Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

"Unique" in the sense that anyone will actually stand up for and enforce it, as opposed to the Free Tibet slacktivism that accomplishes nothing. The Ukrainians may have the same right on paper, but as with most rights of Soviet citizens, those rights remained firmly on the paper and nowhere else.

Well not to derail the thread more, I'll just sum it up as: fuck commies and i hope I live long enough to see an end to their propaganda and for society to finally recognize how evil it is.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Well not to derail the thread more, I'll just sum it up as: fuck commies and i hope I live long enough to see an end to their propaganda and for society to finally recognize how evil it is.

Agreed.

Getting back to something like the topic, I missed most of the commentary on Chris's e-begging, so rate me late if this has been mentioned before. I think I know what Chris's "bad luck" was (the IRS isn't a DM rolling on a loot table, Chris, there's almost no "bad luck" with taxes, just bad information and bad decisions) because it pinched a number of people in my social circle: he heard that stimmy payments don't increase your tax liability and thought "cool, free money!" without realizing that they were credited as a prepayment on your refund. If you don't get a refund that means nothing, but if you do (like most normies working one 9-to-5 job) then it means that your refund was smaller by $1800, or however much you got. IOW, Chris was expecting a large liquid infusion in the form of his tax return to pay for stuff, only to find out that the money he had been counting on to underwrite his renovations and hipster beer was less than he anticipated. So, of course, he turns to e-begging and altering his habits not a jot.

Also Bob is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Call me petty but I wish the wuflu hysteria lasted just a little longer so that Pedowood would finally break under its own knees for all the horrible shit it has done and continues to perpetuate to this day.

It's already cracked. Hollywood is sitting on a TON of big budget flops (the new Bond, MCU's diversity offerings, Dunc) and none of them are going to do well even if theaters open back up do due to them being garbage. The only two big budget offerings with a chance is Fast and Furious John Cena Edition and maybe Danny McBride Kills Halloween Again. And maybe Black Saw too, due to the fact that Chris Rock, if early reviews are any indication, made a film about Jigsaw killing crooked cops that is pretty much apolitical.

Honest question.

Do woke leftists even LIKE Blobert O'Lardman?

Blob's only fans on the woke left are the asshats who need a video blogger on the left who isn't "problematic" (IE not RLM, James Rolfe, or the Nostalgia Critic clique since they are various degrees of problematic).

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Maybe I am just a bit paranoid but it seems to me that Bob just can't keep his lesbian fetish to himself

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honest question.

Do woke leftists even LIKE Blobert O'Lardman?

Not really for the following reasons:

- Support of Automation
- Indiscriminately wanting to destroy red states (some of which have many black and gay people that live in them)
- Worship of China
- Sucking off Corporations regularly
- Open sexism and is not subtle he is only a feminist just to get women to fuck him
- Wanting to invade Poland among other places
- Wanting IQ Tests for voting
- Wanting to kill all "stupid" people

Really there are many reasons that many liberals hate Bob and he doesn't even say the "quiet part out loud" since Bob's beliefs are absurd and the only liberal things he ever really supports is just identity politics, anything that is against religion, open hatred towards conservatives since those seem to be the only woke talking points that Bob ever spouts out. Every other belief Bob regurgitates aligns more closely with Neo-Liberalism/Neo-Conservatism

EDIT: Forgot to mention that Bob also has an unhealthy childlike worship of science without actually understanding it which many woke people tend to do.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Some (specific sects of) Orthodox believe the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah were destroyed according to the will of God due to the iniquities of the Jews. Only when the Messiah returns can Israel be legitimately restored in their eyes. Of course, when it does those Palestinians will have to face the music. But a secular foundation of Israel? That's against the divine plan, in their eyes, and thus is illegitimate.

The ironic thing is that the wokies and other western retards who let hamas pull wool over their eyes will uphold these specific Jews with their traditional Jewish Pale clothing and behaviour because they agree on this one point, but would be aghast when those same Jews point to biblical condemnation of a thousand other things that should be otherwise acceptable (e.g. homosexuality, trannies, etc.). Their condemnation of Israel is conceptually parallel to their condemnation of other things, but only this single rejection of Israel has any credibility. If you say their rejection of Israel uses the same arguments for their rejection of trannies, it would cause the wokies' smoothened brains to short circuit.



