Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Chris, I am pretty sure if you are so desperate for an additional 40 bucks, the local highway off ramp might be available.

Imagine being someone who knew Chris in real life and felt obligated to follow his social media. I would have muted his obnoxious panhandling a long time ago.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Has someone made a virgin Moviebob vs. Chad Rich Evans meme yet?

Bob:
-is a literal virgin
-lives in a basement alone
-can't take criticism
-thinks he's the most important person
-has debt
-meme'd out of disgust
-painted a wall green

Rich
-is married
-probably owns a nice house and surrounded by friends
-takes insults and brushes it off with a cherub laugh
-accepts what he is
-makes at least 8k a month
-meme'd out of love
-builds RLM sets and Wheel of the Worst/Plinketto

Rich is married?! I'd love to know how his wife reacts to his interactions with Mike.

Also, to the Chad Rich Evans I'd add: Carves pumpkins better than man who literally made pumpkin-carving tutorial VHS.

Virgin Bob needs mention of the Ellis incident, because it is the only genuinely entertaining thing he will ever produce.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Honest question.

Do woke leftists even LIKE Blobert O'Lardman?

No, but they need him around as a scapegoat for their more crazy beliefs, the ones Bob says out loud.

 

[Mola Ram]

Rich is married?! I'd love to know how his wife reacts to his interactions with Mike.

Also, to the Chad Rich Evans I'd add: Carves pumpkins better than man who literally made pumpkin-carving tutorial VHS.

Virgin Bob needs mention of the Ellis incident, because it is the only genuinely entertaining thing he will ever produce.

It is highly disturbing to consider that thanks to AIDS Moby our beloved Rich Evans is only one degree of separation removed from Diabeeto the All-Consooming.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Supporting Israel makes you Hitler.
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That's an impressive amount of stupid for eight words.

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Oh my God, Chris, just shut the hell up. You can't possibly be so moronic as to not realize that ebegging several times a day will do nothing since I'm sure you have no new people coming in to your social media who would have missed the last beg. The idea that there could be more than one newbie is amusing; 40 is downright hilarious.

The only people who see it are the people who saw the last one and the repetition must be annoying them to high heaven, which is a good way to NOT get money out of them. This plan looks engineered (pun not intended but I'll take it) to lose subs/friends/followers/whatevers, not gain them.

Then again, maybe you are that moronic.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I'm feeling like a bastard right now so I will admit that reading this made chuckle. Chrissy boy should realize by now that his incessant begging has resulted in people tuning him out. What an utterly pathetic excuse of a man. It must be something in the Chipman genes.

Supporting Israel makes you Hitler.

Hamas' desire to exterminate the Jewish people is in their charter. Chew on that for a while, Bob.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He's likely completely unfamiliar with Orthodox Believers that believe Israel isn't legitimate in the eyes of God. Probably because it's so progressive, but whatevs.

Some (specific sects of) Orthodox believe the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah were destroyed according to the will of God due to the iniquities of the Jews. Only when the Messiah returns can Israel be legitimately restored in their eyes. Of course, when it does those Palestinians will have to face the music. But a secular foundation of Israel? That's against the divine plan, in their eyes, and thus is illegitimate.

The ironic thing is that the wokies and other western retards who let hamas pull wool over their eyes will uphold these specific Jews with their traditional Jewish Pale clothing and behaviour because they agree on this one point, but would be aghast when those same Jews point to biblical condemnation of a thousand other things that should be otherwise acceptable (e.g. homosexuality, trannies, etc.). Their condemnation of Israel is conceptually parallel to their condemnation of other things, but only this single rejection of Israel has any credibility. If you say their rejection of Israel uses the same arguments for their rejection of trannies, it would cause the wokies' smoothened brains to short circuit.

Supporting Israel makes you Hitler.

What the fuck does this even mean? I went on vacation once to Germany and visited Wannsee, where the Nazis developed the Final Solution. And it was specifically to see where the Nazis developed their plan, the original documents, etc. Does that make (((me))) a Nazi? Literally what even is Blobert trying to argue? That all places with historical significance regarding past atrocities need to be bulldozed and anyone attempting to visit put on a proscription list? Sorry, Diabeto, but most people don't want to sit in a basement apartment their entire lives marinating their guts in mountain dew while only interacting with the wider world through twitter. Some people *gasp* want to see historical locations and expand their knowledge.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes if a majority group has demonstrated they would vote to kill you and yours it's going to make trusting democracy a little challenging.

Given that there was, and still is, anti-white sentiment among black South Africans, should white South Africans be entitled to an ethnostate?

No. Bobby's virulent disdain of manual workers alone would earn him cold shoulders, and that's before they take into account his puppy-like adoration of Jeff Bezos and other milti-billonaires. Bobby's sincere fans are very few and I hope I have included a good sample of them in my screencaps -- Arkle, Ruki Tanuki, GUIGUI_gz, Noah Berlatsky, TrueMetis, TeamImpossible, and the much-missed Lass_Library, also extremely consumerist trannies like Luke Lockhart, none of them has any standing among leftists.

Bob's a neolib, as is Berlatsky. The reason he pretends to be a leftist is because he wants to have sex with various leftist women he considers attractive (Ocasio-Cortez, Sarkeesian, Omar, etc) and thinks he can do that by parroting their opinions.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm feeling like a bastard right now so I will admit that reading this made chuckle. Chrissy boy should realize by now that his incessant begging has resulted in people tuning him out. What an utterly pathetic excuse of a man. It must be something in the Chipman genes.

Hamas' desire to exterminate the Jewish people is in their charter. Chew on that for a while, Bob.

