggy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did this moron really do an "uh AKSHULLY" for fetish and did he not read line C or is he just gay and has no idea how anyone could find women to be attractive?

 

[ditto]

I refuse to believe she ever threw out anyone with those twig arms and frame.
The only thing she threw out was her back taking it from behind all those years.


BAHAHAHA, you're better off burning that disc for heat.


Chris would kill to have 1/128th the charismatic cynicism Al had and has a Piggy instead of a Peggy.

Just when Bobby's misanthopy starts making me MATI there's a Chris post that's so pathetic is balances it all out.

A perfectly seasoned thread.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cool. Nothing elicits less sympathy from me than Ibram Kendi or some other rich black guy telling a guy in Sunderland whose factory closed down ten years ago and who hasn't been able to find a job since that he's the privileged one.

Kissing up techno-fedualism and the Japs:

Is Bob implying that urban decay and neon lights are part of Japanese culture?

I didn't think the bigotry of low expectations was a thing towards East Asians but here we are.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Cool. Nothing elicits less sympathy from me than Ibram Kendi or some other rich black guy telling a guy in Sunderland whose factory closed down ten years ago and who hasn't been able to find a job since that he's the privileged one.

Is Bob implying that urban decay and neon lights are part of Japanese culture?

I didn't think the bigotry of low expectations was a thing towards East Asians but here we are.

"But but at least the reason guy in Sunderland can't get a job isn't because he's huwhite! Now, an unemployed black person, they're obviously unemployed BECAUSE they are black!" - Bob (and Ibram X Kendi), probably. See, that's the thing with the whole privilege nonsense - if you're white, you won't be discriminated against for being huwhite, therefore privilege. It's almost entirely based on Identity Politics, with a smidgen of class struggle thrown in. Even if a black guy gets hired but not the white guy (due to either Affirmative Action or, y'know, the black guy actually IS better), the white guy still has huwhite advantage, even when it makes no sense.

I think Bob is trying to throw in some kind of racist stereotype concept to attach to portrayals of "OMG Japanese Takeover!" in a bunch of movies, but then a bunch of Japanese stuff became cool (ninjas etc) and movies attempting to make Japanese takeover seem awful failed miserably at the thing Bob presumes they were intended for.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Chris is offered some sage advice in response to this
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"Huh. Grow my audience? Try to extend my reach instead of screaming at the same people already giving to me like I'm a less compelling DSP? Never thought of that. Wild."

Hang on, is this really the first time in a year or however long he's been doing this that someone told him to look outside his established audience? And this is the first time it's ever occurred to Chris? Jesus.

Also, what fucking podcasts is Chris going to go on? No one knows or cares who he is. He'd be better off asking Bob to do a live stream on youtube together and then split the super chats. Then they can get paid when they get called fat retards.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And now he's right back to where he started
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To put this in perspective: obsolete workers in blue collar jobs can make $500 in a week, and they do so providing services people actually need.
Who's the obsolete one now, Bob?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob laments that he can't conssom the Kevin Smith He-Man reboot because the She-Ra was... really that good.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1393548985655308293

The perfection that was a kids show that is only watched by gross women who flick their bean too much, troons, and weak men and the measure for which all gay 'memeber berry nostalgia trips judged.

More interestingly than that I think Faith changed his bio.

I do remember that he said that he was gonna get all in Nascar's guts during the whole Bubba Wallace debacle. I do not remember him having "Bisexual" in his bio. I was looking around to see if there was a screen shot or archive of his bio but to no avail. I just wonder if Faith, idk his real name, uses his status to try to coerce into sucking his feminine penis otherwise they'll be bigots or something? Though to be fair, the little bit that I've scrolled through his 38.9k tweets seems he only wants it up his butt. We can see him crying about no one wanting to do his butt while giving him a feminine reach around in this fun collection of tweets I pulled right off of his timeline.

Can't imagine why a guy would flee from you if he thought you were a woman and you told him you were not. Were you saying you were a woman whilst doing some kind of camera trickery to fool him?

Spoiler: tfw you're ready for the camera

https://twitter.com/RoseOfWindsong/status/1391175346825965570/photo/1

Maybe just a really ugly woman? I mean it happens.

Spoiler: tfw you're not ready for the camera

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/post-6414944

Undeniably a man in clown make up and a sun dress. Looks like one of the Python troupe in drag.

What man wouldn't fall for another man that claims to both be a "partner" and a "loving mother"? He's polyamorous to boot! I call that a win-win-win.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob laments that he can't conssom the Kevin Smith He-Man reboot because the She-Ra was... really that good.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1393548985655308293

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The perfection that was a kids show that is only watched by gross women who flick their bean too much, troons, and weak men and the measure for which all gay 'memeber berry nostalgia trips judged.