What the fuck does this even mean? I went on vacation once to Germany and visited Wannsee, where the Nazis developed the Final Solution. And it was specifically to see where the Nazis developed their plan, the original documents, etc. Does that make (((me))) a Nazi? Literally what even is Blobert trying to argue? That all places with historical significance regarding past atrocities need to be bulldozed and anyone attempting to visit put on a proscription list? Sorry, Diabeto, but most people don't want to sit in a basement apartment their entire lives marinating their guts in mountain dew while only interacting with the wider world through twitter. Some people *gasp* want to see historical locations and expand their knowledge.

I think that with his smoothbrained logic, Bobert is trying to insinuate that the person in the tweet is trying to pretend they're not a Nazi by speaking up in favor of Israel, but the very fact of going to Hitler's House allegedly exposes him as a Hitler-loving Mayonnaise Wasteland Ghoul. (If in fact dude did go to see Hitler's House, sofa king what? Does that mean he admired Adolf of the Concentration Camps? Probably not. I mean, Jews the world over probably go to hitler's grave/death site, just to piss on it .) Last I heard, all Hitler's homes were reduced to ruins, so it's not like he was staying in Hitler's House B&B, ffs.

 

[JoJoButter]

I think that with his smoothbrained logic, Bobert is trying to insinuate that the person in the tweet is trying to pretend they're not a Nazi by speaking up in favor of Israel, but the very fact of going to Hitler's House allegedly exposes him as a Hitler-loving Mayonnaise Wasteland Ghoul. (If in fact dude did go to see Hitler's House, sofa king what? Does that mean he admired Adolf of the Concentration Camps? Probably not.) Last I heard, all Hitler's homes were reduced to ruins, so it's not like he was staying in Hitler's House B&B, ffs.

shut the fuck up

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Supporting Israel makes you Hitler.
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Jesus Christ he's a monogloid.

Bert-Chez's Garden (How we used to butcher it), where the Eagle's Nest is, is a MAJOR tourist attaction. It isn't Hitler's House any more than Camp David is Trump's House.

It's a hell of a thing to see, to tour, and the locals make a good amount of money off of tourism.

The fact that this fat fuck probably thinks that everyone just goes to a mansion where Hitler sat around rubbing his hands and grinning over the gassing of Jews just shows he's a basement dwelling ignoramus.

I hope YouTube deletes his channel so he has nothing to show for his entire life.

 

[ChampFantana]

Lol, his begging garnered one entire patron in 24 hours.

Promise to cut off the goiter on cam and I'm sure a few kiwis would send you some beer/comedy money.

I don't go rattling the cages at the Twitter Tard Zoo, but damned if Chris the Stupid of House Fat doesn't make it difficult to resist.

I would love to see somebody reply to Chris' e-begging with "Sure, I can spare a lot more than $1 per month, but I'm not going to." The tard screeching from Chrissy would be heard on Neptune.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jesus Christ he's a monogloid.

Bert-Chez's Garden (How we used to butcher it), where the Eagle's Nest is, is a MAJOR tourist attaction. It isn't Hitler's House any more than Camp David is Trump's House.

It's a hell of a thing to see, to tour, and the locals make a good amount of money off of tourism.

The fact that this fat fuck probably thinks that everyone just goes to a mansion where Hitler sat around rubbing his hands and grinning over the gassing of Jews just shows he's a basement dwelling ignoramus.

I hope YouTube deletes his channel so he has nothing to show for his entire life.

Honestly I think the fact his videos are getting less and less views show how meaningless Bob has become.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, Jews the world over probably go to hitler's grave/death site, just to piss on it .

Reminds me of an old joke.

Spoiler

Hitler was a big fan of paganism and so he went to a shaman to get his fortune told. He asked the shaman ”When will I die?”.
The shaman responded ”Mein Führer, you will die on a big Jewish holiday.” Hitler asked him what Jewish holiday it was, and the shaman just said;
”It doesn't matter. Whatever day you die on will become a Jewish holiday.”