Kind of like how Iran denies the Holocaust on a government wide level.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

*A montage of of black and white clips of Chris float by the screen, played in slow motion. A legally distinct, sad piano version of In the End swells in the background*

"Everyday in America, there's a person who cannot make ends meet because of their own retarded decisions. Instead of doing what they can to pick themselves up they make even worse decisions that drag down those around them and yell at people who won't pay for their own suffering. It's not their fault. They know it and you know it too. Please, for less than a cup of coffee a month you can support someone who makes such decisions. If you donate now you will be put in the running for a chance to win either a signed or unsigned copy of a documentary that's already on Netflix that's been advertised to close to a year now but only if we hit an arbitrary number. Operators are standing by, awaiting your call."

 

[Lensherr]

Given that there was, and still is, anti-white sentiment among black South Africans, should white South Africans be entitled to an ethnostate?

Spoiler

 

[TopTierHealer]

*A montage of of black and white clips of Chris float by the screen, played in slow motion. A legally distinct, sad piano version of In the End swells in the background*

Chris' pathetic e-begging reminded me of something: the married with children episode where Al sets up a shoe emergency hotline.

And part 2

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Bill Maher was tested covid positive, although he claims he feels perfectly fine. Bobby gloats:

Given Bill Maher insulted superhero fans after Stan Lee's death, I'm surprised Bob was so polite in his words, especially compared to Andrew Dobson's reaction to Rush Limbaugh's lung cancer diagnosis.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Lol, his begging garnered one entire patron in 24 hours.

Promise to cut off the goiter on cam and I'm sure a few kiwis would send you some beer/comedy money.

 

[Flexo]

Given that there was, and still is, anti-white sentiment among black South Africans, should white South Africans be entitled to an ethnostate?

I mean... will Britian welcome them back? (And does that make the treatment of the white South Africans justified?) Whites at least have several European countries to potentially go home to. What ethnostate can the Jews go to?

Anyway it's not really comparable to South Africa either.

“The Palestinian people does not exist. The creation of a Palestinian state is only a means for continuing our struggle against the state of Israel for our Arab unity.

In reality today there is no difference between Jordanians, Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese. Only for political and tactical reasons do we speak today about the existence of a Palestinian people, since Arab national interests demand that we posit the existence of a distinct “Palestinian people” to oppose Zionism.

For tactical reasons, Jordan, which is a sovereign state with defined borders, cannot raise claims to Haifa and Jaffa, while as a Palestinian, I can undoubtedly demand Haifa, Jaffa, Beer-Sheva, and Jerusalem. However, the moment we reclaim our right to all of Palestine, we will not wait even a minute to unite Palestine and Jordan.”

James Dorsey, “Wij zijn alleen Palestijn o

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Anyway it's not really comparable to South Africa either.

This is massively off-topic but Verwoerd himself said that Israel was an apartheid state:

Israel is not consistent in its new anti-apartheid attitude... they took Israel away from the Arabs after the Arabs lived there for a thousand years. In that, I agree with them. Israel, like South Africa, is an apartheid state.

 

[Flexo]

This is massively off-topic but Verwoerd himself said that Israel was an apartheid state:

Granting even for a moment he was right, where are the Jews supposed to go, then? You giving up part of your isle for them?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I mean... will Britian welcome them back? (And does that make the treatment of the white South Africans justified?) Whites at least have several European countries to potentially go home to. What ethnostate can the Jews go to?

Nope. The Boers have right of return to literally nowhere. The only way whites get out of SA is with money and/or connections, just like everyone else. (Edit: It's actually harder for them than everyone else, because wokies will scream bloody murder at any attempt to give them refugee status despite the obvious and ongoing racial violence against them. White lives don't matter.)

Granting even for a moment he was right, where are the Jews supposed to go, then? You giving up part of your isle for them?

They'd probably come to burgerland, given that current immigration law has a specific carve-out for people suffering religious persecution (because the USSR was clamping down on Jews when it was written.) I'm of the opinion that the britbongs should have just given the Jews (or the Palestians) the Falklands because it's a nice archipelago with like 20 people in residence. Instead they handled it about as well as they handle everything else. The idea that the Jews are uniquely entitled to an ethnostate is very weird, considering that the Ukrainians didn't get one until the early 90s, and then only as a byproduct of the USSR's implosion.

 

[Flexo]

Nope. The Boers have right of return to literally nowhere. The only way whites get out of SA is with money and/or connections, just like everyone else. (Edit: It's actually harder for them than everyone else, because wokies will scream bloody murder at any attempt to give them refugee status despite the obvious and ongoing racial violence against them. White lives don't matter.)

Yeah, that's getting into theory vs practicality there.

They'd probably come to burgerland, given that current immigration law has a specific carve-out for people suffering religious persecution (because the USSR was clamping down on Jews when it was written.) I'm of the opinion that the britbongs should have just given the Jews (or the Palestians) the Falklands because it's a nice archipelago with like 20 people in residence. Instead they handled it about as well as they handle everything else. The idea that the Jews are uniquely entitled to an ethnostate is very weird, considering that the Ukrainians didn't get one until the early 90s, and then only as a byproduct of the USSR's implosion.

Don't know about "unique". Ukraine has the same right even if it took longer.

I was trying to figure out a New York or Hollywood homeland joke but haven't cooked it up yet.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Don't know about "unique". Ukraine has the same right even if it took longer.

"Unique" in the sense that anyone will actually stand up for and enforce it, as opposed to the Free Tibet slacktivism that accomplishes nothing. The Ukrainians may have the same right on paper, but as with most rights of Soviet citizens, those rights remained firmly on the paper and nowhere else.