More interestingly than that I think Faith changed his bio.
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I do remember that he said that he was gonna get all in Nascar's guts during the whole Bubba Wallace debacle. I do not remember him having "Bisexual" in his bio. I was looking around to see if there was a screen shot or archive of his bio but to no avail. I just wonder if Faith, idk his real name, uses his status to try to coerce into sucking his feminine penis otherwise they'll be bigots or something? Though to be fair, the little bit that I've scrolled through his 38.9k tweets seems he only wants it up his butt. We can see him crying about no one wanting to do his butt while giving him a feminine reach around in this fun collection of tweets I pulled right off of his timeline.
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Can't imagine why a guy would flee from you if he thought you were a woman and you told him you were not. Were you saying you were a woman whilst doing some kind of camera trickery to fool him?

Spoiler: tfw you're ready for the camera

https://twitter.com/RoseOfWindsong/status/1391175346825965570/photo/1

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Maybe just a really ugly woman? I mean it happens.

Spoiler: tfw you're not ready for the camera

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/post-6414944

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Undeniably a man in clown make up and a sun dress. Looks like one of the Python troupe in drag.

What man wouldn't fall for another man that claims to both be a "partner" and a "loving mother"? He's polyamorous to boot! I call that a win-win-win.

If trooned out William Hurt right swipes me, all he's getting is Caspers.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Imagine being so pathetic, you have to suck up to random no-name troons, just because they have the same peer-approved opinion as you do.

I mean, NASCAR and socialism? Really, nigga? Those two go together like peanut butter and dog shit. Not even Curtis fucking Turner was full commie. I also find it hard to believe this is part of what the current NASCAR administration is trying to cater to.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Maybe just a really ugly woman? I mean it happens.

Dear God, it's like Matt Parker in drag with a worse hairline. On a good day.

I'm assuming, given the signal boost for vaccine mandates (troons want to make denying government injections illegal, this can't possibly be bad) that he was double-masking at the time, which was the chaff needed to confuse the guy's radar.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Dear God, it's like Matt Parker in drag with a worse hairline. On a good day.

I'm assuming, given the signal boost for vaccine mandates (troons want to make denying government injections illegal, this can't possibly be bad) that he was double-masking at the time, which was the chaff needed to confuse the guy's radar.

Remember when the South Park guys showed up at some awards show in off-the-rack dresses just for the lulz? How did they pass better then with literally no effort than these clowns do with all of photoshop behind them?

I mean, NASCAR and socialism? Really, nigga? Those two go together like peanut butter and dog shit. Not even Curtis fucking Turner was full commie. I also find it hard to believe this is part of what the current NASCAR administration is trying to cater to.

"NASCAR and socialism" sounds like a Ron White or Jeff Dunham bit. "You see, the drivers keep turning left, but now they're all going the same speed. That's the shot in the arm this sport needs."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob laments that he can't conssom the Kevin Smith He-Man reboot because the She-Ra was... really that good.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1393548985655308293

View attachment 2172329
The perfection that was a kids show that is only watched by gross women who flick their bean too much, troons, and weak men and the measure for which all gay 'memeber berry nostalgia trips judged.

More interestingly than that I think Faith changed his bio.
View attachment 2172367
I do remember that he said that he was gonna get all in Nascar's guts during the whole Bubba Wallace debacle. I do not remember him having "Bisexual" in his bio. I was looking around to see if there was a screen shot or archive of his bio but to no avail. I just wonder if Faith, idk his real name, uses his status to try to coerce into sucking his feminine penis otherwise they'll be bigots or something? Though to be fair, the little bit that I've scrolled through his 38.9k tweets seems he only wants it up his butt. We can see him crying about no one wanting to do his butt while giving him a feminine reach around in this fun collection of tweets I pulled right off of his timeline.
View attachment 2172396
Can't imagine why a guy would flee from you if he thought you were a woman and you told him you were not. Were you saying you were a woman whilst doing some kind of camera trickery to fool him?

Spoiler: tfw you're ready for the camera

https://twitter.com/RoseOfWindsong/status/1391175346825965570/photo/1

View attachment 2172400
Maybe just a really ugly woman? I mean it happens.

Spoiler: tfw you're not ready for the camera

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/post-6414944

View attachment 2172372
Undeniably a man in clown make up and a sun dress. Looks like one of the Python troupe in drag.

What man wouldn't fall for another man that claims to both be a "partner" and a "loving mother"? He's polyamorous to boot! I call that a win-win-win.

Takes a lot of balls to troon out.

 

[BubbleButt]

More interestingly than that I think Faith changed his bio.

I do remember that he said that he was gonna get all in Nascar's guts during the whole Bubba Wallace debacle. I do not remember him having "Bisexual" in his bio.

Bisexual or just desperate enough for someone to fuck them that they can't afford to be picky?

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Takes a lot of balls to troon out.

Pun intended?