 

[mandatorylurk]

If he's writing for Game Theory now or one of the offshoot channels, I can't see them paying him more than 200 bucks an episode.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I mean, Jews the world over probably go to hitler's grave/death site, just to piss on it .)

Where he killed himself was destroyed, paved over, and is now a parking lot. We went to visit—literally nothing to see but a concrete lot. The idea is to prevent his death site from turning into a cultic shrine of sorts, something that has been done literally forever by people who want to erase the memory of an individual.

 

[Adamska]

That's an impressive amount of stupid for eight words.


Oh my God, Chris, just shut the hell up. You can't possibly be so moronic as to not realize that ebegging several times a day will do nothing since I'm sure you have no new people coming in to your social media who would have missed the last beg. The idea that there could be more than one newbie is amusing; 40 is downright hilarious.

The only people who see it are the people who saw the last one and the repetition must be annoying them to high heaven, which is a good way to NOT get money out of them. This plan looks engineered (pun not intended but I'll take it) to lose subs/friends/followers/whatevers, not gain them.

Then again, maybe you are that moronic.

I mean, if I saw a friend constantly beg and whine and demand things like how Chris does, I'd mute and probably distance myself from him. It'd be easy as hell too, since I'd also have the knowledge of how much money he blows on craft beer and trying to lie to the IRS after remodeling his house while doing this shit.

Jesus Christ he's a monogloid.

Bert-Chez's Garden (How we used to butcher it), where the Eagle's Nest is, is a MAJOR tourist attaction. It isn't Hitler's House any more than Camp David is Trump's House.

It's a hell of a thing to see, to tour, and the locals make a good amount of money off of tourism.

The fact that this fat fuck probably thinks that everyone just goes to a mansion where Hitler sat around rubbing his hands and grinning over the gassing of Jews just shows he's a basement dwelling ignoramus.

I hope YouTube deletes his channel so he has nothing to show for his entire life.

Bob will unlikely ever get removed from YT. He's basically the type of critic they like; a corporate stooge who dislikes rightwingers.

The only way he'd probably get banned is if he completely loses his filter and goes full "gas poland now" in a video, and even then I doubt it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Lol, his begging garnered one entire patron in 24 hours.

Promise to cut off the goiter on cam and I'm sure a few kiwis would send you some beer/comedy money.

I wonder if one of his friends created a second account to use to donate and it's not actually someone new.

Bob will unlikely ever get removed from YT. He's basically the type of critic they like; a corporate stooge who dislikes rightwingers.

The only way he'd probably get banned is if he completely loses his filter and goes full "gas poland now" in a video, and even then I doubt it.

Yep, and has been said, at this point Bob is so inconsequential that it doesn't matter what he says or does because barely anyone notices.

It's hilarious, his greatest defense is also the reason he's so pissy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris is offered some sage advice in response to this

"Huh. Grow my audience? Try to extend my reach instead of screaming at the same people already giving to me like I'm a less compelling DSP? Never thought of that. Wild."

 

[Positron]

Peter Coffin is such a megalomaniac; he even cares about workers!


Biden's "American Jobs Plan" involves creating good-paying jerbs for unionized workers. Bobby: fine!


Liz Cheney vs Matt Gaetz:


Kissing up techno-fedualism and the Japs:


Someone apparently asked Bobby which animal he could fight and win:

His retarded hairy rat of a brother, maybe?



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Comic book bullshit:

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

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Comic book bullshit:
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I don't even see how Spider-Man is posing on the front of that cover.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Comic book bullshit:

I am hoping that JSG gives Bob some clapback on this because he is A) a black man from Chicago, and B) bisexual. Bob is essentially repeat the same mistake Mark Waid made when he called JSG a white supremacist a couple years ago by trying to insinuate that JSG is a homophobe.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Bob Chipman seems like the kind of guy who would let his wife(if he ever had one) cuck him just as long as if would be with another woman.